March 23, 2003, 20:54
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Originally posted by Willem
I wasn't trying to be funny.
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Maybe you should start...
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March 23, 2003, 21:07
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#32
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Originally posted by Frogger
Maybe you should start...
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Yeah well, I kind of got my girdle in a knot by a few comments. I promise to stop waving the flag so much OK?
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March 23, 2003, 21:08
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Russian Federation much larger than Canada, even without the former Provinces now independent.
The Russians still have Siberia, after all. 
Canada:
+ may build wonder, the Stanley Cup, allowing each citizen beyond the 5th in each city to remain content.
- cannot research combined arms.
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March 23, 2003, 21:17
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#34
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Canada
+ starts with a Worker UU called a Lumberjack that increases shield production in Forests
- unit can only be built after the construction of a Lingerie Store improvement
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March 23, 2003, 21:33
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#35
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King
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FRANCE
+ 6 gold a turn made from executed nobility.
- Must have a revolution on every 5 turns.
AMERICA
+ May change government form to 'despotism' and no-one notices.
- Texas.
WALES
+ 6000 gold a turn given from England with the discovery of 'postcolonialism'.
- Can not discover 'literacy' or subsequent technology.
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March 23, 2003, 21:38
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King
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America
+ Has Special Burning Bush unit. Looks incredibly dorky but has same attack & defense as nuclear missile. Can be reused.
- Any time the Burning Bush unit appears, all American alliances are canceled.
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March 23, 2003, 21:38
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
BRITAIN:
+ Nicely shaped country.
- (...)
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Oriniginally Posted by Red Jon
AMERICA
- Texas.
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March 23, 2003, 21:55
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#38
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King
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Willem,
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Canada
+ starts with a Worker UU called a Lumberjack that increases shield production in Forests
- unit can only be built after the construction of a Lingerie Store improvement
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March 23, 2003, 22:08
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Deity
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I'm not and do not want to be your toyboy !!!  
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Russian Federation much larger than Canada, even without the former Provinces now independent.
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Ahh, didn't know that was considered 'a' country.
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March 23, 2003, 22:10
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Ahh, didn't know that was considered 'a' country.
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Russia has been considered a country for quite some time now.....
I think Russia is 1.8 times bigger than the US (only slightly larger than Canada) and the SU was about 2.6 times bigger than the US (and bigger than Canada).
ROSSIYA! ROSSIYA!! ROSSIYA!!!!
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March 23, 2003, 22:19
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Deity
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Originally posted by Trip
Poland:
+ Saves Europe from the Muslims.
- Repaid by being divided and reformed over a half dozen times and holds the title as the only country subjugated more than Belgium. 
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So we didn't even win this contest 
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Really thought, Canada was bigger then rossiya...  : 
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March 23, 2003, 22:31
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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March 23, 2003, 22:45
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King
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Russia:
+Schoolgirl lesbians can sing songs and generate revenue
France:
- hairs (minus pop growth
Japan:
+ Whacked out fetishes increase pop growth until development of abortion/safe sex.
Utah
+ polygamy = pop growth
England
+ British Accents
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March 23, 2003, 22:47
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King
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Originally posted by kolpo
Italy:
+corruption makes your population happy.
-every courthouse and police station increases corruption.
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March 23, 2003, 22:52
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Prince
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
China:
+ May build millions of infantry.
+ Economy rises 8 percent every turn
+ US economy depends on you.
- Your economy depends on the US.
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+ All government types are renamed "Communism"
- Corruption is sum total of all 5 government types
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Last edited by ranskaldan; March 24, 2003 at 00:41.
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March 23, 2003, 23:54
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King
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Holland
+ Low corruption, +5 happiness (obvious reasons )
- Low population growth (combination of citizens being stoned and large gay population)
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March 24, 2003, 00:33
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Warlord
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Italy:
+ 1 extra food in each city (pasta bonus)
- Mandatory government change every 2 years.
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March 24, 2003, 00:58
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Emperor
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Originally posted by kolpo
Italy:
+corruption makes your population happy.
-every courthouse and police station increases corruption.
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Best yet!
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March 24, 2003, 01:11
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Prince
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Originally posted by Osweld
CANADA
+ Does not show up on the map.
- Is unable to build military units.
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And this one.
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March 24, 2003, 01:29
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King
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hey, what about my Finland attribute?
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March 24, 2003, 01:50
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Finland:
+1 may irrigate where not normally possible (steals
lakes)
-1 cities require saunas to grow past size 4.
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"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
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March 24, 2003, 02:00
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The Netherlands
+ because of liberal drug laws Courthouses cost half of normal
- faces diplomatic penalty in any dealings with the Americans
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March 24, 2003, 02:23
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Prince
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Austailia
+ cool accents 
- Crocodile Dundee
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March 24, 2003, 03:17
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King
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Originally posted by obiwan18
Finland:
+1 may irrigate where not normally possible (steals
lakes)
-1 cities require saunas to grow past size 4.
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Not quite. It's more like...
+1 all cities have a free sauna
-1 can only build cities on tundra (er, is there a tundra terrain type in Civ3?)
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March 24, 2003, 03:19
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Originally posted by Ari Rahikkala
er, is there a tundra terrain type in Civ3?
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Yes
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March 24, 2003, 03:38
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Prince
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Canada
(EDIT same as Osweld's, missed his post when I made this one) + special stealth technology, no one else can tell how big it is.
- all military units under construction get cancelled everytime there is a change of government
UU: hockey player, treats tundra as roads.
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March 24, 2003, 06:18
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Emperor
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England
UU Soccer hooligan - causes 1 unhappiness in foreign city.
Germany
+ citizens tolerate higher tax levels
- military units cost twice normal to support
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March 24, 2003, 06:20
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Emperor
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Oh and this one,
United Kingdom
all government types have the same stats and effects as Monarchy.
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March 24, 2003, 07:26
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Warlord
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England
+ Special Resource Tea makes all citizens happy
- Production -5 due to constant tea breaks
USA
+ Nationalism tech & flag waving attribute +5 to all morale
- Nationalism tech & flag waving attribute -5 to all foreign relations
France
+ Delusions of grandeur +1 to morale
- Delusions of grandeur -5 to diplomacy
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March 24, 2003, 07:36
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King
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Originally posted by Calc II
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Originally posted by Willem
CANADA
+ Gains diplomatic bonuses because of their long term peacekeeping efforts
+ Is allowed to build a superior aircraft but then is ordered by the Americans to scrap the program.
+ Gains an extra UN vote because of their active role in the original formation of the UN
+ Canadian units can be used as cannon fodder in order to test unworkable theories of other nation's military planners
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- Avril Lavigne
- Celin Dion
Thye list continues....
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+ Shania Twain
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