April 11, 2003, 15:07
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Prince
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Location: looking for a saviour in these dirty streets
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Decent purity test...
Of course, it only tests physical purity, so my mental impurity isn't taken into account :P
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"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
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April 11, 2003, 16:06
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Deity
Local Time: 18:31
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Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Republic of Texas
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You scored 67% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
But come on, CS!
"gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.) "
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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April 11, 2003, 16:21
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Emperor
Local Time: 18:31
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Location: flying too low to the ground
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104. given a sympathy ****?
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THEY DO THAT?!?!
ugh
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"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
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April 11, 2003, 16:21
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Emperor
Local Time: 08:31
Local Date: November 2, 2010
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Location: Hiding from the deadly fans
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Still 84% pure unfortunately 
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Stop Quoting Ben
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April 11, 2003, 16:24
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Prince
Local Time: 01:31
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Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Hysteria Arctica
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83,75%. I don't want to know about the mental side. 
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Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.
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April 11, 2003, 16:28
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Deity
Local Time: 18:31
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Ya know, as soon as I clicked Submit, it dawned on me that there would be, without a doubt, people here that have given oral sex to an animal (any size).
I'm feeling pretty chaste right about now. 
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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April 11, 2003, 17:14
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Deity
Local Time: 19:31
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I scored 48 1/4%
You guys are pansies.
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April 11, 2003, 17:17
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King
Local Time: 23:31
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I scored 48 1/4%
You guys are pansies.
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You are a Canadian.
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April 11, 2003, 17:19
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Deity
Local Time: 19:31
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: 138% of your RDA of Irony
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April 11, 2003, 17:25
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Emperor
Local Time: 18:31
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: San Antonio
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88.75% pure.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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April 11, 2003, 17:29
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OTF Moderator
Local Time: 17:31
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93 3/4
Jon Millwe
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Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
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April 11, 2003, 17:31
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Deity
Local Time: 18:31
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Republic of Texas
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Frogger is a skank. 
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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April 11, 2003, 18:36
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Emperor
Local Time: 02:31
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49% pure. I'm nasty. Looks like I used to have a life .
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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April 11, 2003, 19:26
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Emperor
Local Time: 19:31
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Having tea with the Third Man...
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94.5. Man, I'm tame...
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"May I be forgiven for the ills that I have done/Friends I have forsaken and strangers I have shunned/Sins I have committed, for which others had to pay/And I haven't met the whiskey that can wash those stains away."
-Brady's Leap, "Wash."
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April 11, 2003, 19:30
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King
Local Time: 12:31
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
Waikato University, Hamilton.
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April 11, 2003, 20:02
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Emperor
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I can't believe me and frogger are the hoes now. And those things I checked were normal things, and some I wanted to check but couldn't because I haven't done it..
come on guys and creapy pervs, you have to beat us!
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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April 11, 2003, 20:06
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Emperor
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http://www.phyde.plus.com/matrix_paper.png); border-style: double; border-color: black; border-width: 3px; background-color: transparent; border: black double 3px;">I scored
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on the classic 400 Point Purity Test! | | Take the test here! |
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 11, 2003, 21:09
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Prince
Local Time: 09:31
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Pekka Fan Club
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67¼%
I'm much purer than anybody else in my office, but here the purity standard seems a lot higher (and I don't work in a brothel)
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"I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
"What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
- Pekka
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April 11, 2003, 21:13
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Local Time: 18:31
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49 3/4.
I was amazed at how many of the things I had actually done.
me Pekka and Frogger are all freaks, no one else has even been close.
 ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 11, 2003, 21:15
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Emperor
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Thanks Tuberski Join the club.
Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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April 11, 2003, 21:20
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Local Time: 18:31
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Thanks Tuberski Join the club.
Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
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Most of them I have done in the last 2 years. Before that I was a fairly good Mormon boy.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 11, 2003, 21:34
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Local Time: 01:31
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75%
The list gave me some ideas 
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April 11, 2003, 21:53
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Emperor
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wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure? 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 11, 2003, 21:59
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Emperor
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79.75.
kinda helps that i seem to be pathologically monogamous. 
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B♭3
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April 11, 2003, 23:02
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Local Time: 18:31
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wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
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Of course, all Mormon boy are pure, didn't you know that?
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 12, 2003, 02:01
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Emperor
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74.25% pure. And if I had taken that test a year and half ago, it would be more than twenty percent higher, I'm sure. If things go my way, it should go down a good deal fairly soon.
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April 12, 2003, 06:54
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Warlord
Local Time: 00:31
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Can't be arsed to go through the whole thing, but glancing throught it I'd say about 68% or so. But a question arose:
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had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
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Mutual masturbation? Didn't know cows masturbated...
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It’s a great art, is rowing. It’s the finest art there is. It’s a symphony of motion. And when you reach perfection, you are touching the divine. It touches the you of yous – which is your soul. George Pocock
What fun is that? Why all that hard, exhausting work? Where does it get you? What is the good of it? It is one of the strange ironies of life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest. Brutus Hamilton
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April 12, 2003, 07:27
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Local Time: 10:31
Local Date: November 2, 2010
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72%
I thought I would have gotten higher, what with my monagamous life and all. But there is still time to improve my score. 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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April 12, 2003, 08:10
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King
Local Time: 00:31
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Location: All Connections That Have Been Made Are Now Dead
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bloody hell that test is slow enough to fill in, 400 questions, takes about 1/2 hour for it to tick 5!
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"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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April 20, 2003, 14:36
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King
Local Time: 16:31
Local Date: November 1, 2010
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http://www.phyde.plus.com/matrix_paper.png); border-style: double; border-color: black; border-width: 3px; background-color: transparent; border: black double 3px;">I scored
58¼%
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heh...I love college
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^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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