May 12, 2003, 21:37
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Let's role-play!
I'm Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot, a level 24 Rocketman with +10 Fisting.
*Zim-Zam walks into the Apolyton coffeeshop*
"I'm looking for Colonel OshKosh! He shall pay for what he did to my trouser love machine!"
*Zim-Zam weeps uncontrollably*
"Damn you, Colonel OshKosh! Damn you to hell!"
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May 12, 2003, 21:48
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Shall I direct you to the coffeeshop, mighty zam zam rocketman?
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May 12, 2003, 21:50
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henceuntothereforth,
Loin is bugging out again.
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May 12, 2003, 21:50
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What character are you playing? I need a sidekick on this quest. Or, you could be a mini-boss, or perhaps a busty maiden (who will doubtless be a casualty of war  ).
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May 12, 2003, 21:52
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Loinburger:
I'm going to be leaving for the next few days, so I give permission for you to use me as a busty maiden.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
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May 12, 2003, 21:53
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Originally posted by loinburger
What character are you playing? I need a sidekick on this quest. Or, you could be a mini-boss, or perhaps a busty maiden (who will doubtless be a casualty of war ).
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I'll be the sidekick, Paddy McStinkyfinger.
 ACK!
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May 12, 2003, 21:53
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Wutang!
*Zim-Zam marvels at the random maiden's busty bust*
*An ill feeling overcomes Zim-Zam...*
"Hey, you've got an awfully, erm, masculine jaw, Busty Maiden..."
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May 12, 2003, 21:56
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Loiny sure has a thing about fisting.
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May 12, 2003, 21:58
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Loiny sure has a thing about fisting.
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Funniest pr0n there is!
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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May 12, 2003, 21:58
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*Zim-Zam eyes Oerdin the Not-So-Busty Maiden with a suspicious eye*
"Hey Paddy, let's burn us a witch, eh what? I'll bet she's in league with Colonel OshKosh, and that Man-Maiden! Damn them both!"
*Zim-Zam lets one rip*
"Whoo, don't nobody light a match in here! Yeck!"
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May 12, 2003, 22:00
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*Paddy , of course, is lighting a cigar.*
WHAT?
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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May 12, 2003, 22:00
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*Duke Hercules Ironfist marches into the coffee-shop*
- Snively! What goes on?
*Snively, the sickening little lackey with no brains at all, responds in a croak*
Well, I don't know, Your Grace. It looks like something that makes very little sense to me, least ways.
- Why, Snively, nothing makes since to you, you have absolutely no brains at all.
Gee, I forgot.
(to Zam Zam Rocketman, poking him in the nostril with a gigantic pistol)
- What the heck are you up to?
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May 12, 2003, 22:04
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*the coffeeshop is engulfed by a raging inferno, thanks to the combination of Zim-Zam's flatulance and Paddy's nicotine addiction*
"I'll save us, Paddy! We'll let this androgoneous creatures roast in their own grease!"
*Zim-Zam takes off in his rocket-pack, and uses his telekinetic powers, which I forgot to mention before, to levitate Paddy behind him*
"You just better hope that those beans have finally made their way through me, Paddy..."
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May 12, 2003, 22:05
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I am Farnsworth Von FishyLiche.
"Verily, the busty maidens here doth repel me!"
*Farnsworth salivates*
"Hmmm, I Verily smell some meat roasting."
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May 12, 2003, 22:07
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Now, this is very uncivil. This raging inferno must be put out at once. Burning alive in convulsive agony is not something I will tolerate.
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May 12, 2003, 22:09
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Cabbages.
(the Duke huffs huffily in a huff as he departs from the coffeeshop with the brainless flunky in pursuit)
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May 12, 2003, 22:11
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*Zim-Zam spits on the ashes of the tavern, in that way that only really cool anti-heroes like Clint Eastwood can convincingly pull off*
*Zim-Zam notes that the semi-busty possibly-maidens are still alive*
"Hah, I knew it! Witches! Doubtless vampire doppleganger ghost dragon love trousers created by the vile machinations of Colonel OshKosh!"
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May 12, 2003, 22:14
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"But they are still good, right?"
*Fansworth continues to level his licking skill*
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May 12, 2003, 22:17
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*Paddy sniffs finger*
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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May 12, 2003, 22:17
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*Zim-Zam looks questioningly at Farnesworth*
"Well, I suppose that it's all the same if you keep your eyes closed..."
*Zim-Zam shudders*
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May 12, 2003, 22:19
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Will Fisty McFecal be making a guest appearance? 
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May 12, 2003, 22:21
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It is possible, he's just been banned at the Battle Arena. 
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May 12, 2003, 22:21
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*Suddenly, the real Clint Eastwood walks in*
*Weird spaghetti-western-type music plays*
"Aaaaaah! Wowwwww woooowwwww wwwwow! Aaaaaaaaah! Wow wow wow! *crash, bang* Aaaaaaah, Wow Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow! *blam, whack* Aaaaaaaah! *huhh huhh* Wow wow wow!"
(And it continues for a few minutes until the words 'The Good' appear in cursive above Clint's head)
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May 12, 2003, 22:33
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Why must you make me a man Zam-zam rocketman?
Can't you look at me just the way I am?
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May 12, 2003, 22:44
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"Quiet, random busty maiden. I'm not finished with you yet! Verily!"
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May 12, 2003, 22:46
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"Oh, busty maiidddeeennn, smell my finger"
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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May 12, 2003, 23:05
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Lord NotNiceman, a level 54 Doomguy of Doom, approaches Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot. "Your time has come", he exclaims, "I will now slay you with my +2413 Godslayer Sword of Extra Death!
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May 12, 2003, 23:14
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*Zim-Zam laughs in the face of the Doomguy*
"A Godslayer sword, eh? Good thing I've got +20 Atheism! Bwahahahah!"
*Zim-Zam farts in the general direction of Doomguy*
"Let the ass-wrappage commence, Doomguy!"
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May 12, 2003, 23:17
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Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.
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May 13, 2003, 00:06
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Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.
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pffft. 94 zon pops a guided lycander up yar ass. 
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