March 11, 2003, 17:56
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Apolyton Coffee Shop: Tuome on apina
In a desperate attempt to escape the long arm of the law closing in on his old hideout, our intrepid bartender pulls a new shop from the bowels of the ISR and making it suitable for customers
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March 11, 2003, 17:58
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He certainly is!
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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March 11, 2003, 18:01
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/me wonders what the name CW gave him means in the devil Finnish tongue
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 11, 2003, 18:06
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"Tuome is a monkey"
i may have added another word or two, but no sense in getting myself banned 
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 11, 2003, 18:22
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**tia's ears perk up at the mention of monkeys**
Monkey's?!? Did someone say monkey's? **clasps hands** Oh joy......oh rapture......my favorite little treat. I can't remember how long it's been since I've had monkey let alone good monkey brains. 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 11, 2003, 19:55
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So, hows your car, Dino?
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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March 11, 2003, 21:36
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The finns don't need another thread! get Ming to change the name! 
Last edited by H Tower; March 12, 2003 at 01:28.
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March 11, 2003, 22:06
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/me hits HT with a Finnish dictionary.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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March 12, 2003, 11:05
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/me hits HTower with Finland
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 11:14
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bah, I will not participate in a finnish thread.
/me walks out
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March 12, 2003, 11:17
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 leaving the shop
/me drags H Tower back in, wraps him in chains and drops him into Tia's cache of salty sea men
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 11:22
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 Oooh! Monkeys! You know, I got monkey, a big monkey. You wanna see me spank my monkey? Oh, yes you do because you're a monkeylover! Yes! MONKEYLOVER-MONKEYLOVER! 
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:p:p:p|__Hakkapeliitta/Jeki__|:p:p:p
You wanna see me spank my monkey?
I'll shake your hand later, I have an...itch.
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March 12, 2003, 11:27
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maybe we should get Ming to change the name, hordes of finns are boring 
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 14:11
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
So, hows your car, Dino?
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/me starts throwing sharp objects at Skanky
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 12, 2003, 16:00
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King
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/me emerges from a page whose title is "An Adult tribute to the legendary Minerva Mink" *
/me erases an item in a list, thinking "OK... so there's one fetish I don't have..." *
Yeah... I'm a lonely geek...
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March 12, 2003, 16:05
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King
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/me doesnt like monkey....bunnies are much better
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Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
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March 12, 2003, 16:21
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/me teleports 50,000 bunnies from DBTSverse to the coffee shop
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 16:30
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*Starchild slips in between the cracks in spacetime, grabs a Lychee Martini, and leaves a 2050 Clinton Dollar coin as payment. Smiles at the sutble unraveling of reality that will result from this action, rendering the very means of payment non-existant. Starchild slips back through a small, unused door set at a right angle to the curvature of the universe.*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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March 12, 2003, 17:15
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King
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Ite oot!1!11
Oh, and for those who can't speak Finnish:
Tuome on apina = Tuome is a monkey
Tuome on viisas = Tuome is a moron
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March 12, 2003, 17:23
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 at Toume's translation of viisas
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 17:24
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King
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YES my evil plan worked.
now that my army of bunnies has been teleported here (i misplaced the only portal between this universe and DBTSvers) I can start conquering the world
Go and roam free my bunnies
go forth and release the bunnies of WAR
p.s dont anyone try to hurt one of my bunnies...they are very dear to me...
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Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
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March 12, 2003, 17:28
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you'll give me Finland after your conquest is successful right?
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 17:30
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/me will give finland to CW after his horde of bunnies gnawed a certain someone in a certain basement who is minus one certain The- To death! 
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Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
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March 12, 2003, 17:33
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no way, i want to keep that indivudual for incessant teasing
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 17:35
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King
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ok but then i want all his pr0n from a certain blue haired girl 
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Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
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March 12, 2003, 17:36
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fine, copies will be sent once i have full control of The Basement and the surrounding country
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 12, 2003, 18:29
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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March 12, 2003, 18:40
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King
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No. 
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March 12, 2003, 19:07
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Yes!
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March 12, 2003, 19:49
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/me fires the quality control supervisor for this thread. 
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