PTWDG II: Team Monkeys Thread - Page 2

ThePlagueRat · May 8, 2003, 05:43

When you eat a banana you taste the soul of The Banana and you'll just have to make a funny face. When you smoke the banana peel, you won't get stoned, just a little dizzy...
-from " The medicineape's ritual standards".

ThePlagueRat · May 8, 2003, 05:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Calc II
Civ: We'll vote on this once we have enough members, but I'm leaning towards either Russia or Carthage

I say Carthage. Their leaderhead got much hair in his face.

And he has a funny expression on it.
Furthermore... quite a safe start cause of the UU.

Zero · May 8, 2003, 16:21

Quote:

Originally posted by ThePlagueRat

I say Carthage. Their leaderhead got much hair in his face.

And he has a funny expression on it.
Furthermore... quite a safe start cause of the UU.

I was thinking the same thing too.

Russia is a nice choice as well (sci/exp) Traits are perfect for curious monkeys that likes to explore.

if anyone has othe suggestions. Feel free to do so.

Quote:

Originally posted by ThePlagueRat
When you eat a banana you taste the soul of The Banana and you'll just have to make a funny face. When you smoke the banana peel, you won't get stoned, just a little dizzy...
-from " The medicineape's ritual standards".

Dont forget about my personal favorite = fermented bananas

Beta · May 8, 2003, 22:40

Beta - the Lion-Tailed Macaque - reports for duty.

(scratch scratch pick pick.... Here H_E, a good juicy one for you.)

ThePlagueRat · May 10, 2003, 06:34

Hiiiiiieeeee... -TPApe reports in. Look here: onemoremonkey.com Whazzup?

Zero · May 11, 2003, 20:11

ok fellow primates: We have much to discuss about what attitude our team shoudl take. And these issues will be ironed out when we do get our private forum, but just keep these thoughts/issues in mind.

Issues:

1. Do we consider humans as equal primates, secondary citizens, slaves (ala Planet of apes style) or a race to be wiped out?

2. Do we fight against deforesting just for our civ, or do we advocate this policy in foreign policy as well? Should we also encourage growing forest?

more issues to come.

flash9286 · May 11, 2003, 21:44

they should be slaves

All forests and banana trees should be saved from the evil humans.

Beta · May 12, 2003, 22:38

Calc - is this our membership so far? It looks like these are the ones committed to Team Monkey.

CalcII
flash9286
ThePlagueRat
statusperfect
BetaHound
Hot_Enamel

Anyone else out there feel the urge??

Three free lice and two bananas for all new members!

History Guy · May 12, 2003, 22:49

*cough*

Allow me to present myself. I am Mr. Simian History Guy Pygmaeus of the Orangutan Clan. Just having come down from the trees, I'd like to offer my assistance in any way possible.

May I have a banana?

Simian Pygmaeus

Zero · May 13, 2003, 00:28

*Calc hands a juicy banana using his left foot.

Welcome history guy.

Beta · May 13, 2003, 07:03

Simian P.. welcome. We are honored. Here is your signing bonus:

*Beta passes three lice to History Guy.

History Guy · May 13, 2003, 11:36

Lice...these little buggers aren't bad, you know. Back in the jungles of Asia I always liked to suck termites out of bark. Ever done that? Good stuff.

Of course, I also drank tea with the Buddhists, but that's a different matter entirely.

Thanks for the banana.

Simian Pygmaeus
Head of the Orangutan Gang

ThePlagueRat · May 14, 2003, 13:13

Perhaps I met you in Asia then?

I was the one in the tree,
who used to hang and pee,
into the buddhist tea.
And now, listen to me...
Cause I give you banana number two and three.

*drew two banans and tossed them over to Simian*

History Guy · May 14, 2003, 15:12

Ah, so it was you, was it?

Thanks for the bananas. I hope you washed your hands. Oh, wait, sorry, we haven't evolved that far yet.

Konquest02 · May 14, 2003, 16:50

Can I share a banana with you guys?

If yes, can I join the team afterwards?

--Kon--

Zero · May 14, 2003, 21:30

Beta, look slike your another old(actually current) teammate wants to join our great team.

Come, join the party. (Calc cranks that music with lyric that goes "Jungle boogie" )

Konquest02 · May 14, 2003, 21:42

I'll have my own monkey avatar in 19 posts... well 18 now!

History Guy · May 14, 2003, 21:56

Hello Konquest! Allow me to introduce the Orangutan clan. We're the more quiet, restrained, contemplative monkeys, you see. We like tea with the Buddhists, sometimes. But we've got some muscle too. How evolved are you, by the way?

(monkey small talk continues late into the night)

Simian Pygmaeus

Beta · May 14, 2003, 22:19

Kon - yee haw - welcome to the team that chatters and climbs and cleans each others hairy parts.

Doesn't get much better than that.

18 posts - need to start picking out just the right avatar.

Great to have you aboard - er - up in the trees - contemplating our navels, and occasionally urinating on a keyboard,

flash9286 · May 14, 2003, 22:26

I once rode on a Elephant back in India Konquest, but then i tried to ride a cow and some Hindu kicked me out anyway thats a different story welcome to the monkey team.

Zero · May 15, 2003, 01:05

and I represent the chimp clan. Speaking of which i need a roleplay name for my avatar monkey.

Zero · May 15, 2003, 19:29

My monkey's name: Mo Pan Pongidae

Mo (just a name)
Pan(Genus)
Pongidae(family)

Beta · May 15, 2003, 20:02

All hail Mo!

Zero · May 15, 2003, 21:13

Another great monkey name if anyone wants to use it...

Mong Ki

ThePlagueRat · May 16, 2003, 04:01

Allright, I can take it.

Call me Mong Ki, for I pee in the free...

Zero · May 16, 2003, 09:15

Just to let you know, My Monkey Avatar is not gone. Its just taking a break until PTW DG II starting kicking.

-Mo Pan Pongidae

Beta · May 16, 2003, 18:35

And your name???

Konquest02 · May 16, 2003, 19:32

I'll be KonTiki, the Gorilla.

I've got a great avatar in bank, will upload it soon!

Zero · May 17, 2003, 02:41

I guy named Kontiki actually exists in poly.

not that doesnt mean u cant use that name for PTW DG Roleplay purpose..

Beta · May 17, 2003, 19:11

Quote:

Originally posted by BetaHound
And your name???

Calc - or should we call you zero? That is what I was asking about. What's with your nickname? Did you do a bit of Calculus and end up with Zero as the answer??