May 20, 2003, 13:43
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Originally posted by Ming
PICTURES... WE WANT PICTURES 
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The pictures do exist. Among my former roommates, two words, "Italian night" are enough to get them giggling. "Italian night" was the night we were drinking Italian wines in my wine class. I had 13 glasses. Weeee!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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May 20, 2003, 13:49
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to understand the Suomithreadi. 
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May 20, 2003, 14:13
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol could lead to the shameless promotion of Masters of Orion 3 for "Game of the Year.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may contribute to the confidence needed to ask your significant other about involving another entity in your relationship.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol has been found to lead to embarassing situations involving uncontrollable bowels in social situations.
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May 20, 2003, 14:35
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Originally posted by Japher
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to understand the Suomithreadi.
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WARNING:
The consumption of 3 litres of Kölsch tomorrow evening may lead me to test Japhers idea!
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Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?
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May 20, 2003, 15:05
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Warning: Consuming alcohol in excess might not let you ''get up'' when you need to. 
Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make
everyone your friend.
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May 20, 2003, 15:09
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Originally posted by loinburger
Rug burns on your forehead? 
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Pretend you are a girl for a second. Now what sort of possition would she have to be in to get rug burns on her forhead and knees. Now, what sort of motion often causes women to get rugburns?
You'll figure it out I'm sure.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 20, 2003, 15:45
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I thought that's what it might have been referring to, but it still didn't really make sense. I mean, the rug burns on the knees and back are pretty much unavoidable in that situation (what're you supposed to do, levitate?), but on the forehead? Elbows and/or hands, sure, but forehead? Unless the guy conked her out with a wrench or something... WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of rug burns on the knees and forehead in conjunction with massive head wounds. 
I just thought that there was some bizarre sexual position that involved somebody standing on their head, and I was unhappy about missing out on the fun. 
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May 20, 2003, 15:50
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I just thought that there was some bizarre sexual position that involved somebody standing on their head, and I was unhappy about missing out on the fun.
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Isn't that the 'Hot Karl'?
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May 20, 2003, 15:51
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I thought that involved defecation and a glass table. Or maybe that's a 'Bismarck.'
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May 20, 2003, 15:53
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to play Call to Power and actually think you enjoy it .
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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May 20, 2003, 17:56
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you really don't need to study for that test you have to take in the morning.
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Keep on Civin'
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May 20, 2003, 18:39
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe setting your clock back a few hours actually sets the time back a few hours.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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May 20, 2003, 19:24
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Warning: May cause vomiting, diarhoea and hallucinations.
Warning: When consumed in large quantities causes male impotence.
Warning: Causes temporary insanity. Guaranteed.
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May 20, 2003, 22:14
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 20, 2003, 22:26
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.
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About damn time!
40+ posts and this the first mention.
What is happening to Poly?????
ACK!
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May 20, 2003, 23:29
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I admite I was waiting for somebody else to post it. I just couldn't stand it any more.  
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 20, 2003, 23:32
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I was going to, but you came along right at the last moment!
ACK!
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May 21, 2003, 02:06
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Originally posted by Ming
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you really don't need to study for that test you have to take in the morning.
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Or in my case, thinking that you don't even need to attend the test.
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But he touched it too much!
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May 21, 2003, 02:07
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Originally posted by loinburger
I thought that involved defecation and a glass table. Or maybe that's a 'Bismarck.'
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No, that's a "Prince Albert".
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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May 21, 2003, 02:15
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isn't a prince albert a piercing?
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May 21, 2003, 08:44
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All I know is, someone better let him out of that can.
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May 21, 2003, 17:16
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Originally posted by Oerdin
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.
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Alcohol had nothing to do with that. I was completely sober when I came up with that idea. I was driving, you see . . . 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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May 21, 2003, 18:47
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Originally posted by Spec
Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make
everyone your friend.
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sure it does
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May 21, 2003, 19:01
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in the birth of children that grow up believing FOX news.
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May 21, 2003, 19:29
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol cause you to steal a shopping cart and fool you into thinking that you're riding a P51 mustang as you shoot down ur friend whos in the "Stuka dive bomber" with your tomato bombs.
Be warned: the observors who happen to be sober around the campus that night will not understand this scenario at all.
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:-p
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May 21, 2003, 19:32
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Warning: Drinking and X-games do not mix. and consumption of alcohol will fool you into thinking ur injury is "only a flesh wound"
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May 21, 2003, 21:13
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Koska niillä saatanan kullinlutkuttajilla on jotain henkilökohtaista minua vastaan.
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Sattan has bitl a wast empire in Kosaca
Shoorry athter 6 Beir I Dontt unnastant suomithtreti
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