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Old May 4, 2003, 06:32   #1
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What is your destiny?
Tell me three things about yourself and I will tell you your destiny.
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Old May 4, 2003, 06:34   #2
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I skipped a year of high school.

I've done the exact same thing every day the last 9 months.

My roomate has officially proclaimed me the "laziest person he knows."

Have fun.
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Old May 4, 2003, 06:36   #4
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You're going to die of old age in Boise Idaho having broken the record for fattest human to ever live.

Sorry.
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Winston, you will go down with the ship. Sooner or later, no telling. You will however leave a very sexy wife 23 years younger than you.

This ain't fortune cookies people.
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You're going to die of old age in Boise Idaho having broken the record for fattest human to ever live.

Sorry.
Better than West Virginia.

*Trip grabs for another slice of pizza.
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Nice job on the record by the way.
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Well thank you.

I guess that means I'm safe for the time being, unless you're calling me a pedophile?!

My age minus 23 would = 13 and that's just not right!
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1. Im bored

2. I hate diet soda

3. I failed three classes this year due to poor attendence

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Yeah you're set then, nothing can hurt you. Avoid travel by sea. Sooner or later you'll go though, it's your destiny.
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ahhh, come on! what about being a fat bastard with a really hot wife?
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Space, you will be a hero, saving many from death in an earthquake. A respected member of the community, you will live a very long time. Eventually you will be abducted by aliens, given a new indestructable body and forced to mine coal on a planet far from here. There you will spend eternity.
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Skanky, don't worry, it'll be over soon.
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okay how about my friend;

1. He's blond

2. He's a ****ing math whiz

3. He's a social dim-wit
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I'd like to change my destiny for that of Space05us, please.

Come on, it's completely unused. I've only had it for half an hour.
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Famous author, late in life. In a few years he'll become a babe magnet, women will be attracted to him. Dies in an earthquake while having sex.
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Winston, ever mined coal for all eternity? I'll bet you haven't, or you wouldn't have asked.
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I've mined coal for all eternity, several times actually. There's nothing to it, it's the first half eternity that's the worst, after that it's a walk in the park.
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You just pulled that outa your ass, it's not true!
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You're just envious of all the coal I mined! And I can see why. I'll never be short on coal in my lifetime after a couple of eternities' worth of hard labour half a mile under. I earned it, ha!!

Besides, just beacuse your brother can occasionally pull things out of his ass, it doesn't mean everyone else would ever do something like that.
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you have too much coal already, its my turn to mine for eternity!!!
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3. I'm waiting for my newspaper and then I'll make coffeee since I just woke up
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Well, alright...

But I reserve the right to mine a bit for all eternity in my spare time, whenever the urge gets too overwhelming. That's not being unreasonable.
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