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View Poll Results: Which Apolytoner would you install as dictator of Iraq?
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Boddington's (NimdoospinkboIforgettherest)
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Giancarlo (Fez)
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DinoDoc
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April 25, 2003, 15:44
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Give it to Fez. Now that would be comedy!
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April 25, 2003, 15:45
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April 25, 2003, 15:45
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if we gave it to ming, we'd definitely have a real, tangible, Mingapulco...
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April 25, 2003, 15:45
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I'm not extreme right wing, i'm just too lazy to present my opinions in a nice cozy way like Sirotnikov does. 
I'm still the best candidate though. 
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April 25, 2003, 15:45
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Fez, duh.  
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April 25, 2003, 15:46
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Originally posted by orange
I love the Iraqi people 
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The only thing you love are those people out on the streets protesting Bush. You never thought about the Iraqi people...
Give to me and I will privatize everything, and fix things up.
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April 25, 2003, 15:47
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Originally posted by Eli
I'm not extreme right wing, i'm just too lazy to present my opinions in a nice cozy way like Sirotnikov does.
I'm still the best candidate though.
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I've already made you Minister of Foreign Affairs. Just imagine the hijinks of you dealing with the Iranians!
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April 25, 2003, 15:47
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Originally posted by Lonestar
I like my proposed government better, you'll be my Number 2 man.
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If you want to see me be ruthless, make me Minister of Culture.
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April 25, 2003, 15:47
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By the way, figured out all I'll only be in heathrow for 2 hours...probably not worth it, i suppose...especially if it's such a long drive. I'll be coming to England for more than 2 hours at some point, though!
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:47
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What about Slow ?
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April 25, 2003, 15:47
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Originally posted by Fez
The only thing you love are those people out on the streets protesting Bush. You never thought about the Iraqi people...
Give to me and I will privatize everything, and fix things up.
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Fes, want a job in my government? Howabout Governor of Basra?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 25, 2003, 15:48
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If Ned is too polite I vote for Sloww, it would just be too funny!
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April 25, 2003, 15:48
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:50
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You don't love the Iraqi People. I have met several refugees here in Argentina (as this is where many went after the 91 gulf war)... and they all tell me it is better that Saddam is gone. Now they can plan to head back.
I say we give you the grand post of the Iraqi Deputy Information Minister. The old Information Minister should be reinstated. You two make a good pair in making people laugh. 
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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April 25, 2003, 15:54
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this isn't meant to be an Iraq thread, so I won't go any further. Just agree to disagree with you.
I didn't put Sloww on there because he's not really an 'extreme' rightwinger. He's really not THAT much of a right winger, either...he's closer to centre, IMO.
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 15:55
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One minor correction: I am not an extreme right-winger. I am not even a conservative one.
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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April 25, 2003, 15:58
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Originally posted by Fez
One minor correction: I am not an extreme right-winger. I am not even a conservative one.
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Fes! Answer the question!
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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Sure
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 25, 2003, 16:00
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
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I could make some cool gay culture jokes right now... but i dunno how sensitive you are about that, so i shall refrain. 
Kman
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April 25, 2003, 16:00
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This poll is out of date. Lonestar has already been in control of Iraq for many years. He was elected by the hordes of Star Wars loving Iraqi citizens. The vote was unanimous. Everyone loves Lonestar. Lonestar is the greatest ruler that has ever lived.
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This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
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April 25, 2003, 16:00
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I voted Dinodoc so he can make make "Greater Latveria".
i'll beInformation minister!!!
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April 25, 2003, 16:01
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The person i would most want to rule iraq would be sloww, cause he might make them listen to cool music
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April 25, 2003, 16:02
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Orange:
Still, it would be fun to see Sloww run that country:
"Mr. Dictator, the children are looting the street!"
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The main problem, is not allowing parents to beat their children any more.
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Like I say; nuke them until they glow, then nuke them for glowing.
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"Mr. Sloww, China just invaded our southern boarder!"
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And as Randy Newman said, short people got no reason to live.
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"Sloww, as your cheif science officer I am telling you; bombs made out of cheese wiz and mountian dew will not stop Egypt from usurping your rule. Besides, we don't even know how to make them!"
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No. Nice try. Very insightful.
But once again you have no frame of reference.
As in, you don't know what the **** you're talking about.
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I love taking ppl out of reference!
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I voted Dinodoc so he can make make "Greater Latveria".
i'll beInformation minister!!!
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Frankychan, Wanna be governor of Mosul?
I see that Coldwizard is already getting his Ministry into shape. I name him a Hero of Iraq!
/me Hands Coldwizard a Golden Gun.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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Ned would be ideal, since he usually doesn't very circumstantially explain his motives (which would very quickly make everyone quite pissed), but is always cleverly looking for the best alternatives to the US goverment.
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April 25, 2003, 16:07
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You've just given me a great idea! 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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Frankychan voted for DinoDoc and is a traitor to the Lonestar loving people of Iraq, which is every Iraqi ever born. Frankychan will be shot for his crime. I have already shot him. Frankychan does not exist. I killed him fifteen years ago with the Golden Gun Lonestar has given me today.
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This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
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April 25, 2003, 16:08
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Originally posted by Kramerman
The person i would most want to rule iraq would be sloww, cause he might make them listen to cool music
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True. I want to change my vote...
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April 25, 2003, 16:08
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Ah ha! Menlas thought he's sneak that one by me.
And thanks, Kramerman.
I'm a Moderate, I keep telling you all that.
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April 25, 2003, 16:11
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That is one magic firearm.
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