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Master Zen's Real-Life Academy Awards
Hola,
Ok, none of us actually watched the Oscars last sunday since there was actually something better to watch on TV: WAR.
So, perhaps we should make some Oscars (or should I call them Georgies?) of our own.
I shall start. Please add more 
BEST ACTOR
Jacques Chirac
For convincing the world that France actually has noble intentions
Nominee
George W. Bush
For convincing the American people that the US actually has noble intentions
(Chirac wins since the US is only 5% of the world's populaton)
BEST PRODUCER
The United States
of nuclear weapons, conventional weapons, smart weapons, dumb pilots, yet asking the world to disarm...
BEST LIGHTING
Baghdad last Friday
ILM pales in comparison
BEST MAKEUP
The United States
for making a war of agression look like a war of liberation
BEST FOREIGN MOVIE
CNN watched from an Israeli home
poetic justice
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Saddam Hussein
A lifetime of headaches
Disclaimer: this thread is not to be taken too seriously 
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March 25, 2003, 14:33
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Re: Master Zen's Real-Life Academy Awards
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Although you really mean it 
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March 25, 2003, 14:34
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Re: Re: Master Zen's Real-Life Academy Awards
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Although you really mean it
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well, I am slamming on both sides...
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March 25, 2003, 14:34
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If I was a wimp, I'd press that alert mod sign. 
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March 25, 2003, 14:35
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No need too... I see the spamming and may have to act
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March 25, 2003, 14:37
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Isn't the Off-Topic Forum precisely the place to do this kind of stuff?
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March 25, 2003, 14:40
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good one Master Zen, and I am sure you could come up with a lot more too! I would have nominated Saddam for best acter though.
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March 25, 2003, 14:40
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Yes... the OTF is the place for this, because if I find it in an on topic forum...
While some might say this is just another way to make a political statement, I would have to respond that it seems like EVERY thread these days is to make a political statement...
This could be funny... so for now... why not.
However, if it gets ugly... like usual, people will just get restricted and the thread will disappear
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March 25, 2003, 14:44
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That's why I put the disclamer. There's been enough politics in every other thread.
Just add your own awards
you are right Jack,
nominee for Best Actor:
Saddam Hussein
One of the 3 most popular Arab leaders!?!?!? Damm, he's good.
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March 25, 2003, 14:45
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Awwww, screw it!
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March 25, 2003, 14:56
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This man makes his first thread in OT (Well, the first I notice) and uses his name in the thread title like he's a regular fixture already. I like that.
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March 25, 2003, 14:59
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Originally posted by Stefu
This man makes his first thread in OT (Well, the first I notice) and uses his name in the thread title like he's a regular fixture already. I like that.
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Oh trust me... when major international incidents arise, I am drawn to the OT forum likes bees to honey..
Well, I did start the Ottok Fan Club... it was closed after one reply (didn't know clubs were prohibited) 
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March 25, 2003, 15:01
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Originally posted by Stefu
This man makes his first thread in OT (Well, the first I notice) and uses his name in the thread title like he's a regular fixture already. I like that.
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I've seen him around lately.......
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March 25, 2003, 15:11
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Everybody is an OTer at heart...
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Nominees for Best Second Role
Tony Blair
José Maria Aznar
Gerhard Schröder
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March 25, 2003, 23:19
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spiffor dont forget Blix!
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March 25, 2003, 23:24
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Best Comic relief
Hans Blix
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March 26, 2003, 01:07
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However, if it gets ugly... like usual, people will just get restricted and the thread will disappear
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Aha! So this is how most people get restricted and banned...posting harsh stuff in the OTF. I've been going about it all wrong.
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March 26, 2003, 01:13
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Simply getting my attention when I'm on the prowl is enough, too.
Best costume: Saddam fedayin in civilian dress.
Best producer: Taha Yassin Ramadan. (hey, if he can bullshit everyone like that in his press conferences, he's gold in Hollywood. And would you ever want to cross him? )
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March 26, 2003, 01:26
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Best non-supporting actor:
Jacques Chirac
Just too easy.
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March 26, 2003, 01:29
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 Well done Zen.
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