Womanese - Page 4

Ming · May 20, 2003, 14:24

Woman: What do you want to eat tonight?

Translation: We are eating out tonight because I'm to lazy to fix anything, so pick the type, and I'll tell you what restaurant you are taking me to.

Pekka · May 20, 2003, 14:26

Azazel, You no worry, I kiiiiidddd!

Az · May 20, 2003, 14:27

So true, Ming, so true.

Same thing with "are you hungry?", btw.

Ming · May 20, 2003, 14:31

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Originally posted by Azazel
So true, Ming, so true.

Same thing with "are you hungry?", btw.

True as well... usually followed up by...

Women: Oh, just pick a place

Translation: I'm not going to agree to anyplace YOU pick, and in the end, we are going where I want to go, because I already have it picked out and our reservation is for 8 PM.

Az · May 20, 2003, 14:33

Going to places.

You can't EVER be right, can you.

Pekka · May 20, 2003, 14:34

There's a movie on TV I want to watch tonight

- I don't know what's on TV, except football and you are not goign to drink all that beer and get excited about big men playing a silly game. No sir.

Az · May 20, 2003, 14:35

That's not the way it goes. even !I! know that.

Ming · May 20, 2003, 14:37

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Originally posted by Azazel
You can't EVER be right, can you.

I'm married... I gave up the right to be right the day I said "I do".

Pekka · May 20, 2003, 14:38

Azazel, Whaaaaaat? It IS! Listen, this is your problem, you don't understand women. They don't like football. They like small and slow things like animals and flowers. They don't want to go to see 'Monster Truck Madness 2003, sponsored by.. FREE BEER!'.. They don't like things that are loud or messy. I'm loud and messy, but I'm exception.

Az · May 20, 2003, 14:38

A-ha! So Apolyton's like the place you relief your urge to be right. To be ALWAYS right!

Pekka · May 20, 2003, 14:47

Most definitely! Look, it's simple. You have a gf, so you can't understand women. Me, however.. I understand them perfectly, and that's why I don't have a gf. ALL the experts are always single.. relationship experts that is. So.. I'm expert. I'm sorry that you are wrong Azazel, don't let this bother you so much.. I know you feel betrayed.

Frankychan · May 20, 2003, 15:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorizael

I thought you were gonna say you went gay.

wise-a**.

Aro · May 20, 2003, 16:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Ming

I'm married... I gave up the right to be right the day I said "I do".

True, very true.

Oh, well... It's not so bad, after all...

Japher · May 20, 2003, 16:17

I gave up my ability to be "right" even before I got married.

Women: I can see your point

What a freakin' idiot

Women: You are so smart

You are dumb enough to marry me

Women: You are Right

Warning: she was not born a women and most likely an alien attempting to steal your sperm!

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Women can even give credit where credit is due (so they sure can charge on credit

)

Women: Wow, good job, a see you did a lot of work today

What a baby, needs a rub on the tummy or pat on the head everytime he lifts a finger or goes to the bathroom.

Women: You can't live with them, and...

Ming · May 20, 2003, 18:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Japher
I gave up my ability to be "right" even before I got married.

True enough... but the day you get married, it's official

Women: Let's take a drive into the country today

Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today

Skanky Burns · May 20, 2003, 18:41

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Women: Let's take a drive into the country today

Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today

... and YOU are driving me there.

Pekka · May 20, 2003, 18:43

YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN!

- And I'm glad that you don't yell at me because I always leave it down.

Ben Kenobi · May 20, 2003, 21:10

Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"

Does that always mean the same thing?

Urban Ranger · May 21, 2003, 00:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Ming
True as well... usually followed up by...

Women: Oh, just pick a place

Translation: I'm not going to agree to anyplace YOU pick, and in the end, we are going where I want to go, because I already have it picked out and our reservation is for 8 PM.

See, you don't understand women. The correct response is not to pick a place, but with the question, "What do you have in mind?"

Tiamat · May 21, 2003, 02:46

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Originally posted by obiwan18
Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"

Does that always mean the same thing?

Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen.

And Urban is right, when faced with the question of where to go always, always, always, throw it back to the girl and let her choose or else you will always be on the loosing end of the stick.

The Templar · May 21, 2003, 03:05

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Originally posted by obiwan18
Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"

Does that always mean the same thing?

It's a way of saying "no" without bruising your ego.

Feminists of the Andrea Dworkin stripe would blame this on our culture of rape that makes women feel the need to go easy on the old male ego lest they get beaten.

C0ckney · May 21, 2003, 05:20

they're just bitter because no one ever propositioned them

Sikander · May 21, 2003, 05:23

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Originally posted by C0ckney
they're just bitter because no one ever propositioned them

Are you kidding? No one would even bother to beat them! Personally I have too much respect for wood to crack it againt Dworkin's hide.

Az · May 21, 2003, 05:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Tiamat

Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen.

And Urban is right, when faced with the question of where to go always, always, always, throw it back to the girl and let her choose or else you will always be on the loosing end of the stick.

I've managed to turn the tide! I let her choose, and then *I* get to ***** and moan and make her life miserable.

MRT144 · May 21, 2003, 05:41

Quote:

Originally posted by Azazel

I've managed to turn the tide! I let her choose, and then *I* get to ***** and moan and make her life miserable.

wow, youre a real big man.

JohnT · May 21, 2003, 09:01

Gentlemen, the sooner you can resign yourself of losing the vanity of "opinions", the happier your love life will be.

Actually, the idea that men lose all decision making ability is not true... what we do get (if we're smart) is a highly developed sense of when to pick our battles.

Az · May 21, 2003, 09:25

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wow, youre a real big man

you're just jealous.

Lorizael · May 21, 2003, 10:12

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Originally posted by The Templar

It's a way of saying "no" without bruising your ego.

What if they went out with you for about a week and a half, and then said they didn't want to hurt the friendship? And what if there were a number of other factors (that I don't particularly feel like getting into) that would make a relationship rather unstable and uncomfortable, but that were theoretically temporary?

Pekka · May 21, 2003, 10:16

Azazel, no, in fact I think you're the jealous one

I'm the expert, remember?

Az · May 21, 2003, 10:20