February 26, 2004, 16:53
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Is there a regular schedule to these?
If so, when?
If not, when will be the next one that I may formulate some sort of entry...
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February 26, 2004, 17:03
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Hi UnOrthOdOx!
I am current editor by I am sure I will accept all your contributions.
This issue is almost ready to be published.
Just PM or post here stuff you wrote and any questions and I will be happy to help you.
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February 26, 2004, 17:08
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Probably won't have a chance to sit and type anything good till this weekend.
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February 26, 2004, 17:12
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No need - this Issue is in work for two weeks. Just tell me what would you want to type about?
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February 26, 2004, 17:17
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Super special secret Haiku submission:
Consciousness
Seperate, asleep;
Minds brought together awake,
Forming Consciousness.
What to write about?
Oh, I'm best left to freelance most often. I am putting the days of a set topic behind me. No offense.
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February 26, 2004, 17:28
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happy to include any of it
Anyway, is there any more objections to 7.0 so that I can finally finish it and post it?
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February 26, 2004, 17:40
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If you ever want to make fun of WIA, I have a...compromising...picture of him and a sheep...
(no WIA, I'm never going to get rid of that pic. It'll haunt you forever!)
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February 26, 2004, 17:44
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???
We shouldnt make fun of our own members.
Still waiting for allclear signal.
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February 26, 2004, 17:53
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http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...threadid=81568
Lighthearted, mind you...but then, apparantly that's not our style. So be it.
Anyway. It looks good to me. I'll get together something allot more in depth for the next one.
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February 26, 2004, 17:59
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If we combine our powers - we will produce a bigger 3D. Then Hive will be forced to read it instead of thinking new ways to exterminate our species.
STILL WAITING FOR GOVERNMENT APPROVAL!
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February 26, 2004, 19:40
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Originally posted by obstructor
STILL WAITING FOR GOVERNMENT APPROVAL!
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You are the government.
Btw, since we're now running FM, how about including the previously suggested advertisement in the next 3D?
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February 28, 2004, 16:41
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Hm.
I have an idea for a story. Will likely be in parts, though.
Maybe we could put one part in each edition for a little while. I'm thinking maybe 5 parts to it right now as it tumbles around in my brain...
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February 29, 2004, 13:59
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Originally posted by Maniac
You are the government. 
Btw, since we're now running FM, how about including the previously suggested advertisement in the next 3D?
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OK.
Btw still need approval from External Function regarding the relations. Do not want to accidentally cause a world war.
When you said that I am government you said it like I was the whole government. That means that you are just one of my DLs.
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February 29, 2004, 17:38
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Originally posted by obstructor
Btw still need approval from External Function regarding the relations. Do not want to accidentally cause a world war.
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Yes, I almost thought we would get on when you nerve-stapled both ambassadors
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February 29, 2004, 17:43
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I could have nervestapled Chairman too...
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February 29, 2004, 18:17
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Originally posted by obstructor
I could have nervestapled Chairman too...
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/me is  for a moment

No, you couldn't have, He is safely far away somewhere in a Hive Office Pit.
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February 29, 2004, 18:20
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Well, they said themselves.. "Chairman has mysteriously dissapeared " in new PRAVDA
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February 29, 2004, 18:28
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Originally posted by obstructor
Well, they said themselves.. "Chairman has mysteriously dissapeared " in new PRAVDA
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 Remember that for the next 3D Issue, should make great copy...
Perhaps something with PEACE governing members seeking refuge in Hive and are really fakes (Santiago's spartan commando's popping up again, like in the section 'search of Colonel Santiago' that started in the early days of 3D).
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February 29, 2004, 18:34
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Hey! How did youm know what I am thinking? Youa re.. oh yea, telepathic link.
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March 4, 2004, 11:39
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Obstructor, how about making a proud announcement about a full colony pod of PEACE citizens defecting to our side with some blahblah of how bad PEACE leadership is for their civilians ATM?
I don't have time for such a thing now, so I prefer to lay it in your capable editor hands...
