May 18, 2003, 14:43
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Womanese
A few different ones..
Do you have a girlfriend?
You are CUTE! Are you on the market?
You are certainly attentive tonight!
Is sex ALL you think about?
Do you love me?
Watch me ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?
I did something you are NOT going to like.
We need to communicate better.
You need to agree with me more.
Smile, nod head, repeat.
I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.
I want HONESTY. No games!
Tell me what I want to hear.
I would rather focus on my career.
Focusing on something as boring and dull as her career is MORE FULFILLING than you’ll ever be.
Do what you want.
You’ll pay for it later.
I don’t remember how much it costs.
I’ll never tell you it cost a fortune.
Let’s paint the room!
You paint the room, I’m going shopping. Oh, and don’t make a mess.
Uh huh
Oh, did you say something? Whatever it was, it must not have been important.
No, take out is fine for dinner.
You cheap bastard!
I want a stable future.
I need to marry a sugar daddy!
You wouldn’t understand.
I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.
My screen name is JennySmalt
I have nothing to hide. There is nothing exciting about me.
My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969
If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.
So why did you and your ex break up?
What is wrong with you?
Post some more.
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May 18, 2003, 16:12
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King
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Do I look fat?
-Im Bored and want to start an Argument
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Stopped waiting for Duke Nukem
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May 18, 2003, 16:13
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Re: Womanese
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Originally posted by Boddington's
My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969
If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.
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And hopefully, neither is she 
Great idea, however
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I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
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Should probably be "As if I'd ever go out with you". Or maybe that's just me 
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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May 18, 2003, 16:17
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Originally posted by Main_Brain
Do I look fat?
-Im Bored and want to start an Argument
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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May 18, 2003, 16:24
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Does this look good on me?
-You've been disappointing in bed recently and this is an attempt to see if you're secretly gay. Anything other than a disinterested grunt will have me shopping for a new manly lover.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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May 18, 2003, 16:26
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Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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May 18, 2003, 16:28
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*snicker*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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May 18, 2003, 16:35
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King
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I like old men, they are sweet
How much money do you have?
Whatever you want
OK, now it's your turn to ask me what I want to do.
Are you angry with me?
Yeah, that's right. I wrecked your damned car.
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May 18, 2003, 17:37
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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May 18, 2003, 17:47
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What if she doesn't want to ruin the friendship and she doesn't tell you about the guys she's sleeping with?
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May 18, 2003, 20:07
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"Lets listen to our radio station"
Translation: Lets listen to my radio station
"Lets go visit our friends"
Translation: Lets go visit my friends
"I don't like the crowd we've been hanging with recently"
Translation: I don't like your friends.
"Honey, can you pick up a pregnancy test?"
Translation: This is a test, an only a test, to see how you react to the thought of me being pregnant, so as to ensure you won't leave me if you do knock me up.
"Honey, I'm pregnant"
Translation: Our lives, as we knew them, have just ended......
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And if Dale DOES choose self exile, then 'poly just lost another one of their star gaming contributors, and that's a pity, since this is still a gaming site.
-=Vel=-
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May 18, 2003, 20:16
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You wouldn’t understand.
I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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May 18, 2003, 20:25
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You PROMISED to spend a quiet evening with ME!
- Boys nights are over forever
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 18, 2003, 20:33
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Manese
Honey I'm going to go play on the computer for a little while
12 hours later...... 
I'm sorry I was wrong and I will try my best to never happen again
I'm not wrong, I'm not sorry and it will probably happen again.
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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May 18, 2003, 20:34
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I'm not wrong, I'm not sorry and it will probably happen again.
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Of course we aren't wrong, we just say it to get what we really want  .
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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May 18, 2003, 20:35
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You just keep driving, I'll look at the map
- We're lost forever
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 18, 2003, 20:36
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King
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I have a headache
Are you busy honey?
What did she say to you then?
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May 18, 2003, 20:37
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Apolyton Legend
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And that would be......... SEX!! **applause for sex**
Ahhh but here's the tricky part.......we let you think you guys are in there but in reality, you wouldn't get in if we didn't open the door. So next time you think you're being slick remember who's really running the show.
If we didn't have panties you wanted into what kind of world would it be?
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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May 18, 2003, 20:39
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Tiamat, don't be so over confident. Remember if no one wants to enter, the house is empty .
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 18, 2003, 20:39
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So next time you think you're being slick remember who's really running the show.
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Prostitutes?
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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May 18, 2003, 22:01
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Prince
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Oh, you mean him? We're just friends
He's much better looking than you are and let's me spend much more than you ever did, so.....
Sigh....
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DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS
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May 18, 2003, 22:10
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King
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what a great opinion of women we have...
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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May 18, 2003, 22:19
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King
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It's not you, it's just me. We can still be friends.
It's you, not me. Don't call me and don't come near me ever again. I'm just saying this to let you down easy without taking away your testicles.
Why no! I'm not taken.
I want to see how much money you spend on me so I know whether or not you're loaded.
Manese:
Wow, we have so much in common!
Lets hook up.
You look stunning
I want to take off your clothes and sex you up.
How was your day?
I have about 5 hours to spare to listen to you talk. (OOOOooooooh!)
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May 18, 2003, 22:22
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Prince
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*from experience..... sigh...*
Girl: There's nothing wrong with you, its me.
Translation: You're a loser cause your car sucks and you got no money. SO C'ya, im gonna start going out with this totally inferior guy, but his dad is a Mexican Drug Lord (so he says ) so that makes him a million times better than you...
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May 18, 2003, 22:24
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Prince
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damn, frankychan beat me to it... but mine is LEGIT!
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May 18, 2003, 22:26
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Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
Wutang!
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May 18, 2003, 22:27
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King
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Originally posted by loinburger
Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
Wutang!
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Theres plenty of monkeys in my trousers. A team full of it.
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:-p
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May 18, 2003, 22:33
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Prince
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GIRL:
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Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
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Response: why yes, this is my monkey Mojo, he likes my pants... you havent met before? .... oh, i see, now i know what you thought it was you sick b*tch.
grrr.... sry for appearing hostile to woman, im upset now, thank you very much thread reminding me of past...
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May 18, 2003, 22:35
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Originally posted by Pekka
You just keep driving, I'll look at the map
- We're lost forever
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Surely, you are exaggerating. Someone must have returned to tell the tale.
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May 18, 2003, 22:55
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Deity
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Bodds, your problem is trying to understand women with your nads and not your heart.
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