Term VIII election: Director of Internal Affairs

Maniac · March 26, 2003, 11:21

Please vote on your preferred candidate. You have one vote and three days.

Drogue · March 26, 2003, 17:52

Praise Oh Holy Emperor TKG

may he rule forever

Is this the first time someone who cannot post has been elected?

DeathByTheSword · March 26, 2003, 18:03

o crap TKG AGAIN! ...

.....you will see...in the middle of the term and who gets banned AGAIN?

Cedayon · March 26, 2003, 18:06

I've done what I could as Dictator of Internal Evilness, but Our Holy Emperor is the master

GeneralTacticus · March 27, 2003, 02:14

TKG, of course...

Cedayon · March 29, 2003, 21:16

Not only is TKG the first to win an election while banned, he wins it unanimously

Drogue · March 29, 2003, 22:40

TKG is once again the holy master

And back tomorrow to celebrate. Let us hope this annoying banning does not happen again...

*Rushes to check posts for anything ban-able

I think I'm safe

Cedayon · March 29, 2003, 22:57

Just don't use the upload service unless you're sure it's ok

DeathByTheSword · March 30, 2003, 07:28

when will he be back?

GeneralTacticus · March 30, 2003, 07:41

Around now, or tommorow at the latest. If today, he should be posting in a few hours.

DeathByTheSword · March 30, 2003, 08:32

GT: still want to be the mod? Fine by me dont have a problem with it....dont have a problem with me being it either but i dont care that much....but could you clean up eitherway?

GeneralTacticus · March 30, 2003, 09:13

Can you wait until tomorrow? I need some sleep right now.

Method · March 30, 2003, 15:32

/me sits down in large comfy DIA chair

aaaaaahhhhhh, sure beats markapulco

Drogue · March 30, 2003, 16:15

TKG Sighting

Archaic · March 31, 2003, 04:03

Welcome back TKG. =D

Drogue · March 31, 2003, 05:03

Although the constitution allows it, I thought we had voted that the DIA couldn't be Governor

If he can, that means he can bias things towards his region. It also gives im 2 votes on the Governor's council doesn't it? I trust TKG, but I think having the same person in both is a little worrying.

GeneralTacticus · March 31, 2003, 05:47

What Governor's Council?

Maniac · March 31, 2003, 12:40

That's a group of people sitting in the rec commons every weekend, doing nothing and getting paid for it.

Drogue · March 31, 2003, 15:30

Quote:

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
What Governor's Council?

The body that is supposed to decide faction wide internal events. I was refering that the constitution states that:

Quote:

The Director of Internal Affairs is the head of the governors council/

If he is also a governor, then he has two votes.

Moreover, why is it constitutional for the DIA to break any tie, yet other directors are not allowed to? Surely it is undemocratic for one person to have more power in any particular poll? Indeed, I cannot find a section of the constitution that states that this is so. Can someone enlighten me?

Drogue · March 31, 2003, 15:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Maniac
That's a group of people sitting in the rec commons every weekend, doing nothing and getting paid for it.

Ssshhhhh

... might I highlight the getting paid for it, as in we'd like it to continue

Maniac · March 31, 2003, 17:01

Okay I'll keep it silent.

After all we all benefit from it. I because I'm a big shareholder in the Recreation Rommons Ltd., DIA TKG because he provides the Xenobrew for these councils, and all the governors because they can get drunk on the government's cost.

Method · March 31, 2003, 19:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Drogue
Moreover, why is it constitutional for the DIA to break any tie, yet other directors are not allowed to? Surely it is undemocratic for one person to have more power in any particular poll? Indeed, I cannot find a section of the constitution that states that this is so. Can someone enlighten me?

i always thought that it was the person who was responsible for the poll was the one who broke the tie. so being DIA and governor really would make no difference in a regional poll because i'd be breaking the tie as governor anyways.
/me shrugs

Drogue · April 1, 2003, 07:23

Ok... If that is what is acceptable, then can we write it into the constitution? I always thought if it was a tie, then it fails, since we needed a clear majority, but that isn't in the constitution either.

Cedayon · April 1, 2003, 12:49

*scribbles into the constitution: "TKG always wins"*

DeathByTheSword · April 1, 2003, 15:33

/me scribbles under that: aprils fools day

Drogue · April 1, 2003, 16:04

* Drogue scribbles "Cedayon is a fool" and classifies it under April Fools Day

Cedayon · April 1, 2003, 19:00

*scribbles on a SETSP hit request form, the name "Drogue" is in there somewhere, along with the phrase "lots of money"*

Method · April 1, 2003, 22:15

the SETSP is forbidden from assassinating government officials. Tassadar tried that nearly 2 centuries ago, when he had his UNN (presently CNN) goons kidnap and dispose of Commissioner Crisler. His body was later found in the Recycling Tanks, a popular hangout at the time, and Tassadar ran off before his trial, never to be heard from again. some say he still lurks in the forests near Antioch, preying on passing christians

*mysterious music*

anyways, we've learned that assassination jobs tend to be a bit messy, and besideswhich, Drug called me holy master, so he's forgiven this time

Drogue · April 2, 2003, 09:40

Besides, you think you can keep it from my agents? I'm probably the hardest person to assassinate in our faction

Cedayon · April 2, 2003, 09:57

"hit request" doesn't mean "assasinate", it just means, uh, uh, "hit with a bunch of banana cream pies"

And Tassadar, blood of martyrs is not a good thing to have on your hands