March 3, 2003, 23:14
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Oh puke. I think I'd rather have gotten Kirsten Dunst.
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Well if she ends up just hanging around your apartment with a vacant look in her eyes, I'll take her off your hands.
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March 3, 2003, 23:14
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Originally posted by Agathon
I got a load of people I have never heard of, excepting that Felicity chick who I think is a dog since she cut off her hair.
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What's wrong with women with short hair? 
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March 3, 2003, 23:16
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Originally posted by Sikander
Well if she ends up just hanging around your apartment with a vacant look in her eyes, I'll take her off your hands.
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Are you kidding? I'd **** her and then let every straight guy on Apolyton know. 
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March 3, 2003, 23:17
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And that would make you KING!
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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March 3, 2003, 23:17
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Are you kidding? I'd **** her and then let every straight guy on Apolyton know.
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Evil bastard!
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March 3, 2003, 23:19
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Are you kidding? I'd **** her and then let every straight guy on Apolyton know.
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Do you have any idea how many STDs you'd get...
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March 3, 2003, 23:19
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Originally posted by Asher
Do you have any idea how many STDs you'd get...
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I'm well acquainted with condoms, thanks.
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March 3, 2003, 23:21
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
What's wrong with women with short hair?
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There's nothing wrong with women with short hair. It's just that Keri Russell made a more appealing bedmate with long hair.
Long hair can sometimes change things entirely. I mean look at Metallica who went from looking cool to looking like a pack of inbred hicks.
Anyway, I'm still p****d off about not getting Elisha Cuthbert. 
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March 3, 2003, 23:23
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I'm well acquainted with condoms, thanks.
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Condoms can only do so much!
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March 3, 2003, 23:24
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RRRRRRRRRRRrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeality Check.
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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March 3, 2003, 23:47
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Originally posted by Tiamat
RRRRRRRRRRRrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeality Check.
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Oh...reality. Bummer.
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March 4, 2003, 00:14
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Sylvia Saint 100%
Kim Smith 100%
Tanja Szewczenko 99%
Mary Pierce 98%
Belinda Chapple 98%
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I don't know any of them besides Sylvia Saint, but she's good enough for me! Hooray! 
On a sadder note, my total for Elizabeth Hurley was only 54%...
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March 4, 2003, 00:22
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Isnt' she a porn star?
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2003, 00:23
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Isnt' she a porn star?
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Yes she is, and a particularly nasty one at that. 
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March 4, 2003, 00:35
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
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Isnt' she a porn star?
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Yes she is, and a particularly nasty one at that.
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Isn't it amazing how people are willing to incriminate themselves.
I only know the names of two porn stars. One is Ron Jeremy, because he's always being interviewed on the television; and the other is Stacey Valentine who was the subject of a documentary film my wife and I saw, called "The Girl Next Door".
Actually I'm a liar - Linda Lovelace was a porn star although I've never seen any of her films.
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March 4, 2003, 00:38
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Only found out her name after the thread I started last week.....had to do some research you know 
Just the name is familiar not her talents although.......Drake certainly seems to be familar with them.
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Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2003, 00:44
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Just the name is familiar not her talents although.......Drake certainly seems to be familar with them.
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I've actually never owned a porn film and only purchased a magazine once, on my eighteenth birthday. Hanging around college age males makes it rather inevitable that I'll pick up a few names, however, particularly the famous ones like Sylvia Saint. Never seen one of her movies, but I've heard stories...
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March 4, 2003, 00:48
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Sure, sure. 
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March 4, 2003, 00:52
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Sure, sure.
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I can't see the point of watching someone else do it when it's far more pleasant to engage in that activity yourself.
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March 4, 2003, 00:54
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Just the name is familiar not her talents although.......Drake certainly seems to be familar with them.
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I've actually never owned a porn film and only purchased a magazine once, on my eighteenth birthday. Hanging around college age males makes it rather inevitable that I'll pick up a few names, however, particularly the famous ones like Sylvia Saint. Never seen one of her movies, but I've heard stories...
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Actually, I'm in favour of soft porn mags like Playboy, but only for 14-16 year olds. After all you ought to know what you are getting into before you start trying it for real.
Goodnight.
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March 4, 2003, 00:55
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And that was the point we were making last week on the anime porn thread. Seems more people like to participate then spectate 
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2003, 02:06
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Muammar Ghadaffi and Idi Amin.
Two well sexy geezers.
Failing that, Strom Thurmond. He am hotttt!!!!!
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March 4, 2003, 02:14
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bah! ur all too lazy to post pics
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March 4, 2003, 02:38
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bah! ur all too lazy to post pics
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I'm pretty sure I'd get banned if I posted pics...
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March 4, 2003, 03:00
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Your best matches
Jeri Ryan 100%
Debi Mazar 98%
Gwyneth Paltrow 98%
Christine van der Horst 97%
Emmanuelle Beart 97%
Jeri Ryan -- yumm
she can assimilate me anytime
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March 4, 2003, 05:11
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Interesting...my top outcome is dead o_O
Aaliyah Haughton 100%
Katherine Moennig 99%
Eva Duijvestein 99%
Trish Stratus 98%
Leila Arcieri 98%
Miscellaneous:
Katie Holmes - 88 [68 / 99 / 95]
Chantal Janzen - 83 [57 / 97 / 92]
Jessica Alba - 76 [77 / 70 / 78]
Charisma Carpenter - 73 [68 / 53 / 98]
And just for kicks, I tried Donovan McNabb as well:
Donovan McNabb - 88 [100 / 97 / 65]
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March 4, 2003, 07:03
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aparently im gay, and how...
on second inspection i accidentally put the desired sex as male...
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March 4, 2003, 09:08
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Hmm don't know any of the people in my top5, but this seemed fairly interesting:
Heidi Klum
Physical 98%
Emotional 100%
Intellectual 32%
Overall 74%
So as long as i don't want deep converations she'd be just about ideal... interesting...
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March 4, 2003, 09:09
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Tia Carrere 99%
Marisa Tomei 99%
Kaori Ohara 99%
A-Mei Zhang 98%
Steffi Graf 97%
Ooooooo.
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March 4, 2003, 09:32
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Apparently I have a 92% intellectual compatibility with Geri Halliwell. 
"My mind is going....."
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