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View Poll Results: Are you smarter than the average Apolytoner?
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I'm the smartest poster on Apolyton! Wrap around my ass!
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99th percentile or higher. I'm a bloody genius!
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12.04% |
90th percentile or higher. I are smart!
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26.85% |
75th percentile or higher. Wutang is truly for the children!
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50th percentile or higher. Smarter than the average bear!
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6.48% |
Less than 50th percentile. My intellect is dismal.
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Negative percentile. Is this even possible?
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Banana percentile. This option is vaguely erotic...
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14.81% |
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April 29, 2003, 19:07
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Originally posted by DAVOUT
That makes you a quite above average commie
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I will take over the PCF and you'll fear our 76% 
Our score is directly dependant on the leader's IQ
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April 29, 2003, 19:16
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#92
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Iīm so smart, itīs unbelievable
But I canīt be that bad, since i never made it into loinīs sig
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Banana
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April 29, 2003, 19:21
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the results of this poll say more for the average apolytonery's arrogance than it does intelligence...
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April 29, 2003, 19:26
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Monolith :
I think the problem is mostly due to the fact that 'Poly is a very articulate and smart forum overall, at least when you compare to very much of the crap you normally find on Internet, or IRL. It is harder to compare yourself with the average Apolytoner if you take your reference from elsewhere.
I personally voted "I are smart" (90%), because I think so, however I now feel I should have voted in the 75%, in comparison with other Apolytoners.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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April 29, 2003, 19:28
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The funny thing is that some people seem to take this poll seriously....
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April 29, 2003, 19:34
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Originally posted by BeBro
The funny thing is that some people seem to take this poll seriously....
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DONT YOU!?!??!
Spec.
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April 29, 2003, 19:39
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I canīt take this poll seriously since I know Iīm the smartest, so this poll is useless!
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April 29, 2003, 19:53
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#98
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IRL I tested 99th for all people, so I put that...as a percentage of Poly people I'm probably nowhere near there. Obviously I didn't read closely enough. Yeah, I'm real smart. Nertz.
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April 29, 2003, 20:01
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#99
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April 29, 2003, 20:03
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*Thud is the only American that would ever describe himself as a "bloody genius"*
(especially when most teens my age can't find america on a globe...)
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April 29, 2003, 20:49
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#101
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Originally posted by BeBro
But I canīt be that bad, since i never made it into loinīs sig
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I was tempted to put this in my sig, but I just can't bear to see Wimp Lo go just yet...
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April 29, 2003, 21:23
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 I feel honored. But I wouldnīt be happy if you had to sacrifice Wimpy then....
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April 29, 2003, 21:31
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You know. I'm glad I didn't post mine.
I like Slow's Latin though.
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Only feebs vote.
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April 29, 2003, 22:42
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Deity
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It's a tough question. Is the average 'Polytoner the same as the average person, which, by definition, has an IQ of 100? If so, there is at least a base you can compare with. If not, who the hack knows?
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April 29, 2003, 22:55
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King
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
I have OK math skills ans averege problem solving skills. Excellent writing skills I'm pretty informed of current events, and i'm old. Waaay old.
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But not as old as I.
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April 30, 2003, 00:02
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#106
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30% are in the 90th percentile...hahaha
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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April 30, 2003, 00:05
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Deity
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Top choice... I'm one of the smartest kids at THE smartest school in one of the smartest regions of one of the smartest nations.
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April 30, 2003, 00:13
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Deity
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12 are the smartest?
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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April 30, 2003, 00:33
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King
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i think im the lower 50%
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April 30, 2003, 00:46
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Originally posted by skywalker
Top choice... I'm one of the smartest kids at THE smartest school in one of the smartest regions of one of the smartest nations.
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Do you attend Harvard Yale or MIT?
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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April 30, 2003, 01:13
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I took a Mensa test and they calculated my IQ at 177. This was when I was 12, and I'm certain that my young age skewed the test towards the high end. As far as percentile goes, they said that was 99.997 percentile.
Perhaps it was, for 12 year olds. Now that a decade has passed I'm pretty certain the grade curve has caught up with me again.
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April 30, 2003, 01:35
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among everyone?
standardized tests (for what they are worth, and I have never taken an IQ test) say high 90s (97-99)
here on apolyton, for standardized tests, not a clue
real intelligence? I am smart, bot don't have a clue how I compare to apolytoners
Jon Miller
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April 30, 2003, 01:37
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Originally posted by orange
Do you attend Harvard Yale or MIT?
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Do we have anyone from Yale on the boards? I know we have grads of the the other two.
(When you are 15 you can be forgiven for assuming that because you are smart for your peer group, your peer group constitutes a representative data set...)
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April 30, 2003, 06:11
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i would say that i'm fairly smart. i'm a bit better than average in mathmatics skills, rather good at scientific skills, very good in linguistic skills, logic, debating, etc. my overall knowledge base is average to somewhat above average, and my reasoning skills are rather above average.
this all in my most honest, humble attempt at analyzing myself.
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April 30, 2003, 06:41
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Originally posted by Sten Sture
Do we have anyone from Yale on the boards? I know we have grads of the the other two.
(When you are 15 you can be forgiven for assuming that because you are smart for your peer group, your peer group constitutes a representative data set...)
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Zen (Not master Zen, a different one) is at Yale. I'll also hopefully be at Yale in 4 years.  My mom, dad, sister, 2 grandpas, and 2 uncles also went there, so I have a big legacy.
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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
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April 30, 2003, 07:07
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King
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**** legacies, create your own. chico state
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'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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April 30, 2003, 07:10
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Hell no. If not Yale, West Point.
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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
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April 30, 2003, 07:15
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King
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oh, im just pitching my idea for chico state advertising.
another one
yale girls dont put out. chico state
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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April 30, 2003, 07:19
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King
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West point = sausage convention . chico state
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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April 30, 2003, 07:21
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King
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deficate on your parents hopes and dreams. chico state
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'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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