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View Poll Results: And the winner is..
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Help the kids starving in Africa!
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4.42% |
No, let them die and go to Helsinki this summer
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7.96% |
Add them up to college savings
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11.50% |
Stylish clothes
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3.54% |
Stylish hi-tech stuff
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11 |
9.73% |
Buy something from Apolyton so they won't shut down
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11 |
9.73% |
Get something for Apolyton users (lol don't vote this)
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11.50% |
Driving Licence courses (yes, I'm 20 and I cannot drive yet)
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20 |
17.70% |
A brand new computer
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14 |
12.39% |
Pay phone bills so you can stop chatting from an internet cafe
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11.50% |
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May 8, 2003, 13:08
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King
Local Time: 02:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Italia
Posts: 2,036
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Datajack has money to burn and needs an advice
I've been saving money for the last 6 months and suddendly I've realized that I've had enough and I really should start doing those things affecting my social life in a positive way, as friends stop calling you at home after you told them "I'm sorry, I'm broke" for the 13th time they invite you to a brunch (yes, italians are into brunchs, 1920's costume soireès, cosplay meetings and nun porn movies)
I bought some volleyball tickets for the Olympics in Athens, I have 1000€ left and I'm considering if giving them to some humanitarian.org thing or trashing them in something goddamn stupid as buying the whole DVD collection of Buffy the vampire slayer
I am in your hands!
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
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May 8, 2003, 13:22
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Settler
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 65,535
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Buffy the vampire slayer!
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May 8, 2003, 13:32
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Emperor
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Posts: 4,223
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All of the above.
Seriously though, dude - driving lessons are the way to go.
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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May 8, 2003, 13:35
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Settler
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 65,535
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I can think of so many possibilities.
get a used car
get a used motorcycle
go to the greek islands
rent a limo and go to the most expensive restaurant with your friends
buy ultra expensive clothes
rent a pilot and a private plane and take a tour of a province of italy
go on an expedition on a mountain
learn to fall with a parachute
learn to dive
go for a coffee in paris
take a tour of eastern europe
get on a car and drive thorugh europe
endless possibilities
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May 8, 2003, 13:37
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Warlord
Local Time: 21:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 234
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I voted putting it to college savings, although spending a little as a reward is cool too - I suggest the Buffy Season 2 set.
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May 8, 2003, 13:38
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Emperor
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Posts: 4,223
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Or maybe you could finally respond to all those penis enlargement e-mails you get?
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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May 8, 2003, 13:42
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Deity
Local Time: 21:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Kneel before Grog!
Posts: 17,978
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I don't know your overall financial situation, so I voted for savings.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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May 8, 2003, 15:24
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Deity
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Drivers license? You mean you can get such one in Italy? I have been there a few times, and I have yet to see an Italian who doesn't drive like some insane maniac
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This space is empty... or is it?
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May 8, 2003, 15:25
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Emperor
Local Time: 04:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: A pub.
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driver's license and then, college savings.
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May 8, 2003, 15:33
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Deity
Local Time: 21:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Kneel before Grog!
Posts: 17,978
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As ADG pointed out, I'm not sure the Driver's License is meaningful in Italy. I've been there and witnessed the same thing. They make my driving look boring & overcautious.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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May 8, 2003, 15:34
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Emperor
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mu Mu Land
Posts: 6,570
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1) Buy three hundred Bananas and put them in the bath tub, and squishy
2) Get a prostitute
3) Burn it, literaly, as some kind of protest
4) Buy as many copies of "The Catcher in the Rye" as you can... You know, cause you can never have to many, and girls dig it.
5) Join Amway (I'll sign you up)
6) Wad it up into a big wad and shove it down your pants... Why not?
heh, just got me thinking
"How much for some ribs?"
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May 8, 2003, 18:27
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Local Time: 12:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Skanky Father
Posts: 16,530
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Get broadband, and finally experience 'poly loading fast.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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May 8, 2003, 18:29
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Settler
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by ADG
Drivers license? You mean you can get such one in Italy? I have been there a few times, and I have yet to see an Italian who doesn't drive like some insane maniac
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They even managed to scare me, and I'm a Greek driver.
