New quotes for the new server please. - Page 2

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 17:05

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Originally posted by War of Art
I've changed mine to actually give the useful info now. Happy ?

-Jam

No.

People have been banned in the past for using coding languages to mess about with the forum (Skanky was banned for a few days because he used HTML to change his title to "Darlek").

I like you and I don't want to see you banned, therefore I'm advising you to remove the pop-up.

It's your call, though.

Nikolai · April 27, 2003, 17:06

A lightly modified SC2 cheat(

):

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To get an instant 1 million dollars just type the
word "imacheat" when posting! When you hear
cheers you will know that it worked!!

Jamski · April 27, 2003, 17:18

Ok, perhaps you're right. I'll disable it forthwith

It was kinda fun though.

-Jam

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 17:21

Sorry, I didn't really mean to give you a hard time about it.

Maybe you wouldn't have been banned, that'd be up to the mods, but there is certainly a precedent for banning people for stuff like that.

I'd just miss you so much if you were sent to Mingapulco WoA!

Any guy who quotes me in his sig gets two thumbs up -

- from me.

We do need some more quotes, though. I hate those goddman Star Trek ones.

Chilean President™ · April 27, 2003, 17:25

nobody would have miss me?

that's the price that we the spanish forum posters have to pay for leave not very often our little Poly corner

Jamski · April 27, 2003, 17:26

/me feels warm inside*

How about

Code:

Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to be a gangster

But I can't remember which character says it

-Jam

Jamski · April 27, 2003, 17:28

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Originally posted by Chilean President
nobody would have miss me?

that's the price that we the spanish forum posters have to pay for leave not very often our little Poly corner

I would miss you, but I would be banned too, so....

Hey, we should find some quotes, or we'll get banned for spamming

-Jam

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 17:33

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Originally posted by War of Art
But I can't remember which character says it

Henry Hill - Ray Liotta's character in Goodfellas.

It's the first line of the film IIRC.

Chilean President™ · April 27, 2003, 17:42

well here some politicians quotes:

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -Abraham Lincoln

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -JFK

Taxation without representation is tyranny. -James Otis

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 17:42

The bottom quote in my sig should go in, I think (the Nintendo one):

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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Also,

Dead Poet's Society:

Quote:

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."

Clue:

Quote:

Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.

Dumb and Dumber:

Quote:

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Fight Club:

Quote:

Tyler: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

alva · April 27, 2003, 17:49

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" Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for breakfast "

A-J Rimmer
Red Dwarf

Nah, You were never gonna expect that one were you.

alva · April 27, 2003, 17:57

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Rimmer: " Would it harm you to have hair like mine? "
Cat: " I have got hair like yours...., just not on my head !!! "

Red Dwarf

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 18:02

Red Dwarf;

Quote:

Rimmer: You goit! No, you goit! You're all goits! I'm surrounded by goits!

Quote:

Rimmer: My god we'll rescue these fair blooms or my name's not Captain AJ Rimmer, Space Adventurer!

Lister: Space Adventurer?!

Rimmer: Well what was I supposed to say? "Fear not, we're the guys who used to clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machine. We know nothing about space travel, but if you've got a blocked nozzle then we're your lads!"?

Quote:

Kryten: Fun? Ah yes, the employment of time in a profitless and non-practical way.

Quote:

LISTER: Cat?

CAT: Mmm?

LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?

CAT: Sure!

LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

CAT: Wilma Flintstone?

LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that show her body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.

CAT: She's incredible!

LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?

CAT: Betty Rubble? (pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

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Rimmer: Why don't you call me by my nickname I had at school?

Lister: What? Bonehead?

Rimmer: How did you know my nickname was Bonehead?!

Lister: I didn't, I was only guessing.

Rimmer: Anyway, not that one, I meant my other nickname: Ace!

Lister: Get outta town! Your nickname was never Ace ... maybe Ace-hole?

