Take that, Jerry!

loinburger · April 3, 2003, 03:26

I can't believe this! Tom just beat Jerry! I've never seen that happen before! Abso****inglutely incredible!

Eat it, Jerry! Now I've just gotta see that French mouse in the diaper get his ass kicked, and then I can die a happy Tom fan.

Tattila the Hun · April 3, 2003, 04:16

I think he's name is Tubby. Was Jerry eaten?

Shi Huangdi · April 3, 2003, 04:47

??? They actually let the cat win for once?

What happened?

Asher · April 3, 2003, 04:51

Someone needs to top this thread ASAP!

Stefu · April 3, 2003, 04:56

Good.

Now they need to make a Home Alone movie where those two criminals finally catch the annoying, sadistic brat and preferably at least rough him up a bit.

alva · April 3, 2003, 04:58

Go Tomy, go Tomy, go go go Tomy...!!!!

TheStinger · April 3, 2003, 06:45

It happens form time to time. Thats why its good. In all most every one Jerry gets a least 1 hammering .

Now tweetie pie is someone who needs a good kicking

red_jon · April 3, 2003, 07:49

At first I thought you meant Jerry Springer. And I always preffered Tom. Who likes a smart-alek little brat of a mouse?

Dauphin · April 3, 2003, 08:00

"Wow!" exclaims Krusty, "They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!"

Daz · April 3, 2003, 08:35

Yea. Id also like to see that 16ton weight land on the roadrunner for a change...

Az · April 3, 2003, 09:11

And I was always afraid that I am the only one who liked Tom! Thre is some sense in the world!

Actually, I've seen SOME episods, in which Tom wins, but their numbers are negligble.

TOM!

loinburger · April 3, 2003, 10:16

Roadrunner doesn't bother me too much, since he (or she???) usually doesn't act as the instigator. Jerry's a little bastard, though. And yeah, Tweety could use an ass-whuppin.

So what happened was that Spike's boy gets hiccups when he's suddenly awakened, and he repeatedly kicks Tom's ass for waking up his kid. So Jerry of course repeatedly wakes up Spike's boy so that Tom will get his ass kicked. At the end of the episode, though, Tom cures both Spike and his boy of hiccups (Spike acquired them at some point in the episode), and Spike is so overjoyed that he says "You're okay, cat! Anything you do from now on is okay with us!" Jerry overhears this, and gets the hell out of Dodge.

Now that I think back, there was at time that that diaper-wearing French mouse got a whuppin (he'd accidentally poked his sword up Jerry's poop chute, so Jerry took out his anger on French Mouse). Now I just need to see the episode where that idiot duckling actually gets eaten or whatever. "I'm soooo ugly, woah is me..." Eat **** and die, duck!

Az · April 3, 2003, 10:25

Also, another arch-enemy of mine: "Bugs Bunny"

God I hate that abnoxious little *****.

Thorn · April 3, 2003, 10:27

You are sick loinbuger.....

Az · April 3, 2003, 10:31

The black hole calling the kettle black.

TheStinger · April 3, 2003, 10:33

I like the episodes weer Tom And Jerry team up to take on some evil 3rd party

GePap · April 3, 2003, 14:07

How could you not love Bugs?

I really want to see sylvester eat Tweetie..it would be the greatest thing in cartoons EVER. I also hate the Road Runner: go Coyote, go.

spiritof1202 · April 3, 2003, 14:10

I even like the odd movie in which the bad guy wins... like... say "Fallen"

also... I admit to sometimes 'rooting' for the villain in Law and Order cases. Especially in L&O: Criminal Intent.

Shi Huangdi · April 3, 2003, 15:39

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Originally posted by spiritof1202
I even like the odd movie in which the bad guy wins... like... say "Fallen"

also... I admit to sometimes 'rooting' for the villain in Law and Order cases. Especially in L&O: Criminal Intent.

Fallen!

Az · April 3, 2003, 15:52

Quote:

How could you not love Bugs?

He's an astonishlingly annoying little piece of ****, with his constant smug smile, and an aura of invincibility. Besides, he wins his fights over a HUMAN, elmer, the hunter, something totally unexceptable. Honestly, the most hated character EVER. I hate him so much.

Duffy Duck is much more lovable. Humorous, realistic, sometimes , a bit of a doofus. He wins some, he loses some.

Frogman · April 3, 2003, 15:58

I'd like to see Itchy get shredded by Scratchy one time too.

loinburger · April 3, 2003, 16:00

I prefer the old Daffy, the ****ing insane Daffy ("Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"), as opposed to the new Daffy, the jealous egotist Daffy. Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

Az · April 3, 2003, 16:04

to be honest, I don't give a flying **** about duffy. I was just showing him as a WB cartoon hero that I actually liked.

Chuck Jones was an amazing animator and animation director. But I hated his ideas about cartoons. have you seen those late episodes that he did for MGM on Tom and Jerry? revolting.

Bugs Bunny should be executed by being trampled over by hippopotamuses. Or something even more painful. I want that little critter to taste pain.

GePap · April 3, 2003, 17:22

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Originally posted by Azazel

Quote:

How could you not love Bugs?

He's an astonishlingly annoying little piece of ****, with his constant smug smile, and an aura of invincibility. Besides, he wins his fights over a HUMAN, elmer, the hunter, something totally unexceptable. Honestly, the most hated character EVER. I hate him so much.

I have seen very bad things happen to Bugs, including getting beaten up by women. He is smug, but come on, giventhe character of Elmer and Yosamety Sam and of Daffy, how could you expect anything else. Elmer is a bi slow witted..and he is trying to kill bugs, not the other way around. besides,have you seen Opera Bugs? that is a great cartoon "Kill the Wabbit, Kill the wabbit"

Tiberius · April 3, 2003, 17:26

Go Tom, go!

I'd like to see the poor Coyote winning at least once

Az · April 3, 2003, 17:27

that was a cartoon classic. I am talking about the general character.

He should run away for his life in terror like the little critter he is. That's my point. I never seen him as a human, but as a rabbit opposing a human, that turned on my "Us vs. Them" mentality that I have with regards to humans in relation to other animals.

GePap · April 3, 2003, 17:56

Come on azazel, Bugs is as human as Elmer. Thats why they are able to battle wits, with poor generally witless Elmer susually loosing.

Az · April 3, 2003, 18:17

I am just telling you MY expriences from the movie. Showing the human as slowwitted, in comparison to the extremely intelligent rabbit ( That doesn't even look cute, for heaven's sake! ) just drove me nuts as a kid.

Maybe that or maybe the underdog protective instinct. All I want is a fair fight.

The same thing with the Coyote: in the roadrunner. You see this evil cunning PERSON, that uses various gadgets in order to try and capture the roadrunner, a mindless fricking creature that says only a single annoying thing throughout the entire series, and he fails, miserably, Often due to the creator's twisted sense of humor, that changes the laws of physics against the "OH GOSH, THE ROADRUNNER CAN RUN OVER SPACE, AND STUPID COYOTE CANNOT, HAR HAR HAR COYOTE FALLS TO CANYON"

What does this story teach us, kids? Sometimes, you'll be screwed, no matter what you do, and how much you try.

alva · April 4, 2003, 06:43

Is this thread for real?????

Bugs....musts.....die....slowly.....

Az · April 4, 2003, 08:06

yes, this thread is very much for real.

Thanks for the bump, btw.