February 27, 2003, 21:19
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What does 'petting your cat in a more then friendly way' excactly mean 
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February 27, 2003, 21:36
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Originally posted by alva
What does 'petting your cat in a more then friendly way' excactly mean
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Ummmmmm, nothin'.
If anyone has done animal husbandry, I think that's close enough for to bestiality to count.
I have never jumped from an airplane.
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February 27, 2003, 21:42
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I have never jumped from an airplane.
Nor from a train or bus.
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February 27, 2003, 21:47
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I have never jumped from an airplane (thank God!) 
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February 27, 2003, 22:00
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I have 
(hey, he didn't say it had to be up in the air )
I have never made a DL that I didn't confess about
(no others either, but otherwise, this is going to be to easy )
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February 27, 2003, 22:56
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I did. Still no one knows who it was.
Doesn't matter now, as it was from before the forums merged, and such.
I have never used wireless networking.
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February 27, 2003, 23:01
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I have never used wireless networking.
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February 27, 2003, 23:04
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You technological peasant!
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February 27, 2003, 23:08
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I want to recap:
I have never been on a SkiBob (A wha?)
I have danced naked (private show only, dammit)
I have never owned an Apple Computer. (my parents had an Apple IIe...does that count?)
I have never drank from a beer bong. (point?)
I've gotten speeding tickets. 3 I think.
I have never been in a hot-air balloon.
I've been in a musical (It may shock some here to learn this. It may shock them even more to know I played Henry Higgins!  )
I've never committed a beastiality. I've been in bed with a few animals before, but they were of the human kind. 
I have used wireless networking.
As for something new...
I've never gone Christmas Caroling door to door.
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February 27, 2003, 23:10
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I have.
I have never had sex with a man.
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February 27, 2003, 23:10
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Originally posted by MikeH
As a party drinking game we used to play it where everyone took it in turns to say they'd never done something and anyone who had had to stand up and drink.
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That game is especially great if you state an embarrassing statements. I dunnon if you guys play rule with person stating has to have never done what he is stating, but I always drink with my statement, cause well isnt drinking game more fun when your drinking?
For example, You would say, "I never masturbate", Then everyone takes a shot!
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February 27, 2003, 23:10
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*thinks*
Or anyone, for that matter!
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February 27, 2003, 23:11
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I have danced naked (private show only, dammit)
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Ya mean you were dancing by yourself? At least I had company.
Edited out the xmas carols due to cross posting:
I have never had sex with a man.
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February 27, 2003, 23:11
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edit: damn not quick enough!
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February 27, 2003, 23:12
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It's like tennis!
I have had sex with a man.
I have never watched a complete episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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February 27, 2003, 23:14
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Originally posted by Stuie
Ya mean you were dancing by yourself? At least I had company.
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Who said I was by myself?
Calc, what's so embarrassing about that? Like anyone would believe someone who says they don't masturbate. I'd stand up and sing it for them. 
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February 27, 2003, 23:16
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I have never watched a complete episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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I'll do you one better: I've seen the movie!
I have never urinated in public.
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February 27, 2003, 23:20
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I have urinated in public
I have never been bitten by a spider. *shudders*
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February 27, 2003, 23:21
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Who said I was by myself?
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You said private show only.......... err... never mind.
Come on, loinburger! You NEVER urinated in public!?
I have never been bitten by a spider.
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February 27, 2003, 23:22
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I have never been bitten by a spider.
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2003, 23:24
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Hey Boris, you commented on all but the DL statement 
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February 27, 2003, 23:26
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Originally posted by Stuie
Come on, loinburger! You NEVER urinated in public!?
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I suppose I should have been more clear. "I have never urinated in such a way that others could marvel at my splendorous loins and/or remarkable urine trail, but instead have always hidden my shame."
I have, however, been bitten by a spider.
I have never put live gerbils (or any other member of the rodent family) in my trousers.
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February 27, 2003, 23:26
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Hey Boris, you commented on all but the DL statement
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Oops, missed the airplane one, too! I've never jumped out of an airplane, and I've never created a DL...except when I've forgotten my login to a site and have re-registered.
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February 27, 2003, 23:27
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I have bitten by a spider.
I have never been part of a punk band.
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February 27, 2003, 23:29
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No gerbils or punkband here.
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February 27, 2003, 23:30
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I have never put live gerbils (or any other member of the rodent family) in my trousers.
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Aaahh, Now I know what Tubski meant...
Edit: quoted wrong eugh quote 
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February 27, 2003, 23:31
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I once put my pet hamster in my pocket. Does that count?
Um, no to the punk band thing.
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February 27, 2003, 23:33
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I once put my pet hamster in my pocket. Does that count?
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Depends. Was this pocket on a pair of shorts, or was it on a pair of trousers?
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February 27, 2003, 23:39
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Khaki pants, probably.
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February 27, 2003, 23:44
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Doesn't count, then. They've got to be trousers. (Or pantaloons, at the very least.)
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