You know you spend too much time at Apolyton when... (Part 2) - Page 4

Chilean President™ · June 1, 2003, 21:28

Quote:

Originally posted by DrSpike
When you seem to get much more done per day when Apolyton is down.

Not if you have a refugee camp

Mao · June 1, 2003, 23:05

...when you no longer need to spam because you're already a Diety...

FrustratedPoet · June 2, 2003, 04:49

... when you haven't bothered to open this thread in months because you've read every possible reponse three times already.

alva · June 2, 2003, 04:52

.. when you haven't bothered to open this thread in months because you've read every possible reponse four times
already.

DrSpike · June 2, 2003, 04:57

when you remember all the ones about 'Poly being down from last time it was down.

Immortal Wombat · June 2, 2003, 10:06

...when you posted that ^ the time before the time before last.

FrustratedPoet · June 2, 2003, 10:11

Maybe the whole site is in some infinite loop because at the crucial moment of our liberation someone always makes the wrong decision and the whole process has to start again, or something?

Hey .... there's a movie in there somewhere....

DrSpike · June 2, 2003, 10:20

when you think the whole site is in some infinite loop because at the crucial moment of our liberation someone always makes the wrong decision and the whole process has to start again.

Chilean President™ · June 2, 2003, 11:10

when do you actually believes the guy that said the whole site is in some infinite loop because at the crucial moment of our liberation someone always makes the wrong decision and the whole process has to start again.

FrustratedPoet · June 2, 2003, 11:15

... when people start to believe your conspiracy theories about infinite loops and poor decision-making.

DrSpike · June 2, 2003, 11:20

.....when you want to have the last word about infinite loops.

Chilean President™ · June 2, 2003, 11:22

...when you start having fun on making bigger the infinite loops.

FrustratedPoet · June 2, 2003, 11:30

... when you create an infinite loop.

... when you wonder if the next person to mention infinite loops will get a PCR for spamming.

Snowflake · June 2, 2003, 14:10

When you finally decide that you are going to do some real work only to come back 2 minutes later to add a post.

Harry Seldon · June 2, 2003, 14:39

When you go back to work, program an infinite loop, blame it on someone else, and come back to post until your work figures out what the problem is.

Snowflake · June 2, 2003, 14:47

When you check the general help forum and see nothing has been added since you last been there (1 minute ago) you suddenly feel you have nothing to do but to come here and add anothe post ...

Snowflake · June 2, 2003, 14:52

When you noticed that it is raining and secretly happy that you have an excuse not to go to the arobic class that you paid for but instead you can sit in front of the computer and read/post spams ...

When you remembered that you have missed the arobic class for the entire last week because you were online posting and it had not been rainning ...

When you actually fix your own lunch so that you don't waste Apolyton time on going out to eat ...

Immortal Wombat · June 2, 2003, 19:10

...when you skip lunch.

Adagio · June 3, 2003, 04:45

...when you order somebody else to fix you some lunch

Jamski · June 3, 2003, 06:01

...when you order Ming to fix you some lunch.

-Jam

alva · June 3, 2003, 07:05

..When you fix Ming to order you some lunch.
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When you order some lunch in order to fix Ming.

Jamski · June 3, 2003, 07:40

...when you die, and have your funeral covered live on ACS Radio by Dan.

-Jam

DrSpike · June 3, 2003, 08:11

Unless you killed yourself how would you be able to plan it beforehand?

Jamski · June 3, 2003, 08:17

/me updates his last will and testament to include the soon-to-be-infamous Apolyton Clause

-Jam

MrWhereItsAt · June 3, 2003, 09:26

When you are a mini-mod of more than one forum (!)

When your closest friends (in terms of distance) are Poly friends.

DrSpike · June 3, 2003, 09:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
* Jamski updates his last will and testament to include the soon-to-be-infamous Apolyton Clause

-Jam

See how helpful I am? Imagine how bad it would have been if you had died without anyone knowing your true wishes.

Jamski · June 3, 2003, 09:36

Don't think I'm joking Spikie. I shall be checking up from the afterlife to make sure everyone is listening. I'd like a smilie named after me too in memoriam.

-Jam

Snowflake · June 3, 2003, 09:49

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Don't think I'm joking Spikie. I shall be checking up from the afterlife to make sure everyone is listening. I'd like a smilie named after me too in memoriam.

-Jam

This smilie is gonna have a new name.

Adagio · June 3, 2003, 10:20

Great smilie you get named after you, then

Snowflake · June 3, 2003, 10:23

Should it be "HONG KONG" or "JAMSKI CLOVEK"? Hmmmm ... I think I like the second.