April 30, 2003, 15:46
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Dante's Inferno Test
Which circle of Hell will YOU be sent to?
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
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April 30, 2003, 15:53
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b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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April 30, 2003, 15:53
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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April 30, 2003, 15:56
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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April 30, 2003, 15:59
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I wanted to go to Limbo. 
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April 30, 2003, 15:59
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I went to Limbo. Although could have something to do with the fact that I got very bored and only answered half the questions.
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April 30, 2003, 16:02
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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'ey, that doesn't sound too bad, really. Whee!
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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April 30, 2003, 16:04
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Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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April 30, 2003, 16:06
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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April 30, 2003, 16:07
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I too went to the 6th level of hell.
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April 30, 2003, 16:08
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Damn, Sava. 
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April 30, 2003, 16:08
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I'm awed that you got as high up the ladder as 6. 
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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April 30, 2003, 16:08
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Told you I was evil! 
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April 30, 2003, 16:09
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
I'm pretty boring for a druggie. They just didn't have any questions that applied to what I do. Makes you think. . .
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April 30, 2003, 16:09
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b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Ah well I'm not a heretic atleast ... Guess I'm walking with the devil right now into the deepest pit of hell where i'll renounce him and hopefully get some salvation 
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Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.
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April 30, 2003, 16:10
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Sava: as long as you don't put that pic, I think we're all spared.
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April 30, 2003, 16:11
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I did it again with just few changes and got to Limbo. :hmm:
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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April 30, 2003, 16:11
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Making mistakes doesn't damn you.
Not being sorry you made the mistakes is what damns you.
Else I'd be down there with my friend Sava. 
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April 30, 2003, 16:13
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Geez, Lazerus is the only one able to be as evil as me.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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April 30, 2003, 16:14
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
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"I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand
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April 30, 2003, 16:15
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I guess I'm going to hell.
I'm also a horny bastard I guess. 
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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April 30, 2003, 16:15
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The city of Dis is the place to be, I am telling you.
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April 30, 2003, 16:15
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I think there's a difference between being sorry for your mistakes and admitting you need to be saved because of them.
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April 30, 2003, 16:17
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Very interesting.
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April 30, 2003, 16:18
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Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
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April 30, 2003, 16:18
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I think Tuo is the most evil so far.
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April 30, 2003, 16:18
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You're mean.
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April 30, 2003, 16:20
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Guess I lied about the being good at lieing
the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Angellic demon or Demonic angel ......
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Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.
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April 30, 2003, 16:21
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Originally posted by Azazel
You're mean.
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me?
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April 30, 2003, 16:22
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Originally posted by Starchild
Geez, Lazerus is the only one able to be as evil as me.
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My methods are questionable, the results are not
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Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.
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