May 19, 2003, 17:31
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Woman: I could never cheat on my boyfriend.
I most certainly would cheat if I meet the right guy and I thought I could get away with it. I just don't want anyone to find out or else people will start calling me a slut.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 19, 2003, 18:10
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#62
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I adore you.
I guess I'll settle for you...
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May 19, 2003, 18:55
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woman: *moan*.... that was the best Ive had in forever....
Thinking: God damn, i had to fake it AGAIN! 
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May 19, 2003, 18:56
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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May 19, 2003, 19:09
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Woman: God damn you!
Translation: This one requires no translation. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 19, 2003, 20:28
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King
Local Time: 18:52
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Originally posted by Ramo
I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
I'll be ready in 2 hours.
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Or in the case of my girlfriend, "I'll decide that I don't want to go out after all in about two hours."
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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May 19, 2003, 20:47
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Deity
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Now, now. They have lots of hair to fix, make up to put on, and it just won't do unless she tries on every outfit she has atleast twice. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 19, 2003, 20:50
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King
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This double post brought to you by Double-Post-Toasties, America's favorite dry breakfast, and by Loostener's Castor Oil Flakes, the all-weather breakfast.
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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May 19, 2003, 21:21
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King
Local Time: 15:52
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Originally posted by Kramerman
damn, frankychan beat me to it... but mine is LEGIT!
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 So's mine, man!
(wow this is late)
I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy. 
But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is. 
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Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
***** Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" - Dis
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May 19, 2003, 21:37
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Prince
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Atta Boy!!!  
show her she ****ed up
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May 19, 2003, 23:45
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Deity
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Re: Re: Womanese
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I've had women ask me that before 
But alas, whenever I say 'no' they always reply 'well I have' 
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It depends on what you want. If you want to be truthful, answer "no." If you want to make yourself look desirable, answer "yes."
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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May 20, 2003, 08:59
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Emperor
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Or how about...
I'm between relationships
I'm kind of seeing someone but don't think it's going to work
Makes you desirable and available!
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May 20, 2003, 10:33
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Emperor
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I thought you were gonna say you went gay.
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May 20, 2003, 11:42
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Prince
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Woman: yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
Translation: __________
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May 20, 2003, 11:47
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King
Local Time: 02:52
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I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.
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classic
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"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
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May 20, 2003, 13:19
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Emperor
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classic...and oh so true
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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May 20, 2003, 13:38
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Deity
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(Two girls get up and go to the bathroom together)
Women: We're going to the bathroom and we'll be right back.
Translation: We're going to go in there to gossip about you and your friend. We're going to giggle and laugh about which one we think looks better naked and how we are going to shamlessly get you hot and heavy and then leave you standing outside. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 20, 2003, 13:41
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Retired
Local Time: 20:52
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Woman: What are we doing this weekend
Translation: You are going to do "this and that" this weekend whether you like it or not.
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Keep on Civin'
Civ V Civilization V Civ5 CivV Civilization 5 Civ 5 - Do your part!
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May 20, 2003, 13:43
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Deity
Local Time: 18:52
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Spoken like a true married man Ming.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 20, 2003, 13:43
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Emperor
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Are you coming with me to visit my parents this weekend?
Your coming with me no matter what I just like to watch you try and weasel you way out of this one
me:
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May 20, 2003, 13:47
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Emperor
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Even worse: We'll be both getting it on with your friend, while you stand and hold a candle.
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May 20, 2003, 13:49
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Emperor
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Why are you like that?
- I want to argue with you Azazel and after that hook myself up with Pekka who is a good guy and more sensible than you.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 20, 2003, 13:58
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Emperor
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May 20, 2003, 13:59
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Emperor
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I don't do man.. I'm sorry.. I'm just blessed I guess.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 20, 2003, 14:00
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Settler
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Mewwww
Mewwww
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May 20, 2003, 14:04
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Emperor
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Pekka, I was kidding.
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May 20, 2003, 14:06
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Settler
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Yeah right. You want that finnish hook like a concubine from hell and we know it.
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May 20, 2003, 14:09
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Emperor
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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May 20, 2003, 14:15
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Emperor
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I wasn't kidding ??
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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May 20, 2003, 14:23
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Emperor
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I surely hope you did. 
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