28 days later and ULTIMATE POWAH!

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 18:54

Have you seen the movie 28 days?

*SPOILERS!*

Ok, so the movie is about this virus that rages throughout the world, killing everyone. It makes people literally rage, and they become creatures that kills and they're like monsters. So basically everyone dies.

At the end of the movie, after 28 days.. there are only 3 survivors left and then suddenly a fighter flies and they try to signal it.. who are these gyus, flying jets, the world is dead, right? They are FAF, the Finnish Air Force! They speak Finnish, it's little hard to recognize, because they speak aviation language but they do. The last words are 'Lähetätkö helikopterin apuun' translates to 'send a chopper to help?' (for the 3 UK survivors).
So what does this prove? We survived, our mighty military survived and we started to control Europe, and the world. I TOLD YOU SO!

DinoDoc · May 18, 2003, 18:59

All hail Finland!

If you want more action with the Finnish Air Force, play this game: http://www.il2sturmovik.com/

Kramerman · May 18, 2003, 19:00

Someday, Finland WILL be our overlords.

FINLAND! FINLAND! FINLAND! FINLAND!

GePap · May 18, 2003, 19:00

What a horrible ending! I mean Finns? Why couldn;t someone decent, like rage-filled zombies, win?

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:01

I might add, that the UK army, or what was left of it, was wiped out by one skinny hippie boy. But they were like second best, because they were last to die and vanish, so they get an honourary mention for that.

We were flying fighters man! This proves we were fully functioning army still with fighters, choppers and soldiers, flying over UK. This proves, that our people survived too. This is the ultimate proof of our superiority against any other nationality and our survival skills and mighty military power.
Also, this means that since we survived and 3 UK people, we must build the world again, meaning making babies. So, the new world after disaster is.. inhabitated by Finns. Yes. We RULE!

DinoDoc · May 18, 2003, 19:02

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Originally posted by GePap
What a horrible ending! I mean Finns? Why couldn;t someone decent, like rage-filled zombies, win?

Didn't he just tell you the Finns won?

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:02

But I can make you feel better a little, because UK had at least 3 survivors, other countries must have some too, hiding from these rage-zombies. But we'll rescue you too later. But we're not minority anymore, so you all just better start learning finnish right now, so you can communicate with us.

GePap · May 18, 2003, 19:03

Or it means that not even people dying of some horrible disease and turned into rage-filled zombies would be foolish enough to actually go to Finnland.

Man, what does that say about the Finnish board of Toursm?

GePap · May 18, 2003, 19:04

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Originally posted by DinoDoc
Didn't he just tell you the Finns won?

I know the finns won, which is horrible, horrible!

Gangerolf · May 18, 2003, 19:08

what a stupid movie

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:09

GePap, Even with your doubts, I still give you the US. I mean the US stays like it was. You get to do what you want. We help you, and we form a new UN when you make enough babies. I have some great ideas we can do.. we can keep few countries clean of our people, because we're not into tourism for a while, so we can target practice and bomb these countries all the time. Heck, we can even fly fighters drunk and bomb these countries, there's no one to stop us! Let's see, we get Europe, you get.. well you choose but we want something warm too. It'll be fun, I'm telling you!

GePap · May 18, 2003, 19:15

The US? I get the western hemisphere, and I am moving to Rio!

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:16

Also it will be lots of fun. Because you get the virus only from infected rage-zombie, all products like food etc are still good! Buildings are still standing.. we just kill all the zombies, and we can all share the whole world. It'll be fun I'm sure! I'm going to build exact replica of playboy mansion to Ibiza and have lots of babes there. I invite you all to stay there as long as you want to.

Because we are all very rich, we only have to focus on making babies. It's too bad we got the only working military, but that's cool we'll lease you those fighters and we can have joint operations of bombing the hell out of all the countries we hate.

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:17

GePap, yeah, take the western hemisphere. You get lots of East too. What ever, there's plenty enough to go around!

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:18

And as for the rest of you.. I'm sorry, you just didn't survive. Don't blame me, blame the scientists who screwed up! Don't hate the player, hate the game!

DinoDoc · May 18, 2003, 19:21

I'll eat your brains, Pekka.

Nubclear · May 18, 2003, 19:25

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Originally posted by Pekka
And as for the rest of you.. I'm sorry, you just didn't survive. Don't blame me, blame the scientists who screwed up! Don't hate the player, hate the game!

Russia, of course, faked its death.

Check in Kassis basement. Were all there right now.

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:28

Don't do that, I'd like to enjoy the ultimate power for a while.

I have already thought few changes we'll be making. It's called 'Operation Hippie Freedom'. We ship all hippies to what used to be Amsterdam. That's were they want to be anyway, so we'll be doing them a favour. Can you guess what the next phase of the operation is? Yes! We're going to BLAST THEM ALL! Hippies and commies, your days are over. From air, with hand to hand with bayonettes or just making them run in the minefields.. choose your weapons and let the games begin! It's not like they have any weapons.

This is a new world order, and it's going to be good..

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:30

Tass, I'm sorry.. they didn't.. Sure some Rooskies in US survived, and the ones living in here. We give you Luxemburg, if you choose to form your own country. You don't get to be in UN though, and be careful not to do any business with the hippies in Amsterdam, because it's our private shooting range.

Zylka · May 18, 2003, 19:34

This is f*cking retarded beyond belief and you're a filthy elven monkey for wasting my reading time. Get laid soon

ZA!

Zero · May 18, 2003, 19:36

I hope the 3 Brits happened to be the 3 hottest british chicks. Because it would really suck otherwise.

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:38

Zero, well, one was a guy and two others were girls. One was pretty young, so we don't know about it for few years, but the other one was semi hot.

Zylka, Chill.. You need to relax.. how does Amsterdam sound? You get a free trip!

Kramerman · May 18, 2003, 19:42

This is what i think of Pekka's plan

Id probably be a rage zombie tho... i hate zombies sooo much. I love to kill them. Ever play Resident Evil? Shotguns are beautiful anti zombie weapons, as is Naplam...

Zero · May 18, 2003, 19:45

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Originally posted by Pekka
Zero, well, one was a guy and two others were girls. One was pretty young, so we don't know about it for few years, but the other one was semi hot.

Zylka, Chill.. You need to relax.. how does Amsterdam sound? You get a free trip!

Damn... what a lucky guy. I would have been pissed off when I saw the plane.

This is why learning how to use an anti aircraft gun is good... in case situations like these arises when you least expect it.

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:50

Kramerman, I don't know if you survived, but if you did.. you get to kill all the zombies you ever want to. Resident Evil in real life man! Napalm, shotguns.. what ever you want. Chopper or fighter? Your choice! We can even shoot them from air balloon. Stack it with beer, guns and ammo.

Gangerolf · May 18, 2003, 19:53

do I get to use a lawn mower on a crowd of zombies?

Pekka · May 18, 2003, 19:58

Gangerolf, if you survived and want to.. sure. But I think you can't beat them that way. Have you ever wanted to push the red button that unleashes all those nukes? You can do that too, but only to remote locations. I'm personally going to send few big boys.

Kramerman · May 18, 2003, 20:07

LMAO

sounds good to me

Gangerolf · May 18, 2003, 20:11

red button sounds good too

Zero · May 18, 2003, 20:14

Zombie killing sounds ok but..

just paradrop me in UK with bunch of ladies and stage a plane crash. Then misinform the ladies telling them that we are the only survivors.