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Old April 15, 2003, 23:11   #1
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Teen blinded by 'potato gun' misfire
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04/15/2003

By DONNA FIELDER / Denton Record-Chronicle

A Denton teenager was in critical condition Monday after he was shot in the face with a frog that exploded from a "potato gun."

Daniel Benjamin Berry, 17, was taken to John Peter Smith Hospital in Fort Worth early Sunday after he looked down the gun's PVC pipe barrel and was struck in the face by the frog.

"He is going to be blind in both eyes," Daniel's mother, Lisa Berry, said in the hospital's critical-care waiting room.

A potato gun is usually made with a PVC pipe with one end sealed. A potato or another object is wedged into the open end. Flammable liquid such as hairspray is put into a sealed chamber in the device and ignited.

Sunday's accident occurred about 1 a.m. in the Copper Canyon area. Denton County Sheriff's Department spokesman Kevin Patton said three teenagers took the gun and potatoes to the bridge.

"At some point, someone decided to fire frogs from the gun," he said. "And at some point, the gun misfired."

A crowd of teenagers had gathered to watch, the sheriff's spokesman said.

"Mr. Berry was a spectator. He walked over to try to help with the misfire," Mr. Patton said. "He looked down the barrel, and the gun fired on a delayed reaction."

He was taken to a hospital emergency room and was later transferred to the Fort Worth hospital, Mr. Patton said.

Mrs. Berry said she couldn't understand why the illegal weapons are available on the Internet.

"Some other kid ordered one over the Internet," she said. "They thought it was a toy. It's not a toy; it's a dangerous weapon."

Daniel's mother said her son had broken bones in his face and would require surgery. He told her he didn't think there was a frog in the gun and looked to try to see it.

"He said it just went off. It was a misfire. It hit him square in the face," she said.

Mr. Patton said no charges would be filed.

"This is the first incident involving a potato gun that we have had to deal with," Mr. Patton said. "We had six teenagers in possession of a potato gun, and one of them was critically injured.

"What are you going to do? This was an accident."

Mrs. Berry said she didn't blame the other boys. They did not know the power of the gun, she said.

Daniel had wanted to join the Air Force but she would not give her permission, she said. She encouraged him to attend college until he was old enough to join without parental consent.

"All he ever wanted to do was be an Air Force pilot," she said. "That isn't going to happen now."


http://www.dallasnews.com/localnews/...ded.d18cb.html
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Old April 15, 2003, 23:12   #2
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No information was released on the frog, pending notification of relatives.
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Poor frog.
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tho i laughed when i first read the thread title, it is reather depressing now... poor kid
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Old April 16, 2003, 00:01   #6
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Darwin at work!

Everybody knows not to look down the barrel of a loaded gun. He got what he deserved for being a moron.

The other kids should have quickly reloaded the gun with another frog and fired it into his crotch so he couldn't reproduce.
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Oh Jesus, who looks down the barrel of a potato gun while it's loaded? I've built several, and I know well enough not to look and load. I just don't hope there's some kneejerk reaction to ban them.

As a side note, who buys these things on the Internet? They cost no more than $30 in materials and about an hour of labor. These kids must be spoiled or dopey.
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Or both, from the sounds of it.
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imagine this kid as an airforce pilot...standing in front of the engine intake on an f-16 and getting sucked in...
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I just don't hope there's some kneejerk reaction to ban them.
They're already illegal in many places. Since they're easy enough to construct, however . . .

I should build one and shoot potatoes into the river.
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Just another reason why we need potato gun control in the U.S.
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They're already illegal in many places. Since they're easy enough to construct, however . . .

I should build one and shoot potatoes into the river.
some of your comrades need those potatoes to live
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Stupid or not, life isn't going to be easy for this young man. Perhaps he will eventually grow used to not having sight — his other senses will compensate somewhat — but it will take time.

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Well, it was better than looking down the barrel of a loaded gun. Most people can't compensate for having their brain scattered over the road.
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I'm glad you recognize that fact.

Following that line-of-thought, I've begun working with local authorities to accomplish two goals.

1) The banning of PVC pipe.

2) A mimimum age of 21 for frog possession .
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I've made potato guns before. They are only dangerous in the hands of morons. (whether or not I fit in that category is another topic though)
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They're already illegal in many places. Since they're easy enough to construct, however . . .

I should build one and shoot potatoes into the river.
That brings up another idea.
Arming Border Patrol along both the Rio Grande and Red River with potato guns.
Ammunition, in the form of frogs, would be readily available.
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I understand why they are illegal. I once put a whole in the metal door of my high school with a potato.
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How about a technical with a potato gun on the back?
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They can be powerful. A few om my friends hand-built a couple and you can do holes through pretty thick wood at least, though Ive never seen them try on metal.
On a related note, I play paint ball, and once practicing with a friend, we stopped to talk, we had just removed our helmets, and I had a trouble with my gun. It had safety off, no plug, was loaded and I looked in the barrel. Of course my friend quickly insulted me and hit my gun down so I didnt accidently blind myself ... Its funny how sort the action you do by reflex is the stupidest one. Now of course Im very careful...
 
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that is the funniest thing i've ever seen from you

between you and ming today i've bursted out laughing in my class twice so far
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Well, thanks. I'm glad you liked it.
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that is the funniest thing i've ever seen from you

between you and ming today i've bursted out laughing in my class twice so far
I hate it when i do that! Its one of the things that keeps me coming back to this bog they call a forum
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Poor frog. He didnt deserve to die.
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if you soak the potato in gasoline, launch it at night, out in the direction of water, it's pretty cool.

not that i've done this...
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When I was 14 or 15 the teens who lived in the house which adjoined my backyard managed to blow off some of their fingers while building a pipe bomb. They had filled the pipe with light-anywhere match heads, and were banging on the cap with a hammer to fix it in place.

These were the same numbskulls who (a year or two before) got a hold of their father's shotgun and filled the aluminum siding at the back of my house with buckshot.
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