Deck of Weasels

Ned · May 15, 2003, 20:07

I just got this ad in my e-mail for a Deck of Weasels. Here is a link to their web site.

http://www.newsmax.com/weasels/162.shtml

The Ace of Spades is none other than French Prime Minister Chirac, Saddam Hussein’s partner in crime of 30 years, and includes his most infamous quote: “Our position is no matter what the circumstances, France will vote 'no.'” The Washington Times’ new revelation that France helped Saddam’s top goons escape shows just how relevant and useful this deck is.

The Deck of Weasels also includes many other notables, weasels such as NAFTA “partners” Vicente Fox of Mexico and Jean Chretien of Canada, and others in our own Senate such as Teddy Kennedy and Robert “KKK” Byrd.

The Deck of Weasels is a who’s who of celebrity weasels: Martin Sheen, Jane Fonda, Janeane Garofalo, Sean Penn, George Clooney, Susan Sarandon and more.

The Deck of Weasels is not only great fun, it’s also educational. Check out the cards and learn:

which rock star raged: “We [expletive] deserve to get bombed. … Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!"

which Hollywood has-been whined: “This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House (you call them ‘hawks,’ but I would never disparage such a fine bird) have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist."

which movie star ranted: “I believe he [President Bush] thinks this is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We can't beat anyone anymore"

the shocking pro-Saddam comment that escaped the lips of the self-styled sweetheart of morning TV “news” (and she refuses to retract her statement!).

why three U.S. senators and eight U.S. congressmen made the cut.

which prominent American political figure lied: “Far from being a threat to the United States, or any other people, Iraq has been a victim of U.S. aggression for 12 years.”

the identity of the congressman, given a pass by most of the media, who disparaged U.S. troops in Iraq as baby killers.

which congressman blamed Operation Iraqi Freedom on the Jews.

why Carter and Jackson became the infamous jokers they are – one a disastrous former president who continues to damage his country and the other a failed president wannabe compelled to poke his greedy fingers into every pie.

GePap · May 15, 2003, 20:11

Man, they aren't even original.

Oerdin · May 15, 2003, 20:12

Nice.

SlowwHand · May 15, 2003, 20:39

Is RAH the joker ?

Ned · May 15, 2003, 20:57

Can anyone identify who said what?

Who said, "We [expletive] deserve to get bombed. … Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!"

Oerdin · May 15, 2003, 21:00

Nah, I haven't bothered listening to anything anyone from Holiwood says for years.

SlowwHand · May 15, 2003, 21:04

I remember the statement, Ned.

I hate to say it and be wrong, but I think it was David.

Ned · May 15, 2003, 21:12

David is a rock star?

Tuberski · May 15, 2003, 21:13

I thought this was about the Texas Democrat deck of cards.

ACK!

Spiffor · May 15, 2003, 21:14

Jacques Chirac is the French president (directly elected as a person by the people - including lyself much to my dismay).

The French Prime Minister is Jean Pierre Raffarin (nominated by Jacques Chirac - has to be backed by the National Assembly)

And I fail to see how these people are weasels. Actually, I would have thought more reasonable of Chirac to be a hypocrite. He had way too much balls over brains this time (who said the French were cowards ?

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Jaguar · May 15, 2003, 21:19

Chirac isn't a weasel. He's feeble.

SlowwHand · May 15, 2003, 21:19

I was wise-cracking about David Floyd, Ned.

Jaguar · May 15, 2003, 21:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Ned
Can anyone identify who said what?

Who said, "We [expletive] deserve to get bombed. … Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!"

Eddie Veddar?

Urban Ranger · May 16, 2003, 00:22

Deck of weasels? I am not surprised how low would the pro-war faction stoop, considering that their leader, GWB, hasn't shown us any solid evidence about Iraqi NBC weapons, yet. I am getting impatient.

Kuciwalker · May 16, 2003, 00:27

You are? You want to see that they had NBC? That's a bad thing.

Reminds me of a remark by some EU trade minister. I was to the effect of "I hope we find out that GM food actually is a health hazard."

Nubclear · May 16, 2003, 00:30

Quote:

Robert “KKK” Byrd.

Oh........My............GOD!!!!

I think that title more appropriately belongs to (remember him?)

TRENT LOTT

I've said it many times and Ill say it again: Look before you leap, think before you speak

Nubclear · May 16, 2003, 00:33

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
You are? You want to see that they had NBC? That's a bad thing.

I do. Considering Iraq was such a big threat, I want to see exactly how big of a threat they were.

Kuciwalker · May 16, 2003, 00:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Tassadar5000

I do. Considering Iraq was such a big threat, I want to see exactly how big of a threat they were.

That was a non sequiter. You want to see NBC, you want to see how much NBC there was. Two VERY different ideas.

Urban Ranger · May 16, 2003, 00:36

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
You are? You want to see that they had NBC? That's a bad thing.

Seeing that how W and Blair were frothing at the mouth over UNSCR 1441, if sufficient NBC weapons could not be found in Iraq, both needed to be tried for war crimes.

Shi Huangdi · May 16, 2003, 00:40

Predictablly, the liberals get offended.

Kuciwalker · May 16, 2003, 00:41

War crimes? For what? Precision weapons?

Come on, there was moral justification for the war as well, as much as in Kosovo and other peacekeeping actions.

Urban Ranger · May 16, 2003, 00:48

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
That was a non sequiter. You want to see NBC, you want to see how much NBC there was. Two VERY different ideas.

If the Iraqis destroyed the NBC weapons on their own, it means there was absolutely no reason to invade Iraq.

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
War crimes? For what? Precision weapons?

For starting an unnecessary war resulting in the death of lots of people, massive damage to properties, and loss of priceless artifacts.

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
Come on, there was moral justification for the war as well, as much as in Kosovo and other peacekeeping actions.

A bank robber went into a bank, shot a couple of people and left with money. It's like saying the robber should not be charged with murder just because one of the people he shot turned out to be a terrorist plotting to blow up a builiding.