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View Poll Results: Would you become a Vampire?
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Yes.
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Jeebus, what the Hell is your Problem Lonestar?
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Banana Vampire.
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April 28, 2003, 12:23
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King
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Would you suck blood to live forever?
As the title implies, would you become a Vampire in order to gain immortality?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 28, 2003, 12:26
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Maybe, if I could avoid that sunlight death.
"-Here! that cross will stop you, you freak!
-mwahahahaha! I am an atheist vampire, that cross doesn't work one me.
- Oh yeah?! well take this cell phone, *****!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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April 28, 2003, 12:27
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No, I enjoy being a mortal, as long as I have full control over my death.
Besides, I like having normal social relations, and not being feared by every human I meet.
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April 28, 2003, 12:28
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Deity
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Lonestar, with love in my heart, I have to say, you're one sick puppy. 
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April 28, 2003, 12:36
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Originally posted by Azazel
Maybe, if I could avoid that sunlight death.
"-Here! that cross will stop you, you freak!
-mwahahahaha! I am an atheist vampire, that cross doesn't work one me.
- Oh yeah?! well take this cell phone, *****!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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I'm 49 years old... People have sucked my blood for decades... They deserve a payback... 
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April 28, 2003, 12:37
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King
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You know, Lonestar, if I were you I would be honored by every single person who votes for the third choice...
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April 28, 2003, 12:40
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Sure I'd do it, I already prefer my steaks cooked rare, so I might as well get an added bonus to go along with my food preference.
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April 28, 2003, 12:43
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No, the therapist bills would be too high, plus I like the sun.
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April 28, 2003, 12:48
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It depends, vampire as in 'Nosferatu' no, vampire as in 'Blade', Yeah!
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April 28, 2003, 12:50
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King
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Originally posted by Azazel
Maybe, if I could avoid that sunlight death.
"-Here! that cross will stop you, you freak!
-mwahahahaha! I am an atheist vampire, that cross doesn't work one me.
- Oh yeah?! well take this cell phone, *****!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Personally, I'd just dip me in some Factor 100...
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 28, 2003, 12:52
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I need the sun. I don't want to be a depressed vampire. Anne Rice already has too many novels. Besides, I'd hate to have to join the Republican Party with all the rest of the blood-suckers. 
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April 28, 2003, 12:55
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April 28, 2003, 12:55
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Deity
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Originally posted by Lonestar
Personally, I'd just dip me in some Factor 100...
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Well then, I'll just stick this convenient wooden stick through your heart.
The added bonus of the wooden stick is it also work on humans.
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April 28, 2003, 12:55
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Good one Che
If becoming a vampire means that I have to become a depressed gothic loser, than no.
If becoming a vampire means that I have to submit to the fact that there is a god, and I have been damned, then no.
If becoming a vampire means that I can no longer eat garlic, see myself in the mirror, lay out in the sun, or sleep in a comfortable bed, then no.
Note: I still don't understand why goths are so depressed and obsessed with dying.
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April 28, 2003, 13:03
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Going to college in Pittsburgh, the whole sunlight thing wouldn't be a problem for me! 
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April 28, 2003, 13:04
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King
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I need the sun. I don't want to be a depressed vampire. Anne Rice already has too many novels. Besides, I'd hate to have to join the Republican Party with all the rest of the blood-suckers.
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At least we aren't the folks who give welfare checks that suck the life blood out of the government! The Government is not a jobs program, people!
:: Lonestar checks to see if his travel money from the Navy is in yet...::
I will be wearing a Spectra vest.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 28, 2003, 13:06
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Warlord
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LOL--funny poll
Bram Stoker's Dracula could walk around in the daytime but his powers were reduced.
To answer the question--sure-Picking up woman would be a snap if the powers of persuasion thing is to be believed. 
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April 28, 2003, 13:15
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King
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Originally posted by Spiffor
No, I enjoy being a mortal, as long as I have full control over my death.
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Wow...kinda oxymoronic
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April 28, 2003, 13:17
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Deity
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Originally posted by Evil_Eric_4
To answer the question--sure-Picking up woman would be a snap if the powers of persuasion thing is to be believed.
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I don't need that I have enough of a woman problem already.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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April 28, 2003, 13:19
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Could I be a Lysinda-Circle Vampire, like the Sampire?
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April 28, 2003, 13:20
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Btw, I live in Rio, but I hate sun. Oh, well...
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I'd probably love Rio.
It would be too damn humid for me, though. Give me the desert, a sleeping bag for those nights, a CD player with my favourite songs, and a large water canteen. And I'll be set for the desert. 
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April 28, 2003, 14:05
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King
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The desert? Bah.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 28, 2003, 14:56
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I don't get the charm of the vampire thing. Live forever...as a parasite. I have joined the ranks of tapeworms, mosquitos and ticks. Lovely.
I answered with the WTF answer though, because it more accurately reflects what I felt at the time.
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April 28, 2003, 15:03
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don't diss the desert, Lonestar. It's beautiful.
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April 28, 2003, 15:17
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King
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"I will give you the choice I never had" Lestadt
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April 28, 2003, 16:31
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lestadt?
is that from that god awful movie i had the misfortune to see? queen of the damned or something?
give me back my money bloodsuckers, literaly
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April 28, 2003, 16:43
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Paiktis, it's from "Interview with a Vampire", with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, iirc.
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April 28, 2003, 16:45
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Settler
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oh i never saw that, they say it's gay
lestadt was the protagonist in queen of the damned too i think.
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April 28, 2003, 17:05
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Settler
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It is interesting to trace that back. Eventually you arrive at ancient greece and the "lamias" which feasted on the dead. then it became common balkan folklore. then vlad came along in transylvania and gave it a new thrust and then stoker opened up the eyes of the english speaking world to it and then hollywood became involved etc etc etc.
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April 28, 2003, 17:07
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King
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If it's part of the Ventrue clan...yes.
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