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View Poll Results: What turns you on?, choose all that apply (don't go over 100%)
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10% female
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7.29% |
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10% female
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10% female
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7.29% |
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10% female
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6.92% |
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10% female
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6.56% |
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10% female
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6.56% |
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10% female
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6.38% |
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10% female
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6.19% |
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10% female
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5.83% |
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10% female
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4.55% |
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10% male
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4.37% |
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10% male
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3.46% |
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10% male
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3.10% |
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10% male
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2.73% |
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10% male
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2.73% |
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10% male
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2.55% |
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10% male
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2.55% |
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10% male
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2.37% |
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10% male
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2.37% |
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10% male
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2.73% |
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S&M (either dominant or submissive)
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1.64% |
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voyeurism
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1.82% |
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Dirty Misc (see first post)
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1.28% |
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Bananas
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1.46% |
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February 25, 2003, 17:22
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I distinctly recall a thread, a while ago, in which you eloquently espoused that you would a let a guy "slob on my knob" if certain conditions were right...
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True, but the question is "what turns you on"? If I were hammered and some dude wanted to suck it, I can't say for sure what I'd do. Probably puke on him. But if he were good, well, sh1t... I'd just close my eyes.
I probably have a sliver of gayness in me in that regard, but dudes just don't do it for me.
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February 25, 2003, 17:23
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Man, to be so desperate as to let a 0 blow you... 
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February 25, 2003, 17:24
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 I'm a slut for sense experience. Although I must admit that I would have to be going through a pretty long dry spell before I'd let a 0 do anything to me.
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February 25, 2003, 17:26
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Sounds like the time is right for a little Widdecome action, Sava. I mean, you're entering what - the 22nd year of a 22 year dry spell? 
OK, I'll shut up now.
Btw, Sava, I must compliment you on how much better you are at taking some ribbing than you were a few months ago. 
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February 25, 2003, 17:34
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Originally posted by JohnT
Shouldn't that be "With oiled palms"?
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MY GOD NO! I use a water-based lubricant  
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February 25, 2003, 17:34
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ribbed...hehehe....
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February 25, 2003, 17:37
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Well if even Widdecombe floats your boat, try this for size
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February 25, 2003, 17:38
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Dude, that's so not cool, posting a pic of Bodd's ex like that.
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February 25, 2003, 17:42
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February 25, 2003, 17:56
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Well if even Widdecombe floats your boat, try this for size
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I want to see the real picture
Jon Miller
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February 25, 2003, 18:00
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Isn't it an 'ape-ised' Pamela Anderson?
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February 25, 2003, 18:44
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Even Ann Widdecombe? 
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Tsk, tsk. You're not showing her in all her lubricious glory. Where are the backless rubber nun's outfit, the strap on and the whip?
(noises of chundering off)
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February 25, 2003, 20:12
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First, I must say 100% female turns me on.
And second....shouldn't Bananas go with Dirty Misc?
BTW, this whole thread is just , not to mention 
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February 25, 2003, 20:19
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Hmm nobody yet used the c word, which is pretty impressive- of course Datajack had nothing better to do
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February 25, 2003, 20:30
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Had to stop to make sure I voted correctly.
Why didn't you set the vote as percentages?
10,20,30, etc. to 100% for both male and female?
100 female.
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February 25, 2003, 20:36
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Originally posted by JohnT
Shouldn't that be "With oiled palms"?
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Not at all. Most boys up north don't need oils anyway John.
And just 'cause I don't want a relationship doesn't mean I don't get laid.
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February 25, 2003, 20:42
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30% female, 70% male. I've never acted on the female part though, mostly because I haven't met a lot of females who were smart enough for me to be attracted to them. Once, almost. Geographical differences.
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February 25, 2003, 20:49
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Originally posted by tandeetaylor
30% female, 70% male. I've never acted on the female part though, mostly because I haven't met a lot of females who were smart enough for me to be attracted to them. Once, almost. Geographical differences.
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If being smart was neccesary for me to make love to a woman, I'd still be a virgin.
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February 25, 2003, 20:53
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You can take that either way you want.
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February 25, 2003, 21:29
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Well, you know, people have different standards and different reasons for sexual attraction.
You can take that either way you want.
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February 25, 2003, 21:43
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I meant that, either way you took, it would be applicable.
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February 25, 2003, 22:06
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Not at all. Most boys up north don't need oils anyway John.
And just 'cause I don't want a relationship doesn't mean I don't get laid.
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Hookers don't count.
You know, I meant to type "soiled" and forgot the 's'. Turned out better anyway.
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February 25, 2003, 22:23
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100% Female.
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February 25, 2003, 22:57
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Hookers don't count.
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Hookers are the ones that you have to pay for, right? Wouldn't know anything about that, John. 
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February 25, 2003, 23:22
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Originally posted by Tuberski
I meant that, either way you took, it would be applicable.
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Really?
I don't know what I meant. It made sense somewhere for a few brief seconds.
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