Behold the glorious glory that is the Cominfac!!

[Gnool]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=87981

As yet it's not very glorious (because I've only just posted the message and there are no replies), but I assure you people will be dedicating themselves to the eternal glory of The Hive in no time.

[Jamski]

We have started to spam this glorious thread already Comrade Gnool.

-Jam

[Haon]

With Glorious Spam, now availible at your local Glorious Recycling Center!

[Jamski]

Gloriously made from your former glorious comrades

-Jam

[Haon]

OFFICIAL STUDY CONCLUDES THAT SAYING "GLORIOUS" IS GOOD FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE HEALTH!

Hive Scientists haver announced, that after years of intensive study, that excessive use of the word "Glorious" in any context related to The Human Hive is both good for the body and good for the mind! Benefits for constantly saying things are "Glorious" so far identified:

1: It lowers your Cholesterol, Gloriously!
2: It makes you more resistant to Probe Teams the more you say it!
3: It makes you enjoy the Nerve Staples as they gloriously destroy your free will make you a better citizen!
4: It makes the Drones feel submissive happy!
5: It allows the Crimson Guard to know who is not saying it by reviewing audio recordings, thus putting you under constant surveillancehave reason to smile at you! Say hi to the Glorious Guard now children!

This Message Brought to you by the Glorious Hive Scientific Community!