Dante's Inferno Test

[Cyclotron]

Go obiwan, I'm in purgatory too!

And yet, stunningly pro-choice...

[Ben Kenobi]

yet you do not post your results.

The important thing to remember is slowwy's post.

It does not matter what sins you have committed, so long as you repent for them to God.

[PLATO]

http://<b>The Dante's Inferno Te...l Test</a></b>

[MRT144]

obiwan, actually questions concerning suicide and depression contributed to violence

[Ben Kenobi]

That doesn't make much sense.

Would those who kill themselves also go to the same place as mass-murderers?

To me these seem quite different from each other.

How did Dante rate suicide?

[MRT144]

i have no clue, im just going on what the test gave me when i tried several possible outcomes...

[Boris Godunov]

Suicide = violence against the self

Murderers and suicides were together in the 7th level, which was itself in 3 parts: The boiling river of blood for the violent against others, the wood of suicides for those violent against themselves, and the burning sands for those violent against nature.

[monkspider]

Re: my "violent" nature, I totally agree Obi! I have no idea why they gave me that. I guess they just arbitrarily have to give you a certain amount of "bad" points. *shrug*

[Ted Striker]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

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[Ted Striker]

A pimp is a good thing to be. True

[Boris Godunov]

Weren't you banned for a week?

[Ted Striker]

I promised to be good.

[Ben Kenobi]

monkspider:

Boris's point may explain why you score so high for violence.

Who knew that by taking this test we would learn so much about Dante's Inferno?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by obiwan18
Who knew that by taking this test we would learn so much about Dante's inferno?

I hope that's very very dry humor...

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm not sure where you see the dry humour.

I certainly did not expect to learn that Dante classified suicide with murderers.

[Boris Godunov]

Ok, I just think it's odd to marvel about learning things about Dante's Inferno in a thread titled "Dante's Inferno Test."

[Victor Galis]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

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[St Leo]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

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[PLATO]

Easy to spot the Christians.

The rest of you stop by on your way down

[Urban Ranger]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

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[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Nope, said I looked at porn, said I took the Lord's name in vain...although i don't believe in fortune telling, no.

All right, It's the City of Dis for this Heretic.

I don't believe in fortune telling, Nostradamus, psychics, etc.

Edit: fixed typo

Edit: @ Skanky

[Skanky Burns]

I misread that as physics!

[vovan]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

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Looks like there are too many heretics here already, but I guess here's one more. And all that because I don't believe in God or Nostradamus.

[Berzerker]

Monolith -

Very interesting, Berz - are there any books that can tell me more about this?

Hamlet's Mill, by Giorgio Santillana and a co-author, deals with the subject of myth and time. A must read for anyone seeking the truths hidden in myth. When the authors address Dante's Inferno, they reference another book (hard to find, written in German originally I think, but since translated into English) that is a specific analysis of Dante. There's a very interesting passage in Hamlet's Mill about the "red river" and it's 2 guardians. The authors say Dante was describing a journey from Heaven to Hell and that this red river was the border between the two, i.e., the entrance to Hell. So, Hell was either on our side of Mars in the solar system or it was beyond with the large planets.

And that's where the Bible enters the picture, according to Genesis, Heaven and Earth were created in 6 days and God rested or ceased creating on the 7th day. There are 5 outer planets and 4 inner planets divided by the asteroid belt with Earth as the 7th planet and the asteroid belt residing in the 6th orbital slot (looking from the outside inward). An African tribe believes God created Heaven and Earth in 4 days and rested on the 5th day. Looking at the solar system from the sun outwards, and placing Earth at the asteroid belt instead of it's current position, the Earth would have been the 4th planet, and with the Earth moved to it's current position, the asteroid belt would occupy the 5th orbital slot. Based on his interpretation of the Bablyonian epic of creation and Genesis, Zecharia Sitchin claims the Earth, a proto-Earth, once resided at the asteroid belt and was struck by at least one large object roughly 4 billion years ago and pushed here leaving the asteroids behind as debris left over from the collision.

[Nubclear]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

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[Jon Miller]

I was in purgatory

Jon Miller

[JCG]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

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Still, better than I thought....

[Frozzy]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

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[Gangerolf]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

[Frankychan]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Yay! There's IS hope for me!