April 30, 2003, 07:56
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Baby cutefest!
Post pics of your babies and then arguewho has the cutest ones! 
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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April 30, 2003, 07:58
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My son Mantas.
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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April 30, 2003, 08:11
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Cute!
My kids are a little older than that (20 years old, the girl, and 10, the boy...)... I'll have to wait for my grandsons... 
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April 30, 2003, 12:42
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Nice one. Last time I tried to make a picture of Daniel with a huge hat, but he didn't like it, so the foto isn't good.
Well, it's not the cutest photo of Daniel, but the cutest which has been scanned:
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April 30, 2003, 12:45
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Originally posted by Aro
20 years old, the girl,
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where are the pix of the hot brazilian chick then?
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April 30, 2003, 14:05
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Yeah, she's my age, man. Is she doable?
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April 30, 2003, 14:08
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I'll have to wait a few days to join in . . . baby Flubber has a due date of May 3
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April 30, 2003, 14:13
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Neal saying "Mantas! Give me back my rattle!!" 
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April 30, 2003, 14:53
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Yeah, she's my age, man. Is she doable?
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Erm, you know, he's HER DAD.
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April 30, 2003, 15:11
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Originally posted by Azazel
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Yeah, she's my age, man. Is she doable?
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Erm, you know, he's HER DAD.
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well, they should call in a third party to decide then. i'm up for it.
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April 30, 2003, 15:12
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Erm, you know, he's HER DAD.
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Hey, if I had a hot twenty year old Brazilian daughter, I'd pimp her out to strange and creepy American guys on Internet forums.
But maybe I'm just weird like that.
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April 30, 2003, 15:15
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wow, this is tje abhorrant waste of bandwidth that keeps us from having productive threads, like the babe threads 
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April 30, 2003, 15:17
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Felch, Uber:  Do they allow your sort of people to have kids in the states?
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April 30, 2003, 15:19
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C'mon people - think outside the box... having young children allows you to have a Brazilian Nanny!
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April 30, 2003, 23:26
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All of them are absolutely precious - I can see why you are such proud parents.
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April 30, 2003, 23:27
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That bmp wasn't working.
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April 30, 2003, 23:29
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Yeah, I got rid of it. I'll just upload convention pix tomorrow.
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April 30, 2003, 23:29
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Originally posted by Azazel
Felch, Uber: Do they allow your sort of people to have kids in the states?
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their personalities and looks already prevent that. 
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April 30, 2003, 23:30
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Hey, stop telling the truth about me, and I'll stop lying about you.
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May 1, 2003, 11:49
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I have got to say that so-far Mantas is the cutest baby. He has that look in his eyes like he just robbed a bank. I want my kids to be just like him.
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May 1, 2003, 11:59
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Mantas - adorable
Daniel - nice wife beater
Neal - future heavy weight champion of the world! (joke at the way he has his hands)
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May 1, 2003, 11:59
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Originally posted by UberKruX
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Originally posted by Aro
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where are the pix of the hot brazilian chick then?
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Well, this hot brazilian chick is not for you, Uber... Back off!
Where's my Uzi? 
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See above. I've just found that Uzi.
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May 1, 2003, 12:26
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Neal does look like a boxer.
So Aro, enough talking, where's the pic?
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May 1, 2003, 12:46
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Here's the pic...
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May 1, 2003, 13:07
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what about me? i'm a nice guy. I'd respect her
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May 1, 2003, 13:51
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You all are nice guys.
(with concerned father's voice)
So, post some cute baby pics, folks... 
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May 1, 2003, 14:41
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Originally posted by Aro
You all are nice guys.
(with concerned father's voice)
So, post some cute baby pics, folks...
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i'm 19 and live in the north.
no babies here.
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May 1, 2003, 15:14
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Many ppl have asked me never to breed... I don't know why?
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May 1, 2003, 15:37
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anyway Aro, your daughter will always be your baby, you know that 
to us though, shes a baby in another context.
pics dammit! pics!
it's not like yu have to worry about me flying down to Brazil and stalking her
yet
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May 1, 2003, 15:47
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Yeah, and you do want grandkids don't you? I think I'm perfectly cut out for the roll of dead-beat dad.
Now where are the Sophie pics? I hear she's adorable.
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