May 16, 2003, 12:16
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Patriotical Correctness Quiz
http://quizilla.com/users/cyranoVR/q...20Are%20You%3F
"How Patriotically Correct Are You?" - Results:
You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
Aaaw, but I like free market economics.
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May 16, 2003, 12:20
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"You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts. Report to your nearest Department of Homeland Security center for re-education."
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May 16, 2003, 12:24
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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May 16, 2003, 12:41
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I'm with Apolcalypse.
You are an Average American.
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May 16, 2003, 13:01
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
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And it's Josef Stalin. Bah.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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May 16, 2003, 13:04
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Second try.
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You are Vice President **** Cheney. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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May 16, 2003, 13:10
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Guess.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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May 16, 2003, 13:17
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rhetorical question: can non-Americans post here for their +1s?
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May 16, 2003, 13:25
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You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts. Report to your nearest Department of Homeland Security center for re-education.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 16, 2003, 13:27
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Originally posted by Panda
rhetorical question: can non-Americans post here for their +1s?
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Posts don't count in the Off Topic Forum.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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May 16, 2003, 13:29
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The center for re-education should be sub-contracted to Murdoch. He will probably volonteer anyway.
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Statistical anomaly.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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May 16, 2003, 13:29
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Originally posted by Panda
rhetorical question: can non-Americans post here for their +1s?
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You can post here but you won't get a +1. This is the OT buddy.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 16, 2003, 14:05
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You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts. Report to your nearest Department of Homeland Security center for re-education.
Ha... I got the quote and the quoted correct  .
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May 16, 2003, 14:12
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You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts.
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Sava was right!
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May 16, 2003, 14:15
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
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May 16, 2003, 14:16
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average american
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May 16, 2003, 14:20
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Ha... I got the quote and the quoted correct .
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same here.
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:-p
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May 16, 2003, 14:21
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You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts. Report to your nearest Department of Homeland Security center for re-education.
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May 16, 2003, 14:27
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Evil commie traitor ere. Even though I purposefully avoided the too obvious last question.
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May 16, 2003, 14:39
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You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts. Report to your nearest Department of Homeland Security center for re-education.
and then under that was added
By the way:
"Everyone imposes his own system of government as far as his army can reach."
- Joseph Stalin
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May 16, 2003, 14:51
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Bah! it's taking FOREVER to come up with my results. I was totally wrong on the quote, btw, since I've never heard of it before.
Edit: I'm an average American. Whatever.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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May 16, 2003, 15:03
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WTF!?
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
By the way:
"Everyone imposes his own system of government as far as his army can reach."
- Joseph Stalin
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Oh well, at least I got the Stalin quote right.
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May 16, 2003, 15:09
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 @ Shi.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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May 16, 2003, 15:17
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'Nother traitor here
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May 16, 2003, 15:27
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
Sooo, no surprises there then.
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May 16, 2003, 15:29
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Gee, I seem to be a commie traitor.
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May 16, 2003, 15:31
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You are Vice President **** Cheney. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
By the way:
"Everyone imposes his own system of government as far as his army can reach."
- Joseph Stalin
(I got that right.)
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May 16, 2003, 15:50
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
-I completed the quote propperly but misattributed it.
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May 16, 2003, 16:36
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
By the way:
"Everyone imposes his own system of government as far as his army can reach."
- Joseph Stalin
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Apparently commie traitors go to church on Sunday.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
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May 16, 2003, 17:45
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 After spending 10 minutes on "Host contacted. Waiting for reply" quiz finally sent back results and locked up my browser. I have no idea how I rate and won't try again.
 Who could answer any of those questions, anyway? You can't turn on the TV without hitting Law & Order or CSI, there was no "Newspapers are too liberal to bother reading" option, and few churches have service in the afternoon.
[mumbles] Buncha commie fags.
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