Apolyton spellbook

muxec · May 23, 2003, 14:12

Huh

Apolyton is magic place, all we are magic creatures and the forum is full of magic. I'll post info on some spells here... Remember, that postcoubt is kind of mana.

Spam - The simpliest spell. Even first level creatures can cast this spell. This spell reduces moral of all targeted creatures, but can make other hostile towards you.

Conclusion - Each creature with 2+ Charisme can cast this spell. Target creature makes a conclusion about the caster and improves his opinion on caster.

Paralize - High level mages (aka moderators) can cast this spell. Target creature loses his ability to do anything, but can see everything. After some time (usually few days) the victim regains ability to write.

Dispel area - When used on some thread the threads closes. If the caster adds more mana the thread disappears.

Chain lightning - If the amount of casted spam spells is so large, that great mage (aka admin) loses all his morale, the admin casts this spell on the whole thread. The thread is dispelled, last participant of the thread gets banned and other spam casters recieve minor damage.

--Will be updated soon---

Ben Kenobi · May 23, 2003, 14:23

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Spam - The simpliest spell. Even first level creatures can cast this spell. This spell reduces moral of all targeted creatures, but can make other hostile towards you.

Well this thread lowers my morale.

muxec · May 23, 2003, 14:34

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Originally posted by obiwan18

Well this thread lowers my morale.

So you can cast conclusion on Ming and he will dispel this thread...

Ben Kenobi · May 23, 2003, 14:37

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Each creature with 2+ Charisme

It seems I currently lack the charisma.

How would I go about aquiring some?

Harry Seldon · May 23, 2003, 14:45

Maybe by allowing spam spells to be cast on you? +1

Static Universe · May 23, 2003, 15:10

Frenzy - This spell causes other creatures to attack each other, while the caster slips away unnoticed. Available only in Troll spellbooks.

Spiffor · May 23, 2003, 15:52

Flame
Single-target damage. Its use often results in Flamefests

Flamefest
Area damage. It is not a spell per se but is the result of several creatures using Flame. All creatures in the area are damaged, and the area as a whole has to be Dispelled

DrSpike · May 23, 2003, 16:08

Prediction: Any poster can cast this spell, but only the skilled should try. If the prediction is correct experience points are gained, but if not an egg magically materialises on the caster's face.

Life expectancy of this thread, 2 more hours.

Ben Kenobi · May 23, 2003, 16:13

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Flame
Single-target damage. Its use often results in Flamefests

Perhaps this is how one acquires this mystical 'charisma'.

Let me try this:

Clearly muxec has no life as he channels D&D in this pathetic thread.

Alex · May 23, 2003, 16:24

I'm not a mage, I'm a paladin.

Spiffor · May 23, 2003, 16:37

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Originally posted by obiwan18
Clearly muxec has no life as he channels D&D in this pathetic thread.

How could I forget :

Firebolt
A Flame that misses its target and is just a waste of mana

Zopperoni · May 23, 2003, 16:44

Vanquish - Makes target disappear for a certain amount of time.

BustaMike · May 23, 2003, 17:08

<-- efficient spam spell

DarkCloud · May 23, 2003, 18:50

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How could I forget :

Firebolt
A Flame that misses its target and is just a waste of mana

Sounds like something from Dibbs Dillemma

Ben Kenobi · May 23, 2003, 21:56

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Firebolt
A Flame that misses its target and is just a waste of mana

Spiffor:

I obviously lack the mana for a proper flame.

Perhaps the French master should demonstrate his abilities.

Spiffor · May 23, 2003, 23:06

Nah, the more mana you channel into a Flame, the more power you give to the unique artifact known as Ming's Banning Rod

Ben Kenobi · May 24, 2003, 00:13

Well, I suppose that's one way to increase your charisma.

Spiffor · May 24, 2003, 00:38

You mean, if you Flame with enough force, you can cast Conclusion on Ming so that he doesn't use his Banning Rod on you ?

muxec · May 24, 2003, 09:08

One more:
Clone CD - This spell is used to summon Ming.

Lonestar · May 24, 2003, 15:36

Server Down

Used to drive the local denzions into a frenzy.

Lonestar · May 24, 2003, 15:42

Enrage the Mindless Sheep
Material Components; www.snopes.com , www.straightdope.com , and www.badastronomy.com

Rips apart beliefs in urban legends Conspiracy Theories.

Nikolai · May 24, 2003, 15:49

Anti-Democracy
Effective spell that only moderators can use effectively. When used, the discussion targeted often ends.

muxec · May 24, 2003, 16:02

Holy light - when casted on the thread, the thread goes top and remains first in the thread list until the disenchantment

Locutus · May 24, 2003, 17:06

I can think of a couple more of those moderator-only spells:

Teleport
Discussion is teleported to another forum. Unless sufficient mana is used, a residual image will remain.

Clone
An exact replica of the discussion is created.

Transform
The contents of a post or the identity (=profile) of an individual is altered.

Cloak
A discussion becomes invisible to all but the most powerful creatures (i.e. admins).

Uncloak
Undoes above spell; can only be performed by those who can still see the discussion.

Fuse
Several discussions are merged into one.

Dissect
One discussion is split into several smaller ones.

Frozzy · May 24, 2003, 17:56

Gardener's Question Time Used to mass delete threads (often used in the instance of spam vegitation crises, or pruning dead threads)

Lonestar · May 24, 2003, 19:44

Ming's Magnificient Mansion
Can only be cast by Moderator prestige class. When cast target poster is trapped in Mingapulco.

Nubclear · May 24, 2003, 19:46

EVOLUTION - Spell cast by the mysterious SETTLER2 being, it causes a denizen to gain more PRESTIGE.

TROLL - Enrages a specific target and has a 50/50 chance of lowering their prestiege (Depending on both your prestiege and their TROLL VALUE)

DEATH - This spell is cast by highly prestigious users (but not gods). A comibation of SPAM and TROLL, death causes a thread to, well, die.

RETREAT - A spell often cast when the user is losing a battle, however the user suffers a prestiege loss.

[b]SUMMON[/b = Summons the forces of the gods against the victim. However it may backfire.

NAME CALL - Call names to the victim in order to attempt to lower their prestiege. However, there is a 25 percent chance you will suffer a major prestiege loss.

DL - Ye who casts this spell will create an entirely new person and have complete control over that person. However, this spell is one of the 8 major sins and if you are found using it, you will die.

Skanky Burns · May 24, 2003, 21:56

Dullness - This spell ends all conversation in a thread, causing that thread to sink to page 2.

alva · May 24, 2003, 23:06

Revive - undo for the spell above

Kirnwaffen · May 24, 2003, 23:21

Transmutate - Can be cast by any class. Discussion in thread shifts to random topic. Has x*5% chance to cast multiple times where x is the amount of mana beyond casting cost contributed by any mage of CHARISMA 1 or higher.