The Oz Civ Group: A Collective Weapon of Mass Distraction - Page 2

finbar · June 1, 2003, 18:36

Well, yes, but Deity humping his own leg in the middle of a game can be disconcerting.

DrSpike · June 1, 2003, 18:54

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Originally posted by finbar
Well, yes, but Deity humping his own leg in the middle of a game can be disconcerting.

I'd just be glad that neither of them urinated on your carpet when they came to dinner.

Or?

finbar · June 1, 2003, 20:00

We put down sheets of newspaper in the corner. They got the message eventually.

Alexander's Horse · June 1, 2003, 21:02

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Originally posted by finbar
Well, yes, but Deity humping his own leg in the middle of a game can be disconcerting.

Whatever you do don't expose those dogs to canned bundy and coke.

deity · June 1, 2003, 22:19

Woodstock.

deity · June 1, 2003, 22:33

Horse's outburst has screwed up the game anyway

He's seen my map now and stuffed up my unit moves. If only he had relaxed and had a can, chilled out... lost his nerve because of the unknown but now it's known

Alexander's Horse · June 2, 2003, 00:27

What are you talking about? I haven't seen your map.

No get out of jail card for you deity, sorry.

deity · June 2, 2003, 05:46

LOL!

You have seen it. Your whole tone has changed from King Chat where there was utter fear on your behalf of the unknown but now...

Hydey · June 2, 2003, 07:21

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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse

Whatever you do don't expose those dogs to canned bundy and coke.

Bundy is me, deity is a boubon boy.

Alexander's Horse · June 2, 2003, 08:17

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Originally posted by deity
LOL!

You have seen it. Your whole tone has changed from King Chat where there was utter fear on your behalf of the unknown but now...

Utter fear? hardly.

We checked the save. You can clearly see on my map what you did. finbar kindly explained it to me.

finbar · June 2, 2003, 08:27

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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse

Utter fear? hardly.

We checked the save. You can clearly see on my map what you did. finbar kindly explained it to me.

True. With Horse's permission, I checked his map and worked out what happened. Everything that happened took place on his map. Your map, Deity, remains - well, like everything you do - an utter mystery.

Alexander's Horse · June 2, 2003, 09:16

Ha! I finally worked Hydey's true vocation - to out mystery deity.

Hydey · June 2, 2003, 09:32

Its a mystery to me, the game commences
for the usual fee, plus expences.

DrSpike · June 2, 2003, 09:35

Hehe, except the investigations are anything but private.

rah · June 2, 2003, 14:05

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Originally posted by finbar
The little white curly-haired one, belonging to Mrs finbar, is, in fact, an extraordinarily successful result of an experimental cross between a rat with no personality and a waste of space. In fact, it has had permanently curled hair since I jammed its paw into a live power socket.

No one else commented on this line, but the waste of space reference is a classic.

finbar · June 2, 2003, 18:25

Three of the posters in this thread have actually met the tampon on legs, thus I wasn't telling them anything they didn't already know.

rah · June 2, 2003, 18:29

Quite descriptive.

The imagery is crystal clear.

finbar · June 2, 2003, 20:54

Yes. In fact, I might borrow one of Deity's elephants for the purpose.

Alexander's Horse · June 2, 2003, 21:31

His elephants are in the red.

finbar · June 3, 2003, 00:40

Careful, careful. It's a very fine line. If anyone objected to my post, I was going to claim I'd been momentarily taken over by Hydey's spirit.

Alexander's Horse · June 3, 2003, 00:44

obligatory pink elephant mention

finbar · June 3, 2003, 02:14

Nice, deft change of topic.

Alexander's Horse · June 3, 2003, 03:01

anything for our bourbon soaked kingchatterer

deity · June 3, 2003, 08:34

Horse was the aggresive chatterer

And he showed complete mistrust.... and I don't believe anything you say about looking at the saves! The game is spoilt.

Hydey · June 3, 2003, 08:45

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Originally posted by finbar
Careful, careful. It's a very fine line. If anyone objected to my post, I was going to claim I'd been momentarily taken over by Hydey's spirit.

You keep away from my bundy bottle.

DrSpike · June 3, 2003, 09:05

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Originally posted by deity
Horse was the aggresive chatterer

And he showed complete mistrust.... and I don't believe anything you say about looking at the saves! The game is spoilt.

OK what's been happening in the Aussie games?

Alexander's Horse · June 3, 2003, 09:19

basically deity knows he is losing so now he's trying to get out of the game.

Its a bit like when someone deliberately upsets a chess board.

In Australia we call people like this pikers.

War4ever · June 3, 2003, 09:55

what?????? after all of Deity's ranting on the forums about liking poor starts etc.....

hes the last person i would suspect as being a quitter?

r u pulling our chains horsie?

and who peeked at the map?

finbar · June 3, 2003, 10:10

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Originally posted by War4ever
and who peeked at the map?

Deity seems to think someone looked at his map. The action that Horse got upset about took place on Horse's map. With Horse's permission, I checked his map, worked out what had happened, and told Horse what had happened. Bottom line: he had nothing to be upset about.

Presumably Deity is grizzling about people looking at his map as some sort of means of getting out of the game. I can't think of any other possible reason.

Alexander's Horse · June 3, 2003, 10:27

if you check the kc you will find I wasn't the one who got upset. deity could have easily clarified the simple question I raised but he got quite hot under the collar.

I put it down to the pressure of being at my mercy in a completely hopeless situation in the game.