April 24, 2003, 09:01
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The World According To...
We've all seen the 'The World According To America' picture, but we have our fair share of ignorant people over here and they deserve to have their geographical views heard. 
So here is 'The World According To Britain' (made by me).
And post one of your own country/region/state...
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April 24, 2003, 09:03
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Poor - Send 2 quid a month
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April 24, 2003, 09:18
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How About A Texan's View Of The World ?
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April 24, 2003, 10:22
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Garp.
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April 24, 2003, 10:31
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look what I found 
it's a bit outdated though. France and Germany "friends"?  
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April 24, 2003, 11:55
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well it doesnt look like the British view the world any different than we do, and best yet there arent any territorial disputes
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April 24, 2003, 12:17
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April 24, 2003, 12:19
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April 24, 2003, 12:24
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That commie part, yeah, that's REAL funny. 
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April 24, 2003, 12:25
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April 24, 2003, 12:56
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Eli - I beg to differ on your map and your facts. I'm not aware we are selling any american technology to commies. We might sell them our own technology, but that's it.
And it's not true there are no jews in Australia.
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April 24, 2003, 13:11
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Corrections for Eli's map.
South East Asia: "great place for 9 month trips"
Russia: "This is where most Jews come from"
Australia: "This is the other largest gathering of Russian Jews"
Japan: "They claim to make better technology than us. Ha!"
EU: "Mossad training ground"
Africa: "Lots of people with funny colors for flags whom we sell cheap weapons to"
France: Nazis
Germany: Used to be Nazis
England: Where BBC is!!! %^$^%^#%^&%#@!!
South America: This is Brazil, homeland of Football.
Canada: This is where Israelis go to when they leave.
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April 24, 2003, 13:27
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A "World according to..." map is only funny is the term Here be monsters is used somewhere exotic. Like Greece.
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April 24, 2003, 13:38
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Originally posted by Sirotnikov
Corrections for Eli's map.
South East Asia: "great place for 9 month trips"
Russia: "This is where most Jews come from"
Australia: "This is the other largest gathering of Russian Jews"
Japan: "They claim to make better technology than us. Ha!"
EU: "Mossad training ground"
Africa: "Lots of people with funny colors for flags whom we sell cheap weapons to"
France: Nazis
Germany: Used to be Nazis
England: Where BBC is!!! %^$^%^#%^&%#@!!
South America: This is Brazil, homeland of Football.
Canada: This is where Israelis go to when they leave.
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April 24, 2003, 14:01
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Since foreign media teaches us that Finland consists of Helsinki (as evidenced by the mall-bomber case, when all the foreign media referred to "Helsinki bombing", when it occurred in city of Vantaa), this map is specifically Helsinki-centric.
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April 24, 2003, 14:11
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Oh yeah Stefu, it's the norwegians that use doping.... 
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April 24, 2003, 14:27
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Gangerolf's map is woefully incomplete in terms of little red dots.
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April 24, 2003, 16:41
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Originally posted by Stefu
Since foreign media teaches us that Finland consists of Helsinki (as evidenced by the mall-bomber case, when all the foreign media referred to "Helsinki bombing", when it occurred in city of Vantaa), this map is specifically Helsinki-centric.
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I resent us being aclled evil Russki land!!!!!
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April 24, 2003, 17:09
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ok, here's the world (parts of it, anyway) according to an ignorant norwegian:
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April 24, 2003, 17:11
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Stefu, you forgot the evil Southerners (Italy, Spain), who are corrupt thieves, steal our common EU-money and come and take all our women.
EDIT: The first Gangerolf's map hasn't got enough red dots.
The other hasn't got enough black dots.
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April 24, 2003, 17:20
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Gangerolf reminded me of an important component - Sosnovyi Bor.
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April 24, 2003, 17:34
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I WANT RUSSIA TO BE REPRESENTED AS AN ALLY NOW!!!!!!
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April 24, 2003, 18:20
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I'M NOT BLACKLISTED FOR SYRINGES???
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April 24, 2003, 18:24
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April 24, 2003, 18:25
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FIVE YEARS AGO THIS DAY...
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April 24, 2003, 18:26
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Uh? What's that mean?
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April 24, 2003, 18:32
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Zylka. Man. You know. Sheesh!
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April 24, 2003, 18:36
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I am offended by Zylka's implication that mimes are not people. "First they took away the mimes, but I said nothing. Then they took away the people who always take too many items into the express lane at the supermarket, but still I said nothing. Then they took away the groups of people who walk eight abreast down the sidewalk so that you have to either walk in the street to avoid them or else barrel through them, yet I said nothing." Will you people never learn the lessons of history? 
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April 24, 2003, 18:47
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Zylka and loinburger are like hash and a pipe to smoke it. I hate to admit it, but I actually laughed out loud.
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April 24, 2003, 18:47
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yeah I think they're keeping those things just to milk some cash out of their honest hardworking neighbours
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