What is your destiny?

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:32

Tell me three things about yourself and I will tell you your destiny.

Jon Shafer · May 4, 2003, 06:34

I skipped a year of high school.

I've done the exact same thing every day the last 9 months.

My roomate has officially proclaimed me the "laziest person he knows."

Have fun.

Winston · May 4, 2003, 06:35

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1. My name isn't really Winston

2. I'm currently in front of my computer

3. I just ate a hardboiled egg

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Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:36

Trip:
You're going to die of old age in Boise Idaho having broken the record for fattest human to ever live.

Sorry.

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:39

Winston, you will go down with the ship. Sooner or later, no telling. You will however leave a very sexy wife 23 years younger than you.

This ain't fortune cookies people.

Jon Shafer · May 4, 2003, 06:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Lancer
Trip:
You're going to die of old age in Boise Idaho having broken the record for fattest human to ever live.

Sorry.

Better than West Virginia.

*Trip grabs for another slice of pizza.

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:44

Nice job on the record by the way.

Winston · May 4, 2003, 06:46

Well thank you.

I guess that means I'm safe for the time being, unless you're calling me a pedophile?!

My age minus 23 would = 13 and that's just not right!

Space05us · May 4, 2003, 06:49

1. Im bored

2. I hate diet soda

3. I failed three classes this year due to poor attendence

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:49

Yeah you're set then, nothing can hurt you. Avoid travel by sea. Sooner or later you'll go though, it's your destiny.

Space05us · May 4, 2003, 06:51

ahhh, come on! what about being a fat bastard with a really hot wife?

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:54

Space, you will be a hero, saving many from death in an earthquake. A respected member of the community, you will live a very long time. Eventually you will be abducted by aliens, given a new indestructable body and forced to mine coal on a planet far from here. There you will spend eternity.

Skanky Burns · May 4, 2003, 06:57

1. I just watched Big Brother (Australian version).

2. I'm drinking bourbon.

3. I vomited last Sunday from drinking almost 3 bottles of wine by myself. As you do.

Space05us · May 4, 2003, 06:58

kick ass!

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 06:59

Skanky, don't worry, it'll be over soon.

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 07:10

Space05us · May 4, 2003, 07:12

okay how about my friend;

1. He's blond

2. He's a ****ing math whiz

3. He's a social dim-wit

Winston · May 4, 2003, 07:14

I'd like to change my destiny for that of Space05us, please.

Come on, it's completely unused. I've only had it for half an hour.

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 07:16

Famous author, late in life. In a few years he'll become a babe magnet, women will be attracted to him. Dies in an earthquake while having sex.

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 07:18

Winston, ever mined coal for all eternity? I'll bet you haven't, or you wouldn't have asked.

Winston · May 4, 2003, 07:24

I've mined coal for all eternity, several times actually. There's nothing to it, it's the first half eternity that's the worst, after that it's a walk in the park.

Lancer · May 4, 2003, 07:26

You just pulled that outa your ass, it's not true!

Donegeal · May 4, 2003, 07:32

1) I'm currently at work.

2) I'm getting married in two weeks

3) I like ice cream.

Winston · May 4, 2003, 07:33

You're just envious of all the coal I mined! And I can see why. I'll never be short on coal in my lifetime after a couple of eternities' worth of hard labour half a mile under. I earned it, ha!!

Besides, just beacuse your brother can occasionally pull things out of his ass, it doesn't mean everyone else would ever do something like that.

Space05us · May 4, 2003, 07:36

you have too much coal already, its my turn to mine for eternity!!!

Bereta_Eder · May 4, 2003, 07:36

1. I'm reading Edgard Allan Poe - The Angel of the Strange

2. I've smoked a cig and fill a bit sick to the stomach.

3. I'm waiting for my newspaper and then I'll make coffeee since I just woke up

Winston · May 4, 2003, 07:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Space05us
you have too much coal already, its my turn to mine for eternity!!!

Well, alright...

But I reserve the right to mine a bit for all eternity in my spare time, whenever the urge gets too overwhelming. That's not being unreasonable.