Getting hit in the balls vs Giving birth

Spec · March 10, 2003, 15:36

I'm tired of hearing girls say that the worst pain in the world in "giving birth" I beg to differ!!!!! I wont assume that I know like most of the girls do BUT I really think that the worst pain you can live threw, physicaly I mean, is getting hit in the balls.
Testicules are incredibly moronicly placed, at view of any target and the slightest pinch is enough to make a guy fall to the ground. This one time I got hit by a hockey puck WITH a jackstrap on and I was hurting so much I wanted to vomit all over my self at the same time. I nearly blacked out!!
SO, all I'm saying is that I dont want to hear "giving birth is the worst pain ever" anymore!! Girls dont know, we dont know, but I'm pretty sure getting batted is a close match if not more painful!

Spec.

Harovan · March 10, 2003, 15:37

Sorry, I consider posts with a sole smiley spam, but I couldn't resist.

Pekka · March 10, 2003, 15:42

I guess every guy has once dropped and hurt themselves with bikes.. it usually happens when you're going fast downhill when your feet slips and after you have bruised the croch area, you fall down and smash yourself to asfalt and roll with your bike. It's very fun.

Pekka · March 10, 2003, 15:45

And the worst part is trying to recover and get back on the bike, drive back home and not cry

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Chemical Ollie · March 10, 2003, 15:49

A kick on the balls is painful, but you get over it within 5 minutes or so. Imagine that pain lasting for 20 hours - that's giving birth!

Spec · March 10, 2003, 15:50

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Originally posted by Pekka
And the worst part is trying to recover and get back on the bike, drive back home and not cry

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*compliting your sentence*

...to make it look like it didn't hurt.

WELL IT DOES!!! Thats why girls think giving birth hurts more, cuz we are assh0les and try to cover it!!
yes, yes, we are dumb when it comes to being tuff.

FrustratedPoet · March 10, 2003, 15:53

Olaf is right. Even if getting hit in the balls was 10 times more painful than giving birth (which of course it isn't) you would still have to take into account that giving birth can last for hours and hours and hours (sometime even days!).
Now THAT is pain.

Boris Godunov · March 10, 2003, 15:55

Imagine trying to pass an 8-pound bowling ball out of your ass. And imagine that lasting for at least a day.

I don't think you have any idea how painful labor is. Getting kicked in the nads hurts a lot, yes, but I don't think it's even comparable.

August Borms · March 10, 2003, 15:56

Anal fissure is more painfull then getting kicked in the balls.

monolith94 · March 10, 2003, 15:57

getting hit in the balls is far less hurtful, far FAR less hurtful. I've gotten hit there a couple times, both by accident (soccer ball

, falling on something) and it really hurt terrifically, but it didn't last.

ColdWizard · March 10, 2003, 15:58

i'd rather take a shot to the nards than have a 6-10 pound object come out of a bodily orifice

Boris Godunov · March 10, 2003, 16:01

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Originally posted by monolith94
I've gotten hit there a couple times, both by accident

As opposed to those who like getting hit there deliberately?

PLATO · March 10, 2003, 16:01

After watching the birth of my son, I have to say that the women have this one.

Lorizael · March 10, 2003, 16:02

The comparable pain for a male would be passing kidney stones. This happens to women too, but more often to men. Women are supposed to have children, men are not supposed to pass rocks of calcium through their urethra. When my father had a heart attack, he still thought kidney stones were more painful.

monolith94 · March 10, 2003, 16:02

By accident as opposed to someone kicking me in them due to my pissing them off...

Spec · March 10, 2003, 16:02

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Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre
A kick on the balls is painful, but you get over it within 5 minutes or so. Imagine that pain lasting for 20 hours - that's giving birth!

5MINS?!?!?! Try 6 hours man. I dont mean getting bump, I mean getting HIT by a HOCKEY PUCK with a SLAPSHOT at 65 mph!
Try getting over that in 5 minutes.