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March 4, 2004, 15:58
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I will start work on 8.0 in Saturday
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March 4, 2004, 17:56
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March 4, 2004, 18:55
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Originally posted by obstructor
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Oh, this news is not ment for a whole new issue, just make something short as for 7.1 or something.
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March 12, 2004, 17:34
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Digital Data Download Special Newsflash
Since Hive destroyed our CP, I am building this template which hopefully will not have to be used.
Hive slaughters ten thousand CPU civilians in an unprovoked attack and without official declaration of war! CPU Government declares war on Hive after they refuse to make amends!
Innocent CPU civilians brutally murdered and stacked up by Hive soldiers!

ATTENTION ALL CPU CITIZENS- This is a level 10 Priority Declaration of the Cybernetic Planetary Union!
As of date 2159.1503, the Cybernetic Planetary Union is formally and officially in a state of war with the faction called The Hive. All military units have been alerted and forces set to red alert. We will defend against this act of agression and crush our enemy, until they do not pose a threat never again. All Hive citizens shall be liberated and intriduced into the most democratic system on planet, finally tasting freedom, after enduring generations in slavery. All factions that will military support Hive in this war shall be considered enemies of Hive too.
List of Hive transgessions:
1. Commiting a genocide against CPU.
2. Conducting an act of war (genocide) without formal declaration.
3. Falsly accusing CPU of atrocities.
4. Spreading lies about CPU.
5. Oppresing its own people under Police State.
6. Not worshipping our Lord God, Tassadar.
7. Nervestapling children.
8. Feeding its own people to mindworms.
9. Using Planetary Council as disguise for their sneak attack.
10. Being a highly irrational and emotional set of Fullhumans who cling to emotions out of archaic evolutionary tendencies, in spite of the glorious example set by the Consciousness.
11. Using PEACE issue for their own purposes while behaving highly hypocritical.
Cybernetic algorithms predict a 96.33% probability of victory over Hive aggresion forces.
Ten thousand people butchered by Hive!
In an completely unprovoked attack, Hive has brutally murdered every single member of the Colony pod on unnamed island. Even then we tried diplomatic channels to avoid war, demanding amends for slaughtered civilians, and resigning the pact with Hive as show of good will. However they have refused, thus proving they are planing to invade CPU. The colony pod which has just recently joined CPU, was completely unarmed and posed no threat, but this wasn`t important for Hiverian murderors. They just killed everyone of them!
Hiverian ambassador explained this atrocity with a poor lie:
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Dear Function Maniac,
I was notified that the colony pod your captured is determined to be affected by an unknown planet virus that may be deadly and highly contagious. The Hive coastal guard had to take it out because it posed great potential threat to the Hive's security.
Comrade HongHu
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So innocent civilians posed a threat to Hive, stranded and unarmed on island? Infected by unknown virus that may be dangerous and contagious? Yet we received no such report of facts to conclude that. Hive isn`t even trying to explain this atrocity, not to make amends. Comrade HongHu even showed it`s hypocricy, as she overseed murder of 10 000 people for whom she claimed not long ago that they were murdered by CPU soldiers, while they were simply convinced to join us.
to conclude:
WE ARE THE CPU
PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED
LOWER YOUR DEFENCES, AND SURRENDER YOUR UNITS
WE WILL ADD YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL AND INDUSTRIAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN
YOUR LIFE, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS OVER
FROM THIS TIME FORWARD YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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March 12, 2004, 17:54
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A little more emphasis on the innocent... add assisted murder in there, for them helping out PEACE.
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March 12, 2004, 18:07
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How about referring to HongHu's hypocricy? She accused us of murder of the CP when she didn't yet know we had just mind controlled it.
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March 12, 2004, 18:09
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March 12, 2004, 18:19
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And perhaps, just perhaps, making it our cause to free Hive people from the abundance of government revolutions -and bickering of their 'leaders'
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March 12, 2004, 18:23
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Wouldn`t anouncing it alert the Drones? Nevermind, they will go to war with us anyway if they want to.
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March 12, 2004, 18:45
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Done. I will check it tommorow. Hopefully we will get a positive response from Hive.
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