PRAVDA - Page 3

Vev · May 21, 2003, 21:18

Making public awareness message saying that Nerve Stapling is 100% safe and is acceptable form of personal persuasion?

Frankychan · May 21, 2003, 21:52

Comrade Vev is good for Hive morale!

Nice idea's.

Vev · May 21, 2003, 22:41

9.9 out of 10 people prefer Nerve stapling than being ~~executed~~ recycled ~~although 0.1 prefers punishment sphere~~

Octavian X · May 21, 2003, 23:12

The latest news release from the Ministry of Peace:

The glorious forces of The Hive’s Ministry of Peace continue their exploration of Planet. They continue to seek out contact with our brother factions so that we may ~~annhilate them~~ ~~forcibly show them the ways of the Hive~~ make fruitful peace with them.

The latest reports indicate that the colony pods of Miriam Godwinson were ~~destroyed immediately upon contact, with all survivors of the crash executed~~ found, though, sadly, all aboard had died

-Comrade Octavian X
Director of Joint Communications

Googlie · May 21, 2003, 23:54

Quote:

The latest reports indicate that the colony pods of Miriam Godwinson were found, though, sadly, all aboard had died

Au contraire, OX - My instrument of righteousness has not only landed safely, but she has established six bases now, as my servants procreate in the name of salvation

Be thankful that they are not sharing your continent ..........oh, wait, you're the Hive ..........

My condolences

G

GLIE

Gnool · May 22, 2003, 02:54

Entertainment News: The wildly popular Marxist musicians Rage Against The Chagrin will be doing a Human Hive-wide tour, performing songs from their latest album, Grenades of Funk! Look out for their hit singles Calm Like A Planet Buster, Know Your Enema, Re-educating In The Name Of, The Ghost Of Sheng-Ji, and many more! Free to everyone, and everyone can come as long as you haven't been scheduled to work when they've been scheduled to play.

Further evidence that nerve stapling is not harmful: in the month of Gloriousproleteriatrevolution there will be an abstract art exhibition showing the work of nerve-stapled re-educants! I've seen it myself and being a coinesseur(sp?) of abstract art I must say it's like nothing I've ever seen before.

We know that occasionally for reasons unknown our youth aren't interested in politics and the glory that is socialism, so the ministry of information has commissioned a series of books to ~~indoctrinate~~ strimulate the interests of our youth. If you are a parent, you will check out these books when we deliver them to you: Harry Potter and the People's Glorious Proleteriat Revolution, Harry Potter and the Reeducation of the Free Marketeering Heretic, Harry Potter and the Monolith of Socialist Enlightenment, Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Dissident-Recycling Tanks Incident, Harry Potter and the Vision of Glorious Communist Utopia, Harry Potter and the Revelation of Mao.

Voltaire · May 22, 2003, 03:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Googlie
Benevolence? A blind eye to Atrocities?

The Hive kindly accepts your generous offer.

Jamski · May 22, 2003, 08:27

I assume Rage Against The Chagrin will be covering Bob Dylan's "Subterranian Homesick Blues" as well

I'll try to get a PRAVDA out today after the turnchat - so about 1900 GMT Everything will be included, so get those last-minute submissions here.

SUBMIT TO ME !

-Jam

Jamski · May 22, 2003, 18:44

Fourth SPECIAL EDITION is up. Get it here

Remember the Crimson Guard know if you've read it or not

-Jam

Gnool · May 25, 2003, 08:51

Great work on the new issue

All those capitalist fools speaking in binary brings me grief though.

Jamski · May 25, 2003, 08:52

You know a Hive team effort has cracked the binary code though...

-Jam

Jamski · May 25, 2003, 21:27

IMPORTANT - do we mention óur second base in PRAVDA?

-Jam

Haon · May 25, 2003, 21:30

I say we adpt an isolationaist policy about the exact nature of the iner workings of the Empire, let them find out we have a seond base, we dont want ot help then gague our strenght yet.

