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Old April 3, 2003, 17:22   #241
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Old April 3, 2003, 17:34   #242
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hmmmm
*with a wave of her pitchfork, DM turns CW into the slave version of Princess Leia*
hmm. i think you shold run from the hungry men of this board now. that or start fondling yourself cause you now have boobs.
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Old April 3, 2003, 17:36   #243
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Old April 3, 2003, 18:13   #244
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DM, why did I just see a Hairy fat man dressed as slave-leia go into the women's bathroom?
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Old April 3, 2003, 18:19   #245
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Oh wait, that was just ColdWizard. He does these things.
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Old April 3, 2003, 18:23   #246
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Oh wait, that was just ColdWizard. He does these things.
Cheeky Sod, ain't he?
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Old April 3, 2003, 18:33   #247
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can't be a hairy fat man since i gave hima vagina.
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Old April 3, 2003, 18:41   #248
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That's more than mildly disturbing.
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Old April 3, 2003, 18:51   #249
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/me polymorphs himself back to normal, changes back to robes and exits the bathroom.



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Old April 3, 2003, 18:56   #250
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Old April 3, 2003, 19:07   #251
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a hellhound.... how very scary....
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Old April 3, 2003, 19:33   #252
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Old April 3, 2003, 22:13   #254
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**pops heads back in door** What's new pussycats.......whoooooaaaaaaaa whooooaaaaa whooaaaaaaa
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**tia looks at her fingernails** Hooooo hummmm not this again

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Old April 3, 2003, 22:35   #257
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I though Ultimate Lonestar got hit by the Ultimate Duty Van of Doom and Terror
He did. Ultimate Gas Turbine Mechanic(Electric) Seaman Alves was gunning for him.
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he recovered then? I'd heard rumors that his injuries were so severe that he was unable to eat pizza
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he recovered then? I'd heard rumors that his injuries were so severe that he was unable to eat pizza
All true. It has been a long, hard road for Ultimate Lonestar , and it may indeed get harder still. There is talk that he may be unable to be permitted to use his car when he returns to it, as his right leg is still a terrifying sight to behold!
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doesn't Ultimate Lonestar have some sort of Ultimate Car that uses voice control or mental biofeedback or something?
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doesn't Ultimate Lonestar have some sort of Ultimate Car that uses voice control or mental biofeedback or something?
Ultimate Lonestar doesn't even make 15k a year, he ain't no officer.

He does, however, have the Honda of Doom(tm).
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oh, I forget that superheroes sometimes have to start out low if they haven't inherited billions from deceased relatives or won the lotto or something
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oh, I forget that superheroes sometimes have to start out low if they haven't inherited billions from deceased relatives or won the lotto or something
Hey, those secret caves ain't cheap, and the Navy has a tendancy to ask questions.

("Why do you have a phaser rifle in your room?")
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doesn't lonestar have any civilian friends who could bring the pizza to him or a grocery store on base?
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doesn't lonestar have any civilian friends who could bring the pizza to him or a grocery store on base?
Jeebus no. Not in Pensacola.
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No, no, you gave me that Kia, remember?

Like my Avatar, pinko?
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