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View Poll Results: Do you wear a beard or mo?
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No, I'm a woman and I don't have facial hair.
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Yes, I'm a woman and I do have facial hair.
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No, facial hair makes a man look like an ape (i.e I can't grow one).
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I have a moustache.
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I have a goatee but no tache
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I have a goatee and tache
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I have the full beard tache combo
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I'm one of those twits who has a full beard but no tache.
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I have sideburns and yes I know they are really classless and ugly.
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I have a handlebar that resembles two bananas protruding from my face.
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March 28, 2003, 21:42
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Do you sport a beard, moustache or other ridiculous facial hair?
The war is so depressing, it seems time for a violent argument about some trivial matter of taste.
The questions concerning facial hair are: do you have it? Do you think it is elegant or neanderthal to do so? Have you worn a beard and then shaved it off in shame when you realised you looked like a complete ****?
For the record I have a small and well trimmed goatee-tache combination in gingerish brown with blond streaks. I like it, it gives me something socially acceptable to scratch in public.
Unfortunately, I don't have a pic of me w/beard to share.
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March 28, 2003, 21:49
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Facial hair is a crime against humanity.
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March 28, 2003, 21:52
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whats a tache?
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March 28, 2003, 21:54
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Gee Speer, I don't know.
The cosmos tell me it may be mustache.
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March 28, 2003, 22:00
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Originally posted by Asher
Facial hair is a crime against humanity.
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I've seen your picture and you are only saying that because you don't have the testosterone to grow one. 
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March 28, 2003, 22:02
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The nose is on the face, does nose hair count? 
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March 28, 2003, 22:03
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I've heard that many times on Apolyton now, and I assure you you're very wrong. I've been shaving daily since I was 14, started shaving at 12.
I can grow facial hair very very easily, it just looks so terribly wrong on me (which is why everyone insists I'm not able to grow it -- I'm too babyfaced  )
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March 28, 2003, 22:06
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Originally posted by Asher
I can grow facial hair very very easily, it just looks so terribly wrong on me (which is why everyone insists I'm not able to grow it -- I'm too babyfaced )
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Being babyfaced is usually cited as the main reason for growing it. I had a friend when I was young who couldn't wait to grow a beard to hide his just like his dad did.
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March 28, 2003, 22:10
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Just a goatee for me.
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March 28, 2003, 22:12
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Just sat on a tack, eh?
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March 28, 2003, 22:31
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At this point, my goatee is nearly a foot long (.3M). Next week my moustache will be trimmed & waxed for an opera I'm in.
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March 28, 2003, 22:34
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Here's my attempt at facial hair - is it legitimate, or just lazy shaving?
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March 28, 2003, 22:40
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Originally posted by Agathon
Being babyfaced is usually cited as the main reason for growing it. I had a friend when I was young who couldn't wait to grow a beard to hide his just like his dad did.
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Why would you hide it?  
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March 28, 2003, 23:16
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Goatee and mo for me.
And Asher, no-one is going to believe you until you post proof.
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March 28, 2003, 23:17
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Goatee-stache combo.
ACK!
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March 28, 2003, 23:18
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And Asher, no-one is going to believe you until you post proof.
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Of course, but that proof is never going to occur because it looks so bad on me, I don't want to look like it. Not to mention people would just insist I photoshopped it anyway.
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March 28, 2003, 23:26
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Hey, some of the awesomest people in history had facial hair.
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March 28, 2003, 23:35
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Of course, but that proof is never going to occur because it looks so bad on me, I don't want to look like it. Not to mention people would just insist I photoshopped it anyway.
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If you need to shave every day, wouldn't a close up of you at night show a good deal of stubble? 
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March 28, 2003, 23:36
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He never said he needed to shave every day, just that he does.
My 3-year old nephew shaves every day, too, with his little plastic toy barber's kit.
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March 28, 2003, 23:36
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had a small strangely-red one that looked a lot like ixnay's a while back but nothing ATM.
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March 28, 2003, 23:40
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Originally posted by Kontiki
If you need to shave every day, wouldn't a close up of you at night show a good deal of stubble?
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I don't shave every day and I still show at least some black hairs on the bottom of my chin a few hours after I shave.
If Asher is some powerhouse this should be no problem for him.
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March 28, 2003, 23:42
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Asher's face grows as much hair as a baby's arse.
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March 28, 2003, 23:51
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Asher won't look truly canadian until he gets some good stubble.
*simulated image*
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March 28, 2003, 23:52
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Originally posted by Caligastia
Asher's face grows as much hair as a baby's arse.
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The funny thing about this is that I got Asher's input on hairy arses a couple weeks ago.
You see, Zylka was suggesting I go into porn and I was wondering about the attractiveness of something.
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March 28, 2003, 23:57
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Originally posted by Apocalypse
The funny thing about this is that I got Asher's input on hairy arses a couple weeks ago.
You see, Zylka was suggesting I go into porn and I was wondering about the attractiveness of something.
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Something tells me I don't want to know any more about this... 
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March 29, 2003, 00:06
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Don't worry. I didn't send any guys any pictures of anything.
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March 29, 2003, 00:13
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I waxed and wanned between clean shaven and proto beard all through college. In the last quarter of college, during the 3 weeks i wrote my thesis, i did't shave and thus got a full ebard and moustache. I think they frae my face rather well, so I have kept the full package.
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March 29, 2003, 00:29
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not yet being 18, i don't got to worry too much about facial hair. I can't grow hair on the side of my face as yet so i cant grow a full beard. I got a little bit of hair at my top lip and chin though. i never shave
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March 29, 2003, 01:32
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at the moment, i'm rather clean shaven, which is pretty damn good for me.
i'm just lazy. i don't care about facial hair, but sometimes i'll be sporting a half-assed goatee and a "sanchez" mustache (just stubble really, not the sexual term, you dolt).
i also had sideburns for a while but I didnt know they are really classless and ugly.
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March 29, 2003, 01:38
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Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
At this point, my goatee is nearly a foot long (.3M). Next week my moustache will be trimmed & waxed for an opera I'm in.
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PROOF!!!! PROOF!!!!
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