apology to british apolytoners - Page 4

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 10:28

Well we mocked ourselves and silly accents. Now we're mocking our TV and playing how far can we go?

Is Pat that ancient old cow who's more masculine than most men? If people are chasing after her then the soap is even more ridiculous than I thought and much eviler

Paul Hanson · March 25, 2003, 10:30

The woman must have a great deal of inner beauty. You know, the sort of thing that all men living in the rough East End of London are attracted to.

The Mad Monk · March 25, 2003, 10:30

Is now a good time to mention that I've seen the first three years -- and only the first three years?

TheStinger · March 25, 2003, 10:32

spending your day being chirpy, and talking about how great it was in the blitz rots your brain, therefore Pat becaomes attractive

TheStinger · March 25, 2003, 10:36

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Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Is now a good time to mention that I've seen the first three years -- and only the first three years?

My god old eastenders. Dirty Den, Pete the barrow boy Arfur and random members of britains ethnic minorities

The Mad Monk · March 25, 2003, 10:40

Well, it was ten years ago.

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 10:47

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Originally posted by Big Crunch

No matter how bad things are, Pat???

Those could have been Roy's last words.

TheStinger · March 25, 2003, 10:51

He did need viagra to overcome the obvious difficulties you would have

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 10:57

I'd forgotten that, you are right though he did.

Pat also used to be on the game apparently. Surely she can't have made much money out of that.

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 11:11

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Originally posted by MikeH
I'd forgotten that, you are right though he did.

Pat also used to be on the game apparently. Surely she can't have made much money out of that.

Maybe she'd jump some poor drunken sod and not leave him alone until he'd give her money to leave. Imagine one of her hanging off your arm...

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 11:22

And if you were drunk enough to see double, imagine two of her hanging off your arm.

TheStinger · March 25, 2003, 11:23

If you threw Diedre form corronation street in aswell i'd be up for it

CerberusIV · March 25, 2003, 11:26

Stinger - you should lay offf the illegal imported vodka, it has methanol in it and makes you go blind.

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 11:33

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Originally posted by MikeH
And if you were drunk enough to see double, imagine two of her hanging off your arm.

and if your friends were drunk too, they'd see four of her hanging off your arm! i suspect they'd rapidly become ex-friends knowing your taste was that bad.

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 11:39

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Originally posted by TheStinger
If you threw Diedre form corronation street in aswell i'd be up for it

I'm southern therefore I've never seen Coronation Street.

CerberusIV · March 25, 2003, 11:42

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Originally posted by MikeH

I'm southern therefore I've never seen Coronation Street.

Damn, the cunning plot to rot southerners minds isn't working.

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 11:47

I've lived in the north for 13 years and in the south for 13 years but I've too much taste to watch any soap, so my mind is still uncorrupted

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 11:49

Are you one of those people that doesn't watch reality TV shows either?

Dauphin · March 25, 2003, 11:51

What's reality TV?

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 11:53

I generally don't - my housemate loved to watch Big Brother I, so I got a healthy dose of secondary-viewing. I certainly won't watch them for the fun of it.

Like the "Salon", what do people see in that? Is it gossip related or something? Otherwise from what I've seen on adverts...

"ooh watch her cut that bloke's hair! wow!"

only things I really watch on TV are good ( American ) dramas / comedies really, e.g. West Wing, ER, The Dead Zone, Frasier.

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 11:55

I've never seen The Salon, that's a bit too bad even for me.

24 is the best thing on at the moment I think.

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 12:00

24's first series was on when I was never in or available to watch it. one thing I'd like to watch but haven't been able to yet, so obviously watching the 2nd series ( or even seeing synopsis which have series one info in ) would be a bit of a foolish move.

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 12:15

Not really, I came to the first series late, about 6 hours in and it was still great.

That said, you could get it on DVD or something. It is excellent. And Kim Bauer is very foxy.

VetLegion · March 25, 2003, 12:18

A sympathy for the Brits is in order. I just read how they managed to prevent electing members into House of Lords and other wonders of british democracy. I think getting rid of monarchy would be first step to a modern 20th century Britain. After that, we can talk about 21st

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 12:21

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Originally posted by VetLegion
A sympathy for the Brits is in order. I just read how they managed to prevent electing members into House of Lords and other wonders of british democracy. I think getting rid of monarchy would be first step to a modern 20th century Britain. After that, we can talk about 21st

ah yes us "Brits" are just escaping the coal mines and the child slavery days of the 1990s. If we're lucky, then maybe women will be allowed to vote soon and even more unlikely, rotten boroughs might be abolished!

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 12:25

Women vote? Ridiculous.

Dauphin · March 25, 2003, 12:30

I prefer the good old days when only land owners could vote.

MikeH · March 25, 2003, 12:35

That means I couldn't vote, I could march on London with my pitchfork and a burning torch though.

Demerzel · March 25, 2003, 12:37

I prefer the good old days when the country was a pure monarchy and the King had ultimate power. Who needs rights? Let the King lead us to glory!

Dauphin · March 25, 2003, 12:38

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Originally posted by Demerzel
I prefer the good old days when the country was a pure monarchy and the King had ultimate power. Who needs rights? Let the King lead us to glory!

Now you're just being silly.