August Borms · March 10, 2003, 16:04

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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Imagine trying to pass an 8-pound bowling ball out of your ass. And imagine that lasting for at least a day.

I can relate to that feeling

Bugs ****ing Bunny · March 10, 2003, 16:05

Testicular injuries can kill. Dostoevsky's father was killed by having his testicles crushed.

Flubber · March 10, 2003, 16:07

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Originally posted by Lorizael
The comparable pain for a male would be passing kidney stones. This happens to women too, but more often to men. Women are supposed to have children, men are not supposed to pass rocks of calcium through their urethra. When my father had a heart attack, he still thought kidney stones were more painful.

I would agree with the kidney stone comment. A good friend passed a couple and he said emphatically that it was "worse than being kicked in the nads". The pain just continues and continues .

Pekka · March 10, 2003, 16:22

Yeah, it really can kill you. It depends how fast you recover.. it can take 5 minutes, but it can take much longer if it's bad enough.. it hurts all over your body.

Spectator, yep, you're right, you must not show the pain

. And that makes you look even more stupid when everyone knows it hurts and you're just trying to look cool when you don't.

once sparring with my buddie I got kicked in the nuts very badly, he caught me on rear naked choke and he was supposed to kick me on my stomach but accidentally caught my nuts, and I didn't wear a cup. It felt like something broke and it was a nasty feeling. First you're just quiet and then the pain starts to grow and grow and grow.. well you guys know how it goes.
I can't imagine giving birth would hurt that much as the greatest peak getting hit to the nuts, but it takes so long that it must be a lot worse. I'd take a hit to my nuts again rather than give birth.. any day.

PLATO · March 10, 2003, 16:25

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Originally posted by Flubber

I would agree with the kidney stone comment. A good friend passed a couple and he said emphatically that it was "worse than being kicked in the nads". The pain just continues and continues .

Kidney stones were bad, until the drugs from the ER kicked in.

Dis · March 10, 2003, 16:34

yes but one last longer than the other.

Chemical Ollie · March 10, 2003, 16:39

I have some awesome mpg movies on the topic, but that file format is not allowed to post. Both make you almost feel the pain yourself.

One shows a woman hitting a guy right in the middle with a kick that would make Beckham yellous.

The other is to close-up and detailed to share on this site, but it shows a guy with a hammer and two nails, fixing the said body parts of himself to a table

Az · March 10, 2003, 16:39

The last sentence by laz, actually made me feel very afraid, and shocked. I rarely experience that sort of severe psychological stress.

"crushed"...

Dis · March 10, 2003, 16:40

this thread is making me cringe

Guynemer · March 10, 2003, 16:43

While true, it is somewhat misleading. You could potentially die from nearly any injury, provided there is some arterial damage. Big Jim & the Twins have a pretty vigorous blood flow--the Twins in particular. If they are "crushed" or severed, you could potentially bleed to death. Also, the pain could be so traumatic as to send you into shock, dropping your blood pressure to the point that you don't perfuse your heart or brain, also leading to death...

Sweet dreams.

PLATO · March 10, 2003, 16:46

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Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre
I have some awesome mpg movies on the topic, but that file format is not allowed to post. Both make you almost feel the pain yourself.

One shows a woman hitting a guy right in the middle with a kick that would make Beckham yellous.

The other is to close-up and detailed to share on this site, but it shows a guy with a hammer and two nails, fixing the said body parts of himself to a table

Olaf, Why would you have these films? ...Never mind, I don't want to know afterall.

Chemical Ollie · March 10, 2003, 16:46

Dying of giving birth is still a common cause of death in may countries.

Chemical Ollie · March 10, 2003, 16:48

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Originally posted by PLATO1003

Olaf, Why would you have these films? ...Never mind, I don't want to know afterall.

A friend with that kind of humour sent them to me. I don't watch them every day, though...

Spec · March 10, 2003, 16:55

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Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre

A friend with that kind of humour sent them to me. I don't watch them every day, though...

...........just twice a week...........