PRAVDA - Page 7

Snowflake · June 12, 2003, 00:27

Votes for Comrade Claire Forlani's smile.

Vev · June 12, 2003, 02:29

Is issue 7 coming or do we need more normal articles?

Jamski · June 12, 2003, 04:01

mmmmm - Claire Forlani.........

What? *wakes up* Oh, next issue of PRAVDA. Should I do it now, or wait for all the fuss and madness to die down in the main forum?

Could do with one or two more normal articles, but I can always fill it with potato waffles.

-Jam

Octavian X · June 12, 2003, 04:11

Mmmm... Potato waffles...

Jamski · June 12, 2003, 04:40

I'm working on it NOW, so HURRY if you have anything else.

-Jam

Static Universe · June 12, 2003, 05:01

How's this one?

Jamski · June 12, 2003, 05:04

Just in time.

-Jam

Jamski · June 12, 2003, 05:36

NEW PRAVDA is HERE

-Jam

Static Universe · June 12, 2003, 06:02

This is the best issue yet. We have the best newspaper.

Jamski · June 12, 2003, 06:42

YOU have the best avatar on 'poly

-Jam

Static Universe · June 12, 2003, 06:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
YOU have the best avatar on 'poly

-Jam

Normally I disdain "babe" avatars as tasteless, but this was so tasty.

Gnool · June 12, 2003, 07:38

nice

Glorious as usual.

Jamski · June 12, 2003, 10:11

Thanks to your cartoons, naturally, Comrade Gnool

-Jam

Snowflake · June 12, 2003, 11:20

It only gets better and better. I'm now worried that the price of paper would be hiked too high because too many copies of Pravada would be demanded.

Nubclear · June 12, 2003, 17:44

LONG LIVE THE HIVE!!! LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS COMRADE BUMP!!!!

Vev · June 12, 2003, 19:55

Hive Smiles Ahead

A recent smiling competition within the Hive have uncovered a wealth of good smiles. The clean white teeth and healthy gums have been largely attributed to the unique ingredients found in xenodoughnut currently on special offer from Comrade Octavian X. Comrade Claire Forlani agrees too with the healing properties of xenodoughnuts, along with the rest of Pravda staff ~~although for reasons not related to this article~~. Hive citizens are encouraged to smile for the happiness and well-being for themselves and others ~~or volunteer as a target stand holder for the next Olympics~~.

Vev · June 12, 2003, 23:06

Feedback for improvement is appreciated.

Rokossovky · June 13, 2003, 00:22

Here is another Comrade Claire poster for PRAVDA.

- Rokossovky

Voltaire · June 13, 2003, 00:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Rokossovky
Here is another Comrade Claire poster for PRAVDA.

- Rokossovky

The Hive LOVES Comrade Claire!

Vev · June 13, 2003, 00:54

Imagine to Claire's surprise she is a posterchild for Communisim.

Voltaire · June 13, 2003, 01:18

At this rate we'll need more frequent issues of PRAVDA just to fit in Comrade Claire.

Also, I propose that we have a PRAVDA Swimsuit Edition.

Vev · June 13, 2003, 01:42

Is that an executive order?

Voltaire · June 13, 2003, 01:48

Nerve-stapling Libertarians in the Park

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're nerve-stapling libertarians in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
Claire Forlani and me,
As we nerve-staple the libertarians in the park.

When they see us coming, the capitalists all try an' hide,
But they still go for credits when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're nerve-stapling libertarians in the park.

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the UN Human Rights Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a capitalist pig-dog.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll nerve-staple the libertarians in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a revisionist or two,
While we're nerve-stapling libertarians in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We inflict to a Randist .
(It just takes a twist!)
To nerve-staple a libertarian in the park.

Voltaire · June 13, 2003, 01:50

Quote:

Originally posted by Vev
Is that an executive order?

Why not.

Gnool · June 13, 2003, 01:57

lol that's a pretty gnarly idea. After a while (when lots of cartoons have been made) we could make a Hive comic book, with the glorious strips made by myself and Comrades Vev and Tassadar (and anyone else who happens to make one between now and then)