May 14, 2003, 20:08
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How on earth can you possibly not mind walking out of the doctor's office with half a bottle of lube up your ass and knowing a man's hand was just up there?
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Uh, Oerdin, what doctor have you been going to... cause that is just wrong  
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May 14, 2003, 20:13
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Wait Japher. Just you wait. One day you'll pop into the doctor's office for a check up and before you know it your pants will be around your anckles and you'll be turning your head and coughing too. 
On second thought maybe the tongue smilie wasn't the best one to use...
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May 14, 2003, 20:16
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I have never had them shove their hand up my ass for that test... or a tongue
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May 14, 2003, 20:19
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Wait Japher. Just you wait. One day you'll pop into the doctor's office for a check up and before you know it your pants will be around your anckles and you'll be turning your head and coughing too.
On second thought maybe the tongue smilie wasn't the best one to use...
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That is not the "trun your head and cough exam" That is a prostate exam.
Two entirely different tests
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May 14, 2003, 20:20
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Originally posted by Tuberski
That is not the "trun your head and cough exam" That is a prostate exam.
Two entirely different tests
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Opps, your right. They grab your balls for the turn your head exam. I must be going senile. 
(Tomorrow is my 27th B-day)
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May 14, 2003, 20:22
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Opps, your right. They grab your balls for the turn your head exam. I must be going senile.
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Going????
I've had both btw, the prostate check does suck, since you can't wash that crap out with an SOS pad.
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May 14, 2003, 20:41
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At least I had the good sense to fart on the bastard while his hand was up there.
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May 14, 2003, 20:44
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That's how they check your prostate? Blech. **** it, I'll just let my cancer go undiagnosed.
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May 14, 2003, 20:45
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Originally posted by loinburger
That's how they check your prostate? Blech. **** it, I'll just let my cancer go undiagnosed.
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They also have a blood test, the PSA, I believe.
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May 14, 2003, 21:15
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uh...wash
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