April 29, 2003, 22:17
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Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf alive and well!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2986459.stm
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Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is attempting to surrender to US forces, according to a London-based Arabic newspaper.
But Al-Sharq al-Awsat says the Americans have refused to arrest Mr Sahhaf - who became a familiar face during the war with his upbeat assessments of Iraqi military "successes" - because he does not appear on their "most wanted" list of 55 former regime officials.
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US President George W Bush has admitted that he enjoyed Mr Sahhaf's briefings so much that he used to interrupt some of his meetings just to watch him.
"He's my man, he was great," he told NBC television in a recent interview. "Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic."
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Hooray! 
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April 29, 2003, 22:18
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YAY !
Dan Rather, you're toast 
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April 29, 2003, 22:19
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what, him trying to surrender? 
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April 29, 2003, 22:19
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Who does he have to pay to get arrested in that country? 
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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April 29, 2003, 22:19
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Could it be?
Or is he lying about the fact that he's trying to surrender?
 ACK!
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April 29, 2003, 22:19
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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April 29, 2003, 22:20
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Oh brother, not this again. Iraqis trying to surrender to coalition forces, only to be turned away. Maybe he's trying to avoid the angry wrath of the people who his former employer brutally oppressed. Maybe he's genuinely afraid for his life...
Maybe he wants to accept job offers from abroad... 
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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April 29, 2003, 22:20
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Why would he surrender when Iraq is winning?
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April 29, 2003, 22:20
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April 29, 2003, 22:20
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This is one of the most fastgrowing threads I've seen in a long time 
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April 29, 2003, 22:20
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I'm slow but at least I beat somebody to the punch.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 29, 2003, 22:22
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He needs to get his own cable news show here now. Either that or he could replace Ari Fleischer.
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April 29, 2003, 22:25
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Originally posted by ixnay
He needs to get his own cable news show here now. Either that or he could replace Ari Fleischer.
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Or at the very least teach him a few pointers...
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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April 29, 2003, 22:40
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The "No-spin Zone with Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf ."
"Tonight; More treacherous lies by the Democrat dogs!"
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April 29, 2003, 22:41
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FOX News Network would be the PERFECT place for him! 
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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April 29, 2003, 22:44
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I was thinking he would be better in MTV's "Music News"
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 29, 2003, 22:51
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Originally posted by Tuberski
I was thinking he would be better in MTV's "Music News"
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 29, 2003, 23:08
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April 29, 2003, 23:27
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"In addition, 96% of young males ages 14-25 prefer formless choir robes and hand clapping over skimpy outfits while busty females gyrate. Those who say otherwise are clearly in the employ of the Imperialist Americans!"
[whisper] Dude! You're in America now![/whisper]
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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April 30, 2003, 02:02
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"The Imperialist right wing Christian conservatives!"
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April 30, 2003, 02:50
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"The Imperialist Nigerians!"
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April 30, 2003, 02:59
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I am so happy.
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April 30, 2003, 03:03
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He's like a cuddly Joseph Goebbels.
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April 30, 2003, 04:13
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He's like a cuddly Joseph Goebbels.
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There is something horribly, horribly wrong with that sentence. I keep seeing Mohammed Al Saeef as teddy bear now....
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I'm working on it. Must find some witty
quote or ironic remark or somesuch.
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April 30, 2003, 04:15
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Fortunately, I don't know who Joseph Goebbels is, so I won't have that problem... 
And no, I don't want to know who Joseph Goebbels is...
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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April 30, 2003, 04:19
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Too bad. No doubt someone will be along shortly to deflower you.
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April 30, 2003, 04:24
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Goebbels was the Nazi Minister for "Enlightenment and Culture" (I think) during Hitler's Germany. His work was mostly calling for the death and killing of Jews and how they are all evil plotters wishing to destroy the 'Aryan' race. Committed suicide, me thinks, at the end of WWII.
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I'm working on it. Must find some witty
quote or ironic remark or somesuch.
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April 30, 2003, 04:41
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After shooting his wife and kids.
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April 30, 2003, 04:50
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Hundred-nil
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April 30, 2003, 05:31
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Originally posted by JohnT
Why would he surrender when Iraq is winning?
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Yes, that was my thought when I read that he was "trying" to surrender. How difficult can it be?
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: I wish to discuss surrender.
U.S. COMMANDER: OK, let's talk.
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: You will hand over your guns and...
U.S. COMMANDER: ...Uh, that's not right.
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: Sorry, I'll try again. You will dismantle your nuclear weapons...
U.S. COMMANDER: ...Nope, you still haven't got the hang of it. Try again.
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