April 26, 2003, 13:02
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Gays are better than us
*bows before his superiors*
blatantly ripped off from: http://pub26.ezboard.com/fasoiaffrm5...cID=9297.topic
The comments of the oh-so enlightened Rick Santorum have helped clear something up for me; namely, that homosexuals are just better than heterosexuals. Let's take a look at the evidence:
1) Gay parents can influence straight children to homosexuality, but straight parents can't make gay children heterosexual. That means gay kids have stronger minds.
2) Gay marriage threatens straight marriages, but even straight marriages can't threaten gay commitments. That means gay people are more committed.
3) Gay people tend to have more disposable income. That means gay people are better at earning money.
4) Gay people don't burden the school districts with children, because we are often not allowed to adopt them. That makes gay people less of a burden on society.
5) Gay people don't reproduce irresponsibly and further strain the planet's resources. That means gay people are better for the environment.
You know, Rick Santorum really showed me that gays really are superior. We're just better than heteros. Thanks, Senator!
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April 26, 2003, 13:16
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April 26, 2003, 13:21
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April 26, 2003, 13:21
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April 26, 2003, 13:38
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gays r gay
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April 26, 2003, 13:39
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Uhm . . .
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April 26, 2003, 13:41
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Funny. I don't agree with lots of it, but it's funny.
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April 26, 2003, 13:43
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April 26, 2003, 13:47
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Re: Gays are better than us
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Originally posted by Boshko
*bows before his superiors*
blatantly ripped off from: http://pub26.ezboard.com/fasoiaffrm5...cID=9297.topic
The comments of the oh-so enlightened Rick Santorum have helped clear something up for me; namely, that homosexuals are just better than heterosexuals. Let's take a look at the evidence:
1) Gay parents can influence straight children to homosexuality, but straight parents can't make gay children heterosexual. That means gay kids have stronger minds.
2) Gay marriage threatens straight marriages, but even straight marriages can't threaten gay commitments. That means gay people are more committed.
3) Gay people tend to have more disposable income. That means gay people are better at earning money.
4) Gay people don't burden the school districts with children, because we are often not allowed to adopt them. That makes gay people less of a burden on society.
5) Gay people don't reproduce irresponsibly and further strain the planet's resources. That means gay people are better for the environment.
You know, Rick Santorum really showed me that gays really are superior. We're just better than heteros. Thanks, Senator!
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1. I thought it was not a choice at all? Then they admit to having an agenda to convert the unwary?
2. I never heard of a mariage that was threatened because gays want to get married as well.
3. So they are more greedy then? Too bad they cannot direct some of their efforts toward helping the less fortunate. 
4. So whose kids are going to support them when they get old?
5. Like the aids environment??
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April 26, 2003, 13:50
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Geez folks, it's pretty obvious he wasn't actually being serious. 
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April 26, 2003, 13:51
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Neither was I...
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April 26, 2003, 13:52
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Ramo, of course not.
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April 26, 2003, 13:52
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Not to take things too seriously, but do you all think it's wrong to have a lot of kids? I always thought it was patriotic in a nation with a public pension, like Social Security. It makes sure there will be chumps to pay our bills in the future.
Or we could just let more Mexicans come in.
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April 26, 2003, 13:57
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Kids are a blessing if they are raised right. On the other hand...
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April 26, 2003, 14:00
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Lincoln is right
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April 26, 2003, 14:04
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The first two are stupid. The last three are perfectly correct. The more gay people there are, the better for the world. Not necessarily for humanity... but for the world.
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April 26, 2003, 14:05
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Hobbits are gay
PING!
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April 26, 2003, 14:06
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You know, Rick Santorum really showed me that gays really are superior. We're just better than heteros. Thanks, Senator!
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I never knew Boshko was gay.
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April 26, 2003, 14:06
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ERECT HOBBIT PENISES
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April 26, 2003, 14:13
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I'm not.
I didn't write that, I reposted that because I thought it was funny and didn't feel like changing someone else's writting...
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April 26, 2003, 14:17
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What's the proper response to finding out someone isn't gay?
 - seems rather politically incorrect
 - is even worse
 - makes it seem like I wish you were gay
- looks like I'm asking you if you're sure. Uber showed us all how dumb that is.
  - is what I'm going with
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April 26, 2003, 14:20
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April 26, 2003, 14:27
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 - seems like you are afraid of straight people. Or maybe you're scared of gay people. Either way, it doesn't look good.
 - looks like you want to force Boshko into gaiety. I refuse to force someone into homosexuality. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 - Another "are you sure" smilie. I don't feel like getting hit.
 - I have no idea. What the hell does that smiley mean?
 - Means you're a hot chick eagerly awaiting heterosexual sex with Boshko. Probably the best result for our squirrel loving friend, but I'm not going to lie.
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April 26, 2003, 16:48
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Oh, Drake. A little lipstick here, a little cuttingoffvitalanatomicalpartswithrustyscissors there...
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April 26, 2003, 16:51
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rofl
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April 26, 2003, 16:54
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Means you're a hot chick eagerly awaiting heterosexual sex with Boshko. Probably the best result for our squirrel loving friend, but I'm not going to lie.
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*looks around and sees tragic lack of hot chicks*
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April 26, 2003, 17:19
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Damn straight. 
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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April 26, 2003, 17:59
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Hey, it forgot to mention how we move into suburbs and raise property values!
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April 27, 2003, 07:51
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Grovel before us, peasantry!
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/me dances in this thread for no apparent reason.
And while I'm here, I would just like to say that while AS is on the right track, he is still thinking of gays as a seperate group of people, as evidenced by the title of this thread.
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