Some names shouldn't be used, simply for the child's safety.
Adolf Hitler McNeil, for instance, is going to be in serious trouble all his life.
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."