Dauphin · April 27, 2003, 18:08

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It's a banana. It always HAS been a banana, it always WILL be a banana. It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits; it's a banana!

 -- Kryten

%

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"It's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's the Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific!"

 -- Kryten

%

alva · April 27, 2003, 18:09

@FP

You did these all by hart, didn't you

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 18:12

Quote:

Lister: Where is everybody, Holly?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
L: Who is?
H: Everybody, Dave.
L: What, Captain Hollister?
H: Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: What, Todhunter?
H: Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: What, Selby?
H: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: Petersen isn't, is he?
H: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.
L: Not Chen?
H: Gordon Bennett, yes, Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: Rimmer?
H: He's dead, everybody's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, Dave!
L: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

FrustratedPoet · April 27, 2003, 18:20

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Originally posted by alva
@FP

You did these all by hart, didn't you

Most of them, yes.

You should check out this site, though: http://www.mimashigh.co.uk/scripts.shtml
You'll love it.

Quote:

RIMMER: Mayday! Mayday! (To Lister) I wonder why it's 'Mayday'?
LISTER: Eh?
RIMMER: The distress call. Why d'you say 'Mayday'? It's only a Bank Holiday. Why not 'Shrove Tuesday' or 'Ascension Sunday'? Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost!

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Lister: Rimmer, if I'm gonna go back to Earth I'm gonna have to go into stasis. It's gonna take 4000 years just to turn around. You can't do a three point turn when you're this close to lightspeed, you know.

Rimmer: Oh really? And where did you read that, the Ladybird Book of Astro-Navigation?

Lister: It happens to be true.

Rimmer: I know it's true, modo. I have taken the astro-navigation exam. Nine times! Ten, if you count the time I had my spasm.

alva · April 27, 2003, 19:21

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Most of them, yes.

You should check out this site, though: http://www.mimashigh.co.uk/scripts.shtml
You'll love it.

Went right to my favourites

-
Ahhh 6000 possible choices and you picked that face

Panag · April 27, 2003, 21:02

hi ,

" i am not better then you , i am just the same "

one minister against an other in parlement today

, there is still the quotes page in the civIII democraZy game , .....

have a nice day , full of quotes

Chilean President™ · April 27, 2003, 21:45

well "have a nice day" could be a cool quote.. after all we all know you for that

Panag · April 27, 2003, 22:05

hi ,

" I'm with BFM, panag's original position, and Octavian. Let the people decide. This is a democracy game. "

have a nice day

DarkCloud · April 27, 2003, 22:30

The tags, IIRC had each thread ending in a %

example:

-DarkCloud

%

Jamski · April 28, 2003, 02:44

All those Red Dwarf quotes are killing me.

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hi,

have a nice day

-Panag (seen on an Apolyton forum one day)

This has to be in the quotes database.

-Jam

St Leo · April 28, 2003, 03:38

I think most of you deserve to be banned for suggesting such insipidly inane quotations.

Maquiladora · April 28, 2003, 04:20

from full metal jacket

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Drill Instructor: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on
Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing more
than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****.

Frozzy · April 28, 2003, 04:41

Gotta have some M.S.S. quotes

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"We are not afraid of the Americans.* Allah has condemned them.* They are stupid.* They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."*- Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

Quote:

"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."*- Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

Quote:

"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."*- Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

Jamski · April 28, 2003, 04:47

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Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tommorrow I shall be sober.
-Winston Churchill, on being accused of drunkeness in the House of Commons

-Jam

Panag · April 28, 2003, 06:07

hi ,

" it takes one to know one "

have a nice day

alva · April 28, 2003, 12:17

Quote:

Originally posted by St Leo
I think most of you deserve to be banned for suggesting such insipidly inane quotations.

?hm?
Why, for trying to make things a little more lightharted?
Isn't that the basic idea of this and most likely any other forum, to have some fun?
Or where you refering to something else ?

MarkG · April 28, 2003, 13:23

quotes should be in this form

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quote without " or ' -- source (if there is one) %