May 14, 2003, 11:14
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Caption this.
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May 14, 2003, 11:16
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Emperor
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"Come on, pick one! Last chance, heads or tails?"
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May 14, 2003, 11:20
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Deity
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Location: Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
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I'm a doctor Jim, not a trekkie!
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I'm not profane, I type the stars.
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May 14, 2003, 11:24
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Deity
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It's ok, paiktis.
I'll have that tooth fixed in no time.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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May 14, 2003, 11:25
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"Don't worry, fisting actually feels nice"
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May 14, 2003, 11:35
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Just another peon
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This will teach you not to wear the same geeky tee shirt as me again.
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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May 14, 2003, 12:00
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May 14, 2003, 12:05
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"OKAY, OKAY, I promise!!! No more Hostess Dingdongs, doctor! I swear!"
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Tutto nel mondo č burla
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May 14, 2003, 12:10
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with Australian accent:
"Oh it's a feisty one! Look at this beautiful creature! It's a young male, so it fights me. Now what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna sneak behind him, and put my thumb up in his ....."
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 14, 2003, 12:31
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Emperor
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"OKAY, OKAY, I promise!!! No more Hostess Dingdongs, doctor! I swear!"
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It's a good thing you specified which DingDongs 
Pekka: 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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May 14, 2003, 12:38
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Deity
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"I'll pull that gerbal out for sure this time!"
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 14, 2003, 13:18
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King
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"I'll pull that gerbal out for sure this time!"
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thats what the guy with a labcoat said:
the man said:
I think my stomach raptured when you tried to get the gerbil out the first time.
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:-p
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May 14, 2003, 13:43
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Emperor
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"NOW will you learn not to say I look like Stewart Spink?"
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May 14, 2003, 13:52
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Prince
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"dr Smith and dr Stubbings give the class a demonstration of an "old school" abortion technique"
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CSPA
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May 14, 2003, 19:13
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"You made me soooo mad, I almost gave you the finger!"
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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May 15, 2003, 02:14
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Emperor
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Black shirt in high-pitched voice: "Toucha toucha toucha touch me!"
White shirt in a deep scruffy voice: "I want to be diiirty."
Black: "Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me!"
White: "Creature of the night."
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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May 15, 2003, 02:22
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King
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"MY momma?! YOUR momma!"
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Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
***** Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" - Dis
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May 15, 2003, 04:06
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King
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"Now look what you've done! Now drop your pants, and gimme back my middle finger!!!"
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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May 15, 2003, 04:11
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Emperor
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"Are you another alien scientist, and did you just give me an anal probe?"
"Err... umm.. yes, yes I am. Now shut up and keep your eyes closed!"
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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