I'm sick of you homophobes

Thorn · March 17, 2003, 14:41

Along with racists and fundamentalists.....

less than a 1/4 mile away from my house a Baptist Church has a sign:

"Do not tolerate what God does not condone"

Bastards...

Lancer · March 17, 2003, 14:44

Some of the best friends to have are bastards. Generally better than the average lot.

Stuie · March 17, 2003, 14:45

Go get 'em, Thorn!!

SlowwHand · March 17, 2003, 14:46

Boris Godunov · March 17, 2003, 14:47

If you break their jaws, they won't be able to give good head when they make their secret forays to public restrooms late at night.

Gangerolf · March 17, 2003, 14:50

blow up that sign

Az · March 17, 2003, 14:56

Quote:

Do not tolerate what God does not condone

How is that related to gay people?

Nubclear · March 17, 2003, 14:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Azazel
How is that related to gay people?

Its saying we should declare war on the gays. They may pre-emptively attack us. Its gods will.......

Agathon · March 17, 2003, 15:00

Surely the adulterers must be quaking in their boots? And the people who aren't wearing traditional Hebrew garments as well.

[Insert your favourite ridiculous prohibition from Leviticus here]

Agathon · March 17, 2003, 15:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
If you break their jaws, they won't be able to give good head when they make their secret forays to public restrooms late at night.

Y'know Boris, I don't think that people should be persecuted for their sexuality (unless they are child-molesters or animal-worriers) but surely its not unreasonable to ask people of all persuasions to please not have sex in public lavatories.

St Leo · March 17, 2003, 15:04

Blow their minds, Thorn. It's freedom, baby.

Boris Godunov · March 17, 2003, 15:07

But that's the only place where closted homophobes can get their jollies. Would you rob them of that?

Ozz · March 17, 2003, 15:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Thorn
Along with racists and fundamentalists.....

less than a 1/4 mile away from my house a Baptist Church has a sign:

"Do not tolerate what God does not condone"

Bastards...

You just need a slight change in wording

"Do not tolerate what God does not condome"

See how long that "stays up"

DeathByTheSword · March 17, 2003, 15:14

i really not like religion....but that is just me

Dis · March 17, 2003, 15:41

God condones homoesexuality. So I don't see what the problem is.

If God didn't condone homesexuality it wouldn't be possible, now would it

rah · March 17, 2003, 15:46

Murder is possible.
Genocide is possible.
Etc.

Dis · March 17, 2003, 15:47

and therefore god condones it

now you get the picture.

Drake Tungsten · March 17, 2003, 15:48

Quote:

Murder is possible.
Genocide is possible.
Etc.

How does this disprove Dissident's theory?

rah · March 17, 2003, 15:53

Based on your arguement.
God condones genocide.
I don't agree with that statement, because I disagree with your premise that if it's possible, God must condone it.

SlowwHand · March 17, 2003, 16:01

You're arguing with mental voids, RAH.

Az · March 17, 2003, 16:01

But God does condone Genocide... just look at the bible...

lalalalala lalalalalalala *whistles*

Japher · March 17, 2003, 16:03

Baptist are a weird lot... My freshman year roommate was a born again Baptist, and he thought I was the devil... I had a lot of fun with him.

Quote:

Do not tolerate what God does not condone

This really makes me mad though, where is this "church"? I thought christian beliefs encourage one to be tolerable of others, not smite them.

"Be not overcome with evil, but overcome evil with good. "
--Romans 12:21

Yet, I wouldn't necessarily target homophobes with this. I mean, I am a giant homophobe and I tolerate all my gay friends, just as I do my "straight" friends... They are all anoying. I would attribute this more to the freaking paranoid religious bigits; being a homophobe has nothing to with wanting to inflict violence, though most homophobes are the later.

"I have shown you in every way by laboring like this, that you must support the weak. And remembering the words of the Lord Jesus, that He said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive. '"
--Acts 20:35

Now if that's not the gayest thing i've ever heard.

Dis · March 17, 2003, 16:04

I figure if god didn't want us to go around killing each other it wouldn't have made us so violent

Inverse Icarus · March 17, 2003, 16:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
If you break their jaws, they won't be able to give good head when they make their secret forays to public restrooms late at night.

when i read this thread title i thought of how he was going to do it.

Provost Harrison · March 17, 2003, 16:09

I would seriously considering investing in spray paint and at night defacing that sign in some appropriate manner...direct action here!

Boris Godunov · March 17, 2003, 16:11

Quote:

Originally posted by rah
Based on your arguement.
God condones genocide.
I don't agree with that statement, because I disagree with your premise that if it's possible, God must condone it.

According to the Bible, God ordered one.

Inverse Icarus · March 17, 2003, 16:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

According to the Bible, God ordered one.

i'm hashing out a theory that Satan is the good one, and because God was victorious, and inspired the bible, he wrote himself as the good one.

whens the last time you heard of satan rising up and raining sulphur on a village?

Chemical Ollie · March 17, 2003, 16:20

God is against consumption of pork.

rah · March 17, 2003, 16:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
According to the Bible, God ordered one.

OK OK, bad example.

I was going for a dramatic example.

We'll try a more simple example.

If it's possible then god condones it......
Why do we need the 10 commandments?

NEXT

RAH

Dis · March 17, 2003, 16:24

I can't explain the 10 commandments.

Didn't the simpson's or something have a real funny bit about that?

Actually I think it was a stand up comedian. Real funny bit, I should try to find it.