Frankychan · May 26, 2003, 04:53

Comrade Jamski....I think we should keep that information private for the sake of security for our glorious territory. The more we keep secret about ourselves, the better off we will be in the long run.

Jamski · May 26, 2003, 08:44

COLONY POD DESTROYED BY MINDWORMS
National Day of Mourning

Something like that, eh?

-Jam

Jamski · May 26, 2003, 09:08

OK - I want to make a PRAVDA today. Does ANYONE have any articles to submit????? PLEASE

-Jam

Googlie · May 26, 2003, 09:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
COLONY POD DESTROYED BY MINDWORMS

LOL - that would have the others gloating

The Long March interrupted - the epic tale of a Colony Pod and its Scout escort, brutally savaged by maurauding mindworms.

(then retract it a couple of issues later, saying that "the source was misinformed - left the scene early" - they'd never know what to believe after that)

G.

Jamski · May 26, 2003, 09:34

Well, if I have divine approval then so shall it be

-Jam

Micha · May 26, 2003, 12:40

Ministry of Information approves that idea!
A confused leadership is the first step on the long way of destruction...

Octavian X · May 26, 2003, 18:54

Well, I was going to write an article about this. If you're planning on publishing soon, feel free to use my idea for an interview with a regular Hivian soldier, with approiate use of a hand-held mind stappler...

Vev · May 26, 2003, 19:31

More Misinformation

The Hive Discovers New Transport Technology

The glorious hive scientists and engineers have developed a practical all-terrain vehicular using the limited resources available on Chiron. Chief researcher of the mechanical division said, "The idea of making a rover is nothing new as humans have been making automobiles for hundreds of years. The main problem is the lack of available fuel for the vehicle. We had to redesign the engine to make it highly efficient and robust, capable for extended travel ~~and travelling to other factions and laying waste on them~~. "

Frankychan · May 26, 2003, 20:19

I agree that giving out that information would help out our faction a great deal. Our glorious factioin may be the laughing stock on Planet, but once they find out our true might, it will be a different story.

Seeing as how I've been on other duties, I'm afraid my contributions to PRAVDA are lacking until I play catchup.

Gnool · May 27, 2003, 04:57

Vev · May 27, 2003, 06:54

Is there blue and green hair Japanese Hive Manga people?

Jamski · May 27, 2003, 08:23

OK folks, we have pod eaten by mindworms, national tragedy, invention of the rover, Gnool's cartoon (which I hope is the first of many) Is that all

OK, I'll get PRAVDAing.

Vev : Yes there is.

-Jam

Haon · May 27, 2003, 09:02

WAIT!!! DONT FORGET MY ANTHEM!!!
Give me a sec to post in this thread!

Haon · May 27, 2003, 09:06

The Glorious National Anthem of The Human Hive

Strength in our Power
The Hive marches onward
The Hives' in her prime
And this shall never end!
The Hive and her People
Shall live in Perfection
The Dream of our Fathers
Alive in the Stars...

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

Our trip was for nothing
Till Yang came to lead us
and Bright Chiron gleaming
alone, called for us!
Then Voltaire The Leader
Made brought us down from 'bove
And so began the new journey
For all human kind

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

*extra verses for official bigger state events*

The fight of The Future
Is now and forever
For this is our true home, and so shall remain!
Our time is at hand
When all other Factions
and all of there people shall sing in our praise!

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

The fight of The Future
Is now and forever
For this is our true home, and so shall remain!
Our time is at hand
When all other Factions
and all of the people shall sing in our praise!

Votaire! Our Father for us and the land
Truth, Built by his mighty hand
Long shall the Hive live for all to be inspired
True, to our forces and Leader.
The true Blue-Black banner shall fly higher.
Rising forever, as History unfolds.

*Hovertanks charge out from the background in a huge drum roll, needle jets fly over head, and a Planet Busters get fired from their silos*