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May 8, 2003, 18:32
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Emperor
Local Time: 18:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 4,412
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I want to be a financial planner. Send it all to me and I will invest it for you. Promise. If you fail to get any returns, you can, I dunno, ravish me ruthlessly in a night of passion.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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May 8, 2003, 19:05
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King
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 2,247
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Get DSL (and mediocre PC if you don't have one), come to Helsinki in June.
Save the rest.
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May 8, 2003, 20:52
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Emperor
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Posts: 4,037
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Buy first 100 issues of Alan Ford and educate yourself, illiterate Italian
You'll thank me for it
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May 8, 2003, 21:41
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King
Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Halloween town
Posts: 2,969
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Clothes. I dont know how much is that in dollars, Id spend half of it on stylish clothes and half of it on nice dates.
Put some money on your date. More money put into the date, the more quality experience you'll get. (after all if the girl is having fun = you'll have fun)
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:-p
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May 8, 2003, 21:44
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Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ACK!! PPHHHHTTBBBTTTT!!!
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Originally posted by Japher
"How much for some ribs?"
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2 dollars.
Driver's License and phone bill.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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May 8, 2003, 21:47
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Deity
Local Time: 17:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 12,628
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Save it man. I take it you are young. You have to have savings in this day.
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Obedience unlocks understanding. - Rick Warren
1 John 2:3 - ... we know Christ if we obey his commandments. (GWT)
John 14:6 - Jesus said to him, "I am ... the truth." (NKJV)
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May 8, 2003, 21:55
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Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ACK!! PPHHHHTTBBBTTTT!!!
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Or you could send it to me, and I'll put it all on the Texas lottery.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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May 8, 2003, 22:18
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Prince
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pride Park,Derby
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SAVE Money at his age!?!?! Are you guys Insane?
You dont want to ***** about saving money when you're young, you want spend every last you have having a good time and making the memories. Driving lessons are a good cause i must admit, but I'd spend a bit on a Holiday, even if it's just a few days in Rome or summat.
Cheers
Matt
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Up The Millers
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May 8, 2003, 23:21
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King
Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Halloween town
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nah some new clothes first. First you gotta look good before you go out and have fun
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:-p
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May 8, 2003, 23:25
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King
Local Time: 18:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seattle Washington
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I want to be a financial planner. Send it all to me and I will invest it for you. Promise. If you fail to get any returns, you can, I dunno, ravish me ruthlessly in a night of passion.
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DAMNIT! Boris took my idea! well at least i have a tongue ring
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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May 8, 2003, 23:27
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King
Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Halloween town
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Originally posted by MRT144
DAMNIT! Boris took my idea! well at least i have a tongue ring
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if ur a guy im not interested.
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:-p
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May 8, 2003, 23:27
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Emperor
Local Time: 17:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Batallón de San Patricio, United States of America
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Do and buy some nice things for yourself
Do and buy some nice things for your family
Do and buy some nice things for your friends
Invest some of it
And give the rest to charity
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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May 8, 2003, 23:28
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King
Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
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Location: Halloween town
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
And give the rest to charity
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wouldnt treating a pretty ladies out to dinner count as charity? I certainly think so.
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May 8, 2003, 23:29
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King
Local Time: 18:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seattle Washington
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Originally posted by Calc II
if ur a guy im not interested.
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but datajack might be
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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May 8, 2003, 23:32
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Emperor
Local Time: 17:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Batallón de San Patricio, United States of America
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Originally posted by Calc II
wouldnt treating a pretty ladies out to dinner count as charity? I certainly think so.
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I think so!
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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May 9, 2003, 04:39
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Emperor
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH BIO-CHEMICAL WEAPONS
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hi ,
buy an X-raid server for Mark and Dan
and buy a mac for you
have a nice day
write 1000 cards wishing kids in the hospitals a nice day
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May 9, 2003, 05:12
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Deity
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Originally posted by panag
and buy a mac for you
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Why should he waste his money
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