i remember reading a news clip which went somewhat like this:
two guys were driving home from digging frogs in arkansas. unfortunately, a fuse in their car broke; the replaced it with a bullet, which fitted perfectly in the slot, which happened to be underneath the steering wheel, as most fuse setups in the car are.
during their drive back, the bullet apparently overheated and discharged--into the driver's right testicle. the vehicle swerved to the right, as one might expect.
on his wife's notification, her first reaction was to inquire as to what happened to the frogs.
