March 22, 2003, 14:48
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Q Kicks Hussein Butt (Star Trek Quotes Thread)
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March 22, 2003, 14:51
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"Com par mi so Captain, the hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance."
Seems apropiate now.
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Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 22, 2003, 23:34
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"I assure you I am fully functional."
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March 22, 2003, 23:49
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"Eaten any good books lately?", to Worf
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March 23, 2003, 00:31
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"Let's end this charade!" (pronounced "sharrod") Picard
*Ted cocks his head to the side in a Riker-eque move and walks out of the room*
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Mis Novias
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March 23, 2003, 02:37
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
"Com par mi so Captain, the hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance."
Seems apropiate now.
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Pronounced "Cap-ee-tan", of course.
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March 23, 2003, 04:52
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Q: Welcome to the afterlife, captain -- you've dead.
P: What?
Q: I'll explain slowly...you're dead...this is the afterlife...and I'M GOD.
P: You Are NOT God!
Q: Blasphemy. I will have to smite you, or cast you out, or something.
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March 23, 2003, 04:58
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Janeway looks over Q's and Q's shoulders as they "do it."
Janeway: "That's IT!?!"
Q: "You had YOUR chance."
(Don't have the exact quote memorized, but that'll suffice  )
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March 23, 2003, 05:03
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I heard a U.S. politican or military guy say to the media about Iraq- "Resistance is futile" 
This got me thinking. Is America the borg? hmmm
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March 23, 2003, 05:07
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That person should be publically flogged for flagerent abuse of a Star Trekism! 
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The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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March 23, 2003, 07:36
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Q got the best lines 
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March 23, 2003, 07:37
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Originally posted by Dissident
I heard a U.S. politican or military guy say to the media about Iraq- "Resistance is futile"
This got me thinking. Is America the borg? hmmm
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Ah, the revelation sinks in...
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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March 23, 2003, 07:44
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Resistance is futile. Negotiations are irrelevant. Your technological and cultural uniqueness will be added to our own. We are Borg.
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March 23, 2003, 07:58
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"Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous - with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."
"There.. are.... FOUR Lights!"
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March 24, 2003, 04:44
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March 24, 2003, 06:34
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My favourite Trek quote is part of my signature
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March 24, 2003, 06:35
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By the way, you know the joke about arabs and Star Trek? is very good! 
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March 24, 2003, 06:55
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Originally posted by OliverFA
By the way, you know the joke about arabs and Star Trek? is very good!
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Then tell it already!
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March 24, 2003, 07:29
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The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America"
The American says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do."
The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
The American laughs and leans over. "That's because it takes place in the future."
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"A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
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March 24, 2003, 07:52
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Tsk.
Doctor Bashir is arab.
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March 24, 2003, 14:12
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That was bad. hehe
I only know one star trek quote
"Kkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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