June 4, 2003, 09:49
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Life of Brian is a bore compared to Holy Grail
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I already proved that it is the funniest 
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June 4, 2003, 09:52
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In Holy Grail, literally every scene is a laugh, except for those stupid monk cartoons in between.
Life of Brian has like 2 or 3 laughs overall...
B: "Friends! Stop fighting each other! We have to think of our common enemy!"
"The Judean People's Front!!"
B: "NO! The Romans!"
"Oh the Romans, well, I dunno"
"yeah, Romans, umm...
"kinda like them actually..."
B: argh
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June 4, 2003, 09:53
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Originally posted by Ecthelion
In Holy Grail, literally every scene is a laugh, except for those stupid monk cartoons in between.
Life of Brian has like 2 or 3 laughs overall...
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You are clearly wrong.
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June 4, 2003, 10:29
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What about the "Naked Gun" movies? Those have some great laughs.
"Hot Shots" was pretty funny too!
Has anyone seen the movie "2001: a space travesty"?. It stars Leslie Nielsen and the lovely Ophelie Winter(yum!). It is about aliens who clone clinton, with the plan to replace the world leaders with imposters. It has some incredibly funny moments too!
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June 4, 2003, 10:32
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Originally posted by The diplomat
What about the "Naked Gun" movies? Those have some great laughs.
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Yeah, most of Leslie Nielsens movies are great 
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"Hot Shots" was pretty funny too!
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Has anyone seen the movie "2001: a space travesty"?. It stars Leslie Nielsen and the lovely Ophelie Winter(yum!). It is about aliens who clone clinton, with the plan to replace the world leaders with imposters. It has some incredibly funny moments too!
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I wish... looking forward to it...
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June 4, 2003, 10:32
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Naked Gun?
*police men looking at a corpse*
guy: they found him in the red light district
drebin: what might he have been looking for there?
guy: sex, frank?
drebin: oh, not now, I'm on duty, thanks....
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June 4, 2003, 10:42
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'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"
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June 4, 2003, 10:45
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now what movie was that jews in space scene in?
and i can only repeat, real life jews in space are rather unsuccessful 
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June 4, 2003, 11:04
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Originally posted by Saras
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France"
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That was nice, indeed. But I guess Holy Grail or The meaning of life would be my favourites
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June 4, 2003, 11:06
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I like all anti-Poland movies.
*troll attempt started*
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June 4, 2003, 12:19
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June 4, 2003, 12:36
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now what movie was that jews in space scene in?
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Duh... History of the World Part I
Life of Brian was fabulous . Biggus Dickus .
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June 4, 2003, 12:39
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part i? are there more parts?
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June 4, 2003, 12:40
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and i can only repeat, real life jews in space are rather unsuccessful
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I know it's a troll, but that's a really nasty thing to say. Did you get a little giggle out of that as you typed it, jerkoff?
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June 4, 2003, 12:41
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We're Jews Out in Space,
Defending the Hebrew Race!
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June 4, 2003, 12:42
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Aryan, please.
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June 4, 2003, 12:42
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part i? are there more parts?
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No... that's another funny part of it... no Part II was ever made (or seems to be in the works).
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June 4, 2003, 13:45
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Life of Brian was fabulous . Biggus Dickus .
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That move suked... Bignose!!!
I do think that the Holy Grail was a tad bit better...
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June 4, 2003, 14:18
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Spaceballs was FUNNY??? Surely you jest.
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June 4, 2003, 15:17
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There are more laughs in Grail than Brian, but the level of comedy in brian is better, and overall Brian is a better movie as well.
Come on, any movie that ends up with people singing look on the bright side of life while on crosses is genius!
Airplane!
We need to get them to a hospital.
A hospital, what is it?
its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
And the jibe scene?
Naked Gun's one and Two were good, and I found both Hot Shot's movies funny. But all Nielsen parodies after that.... 
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June 4, 2003, 16:11
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or, the drinking problem...
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Another funny part of Airplane was when you had the line of people who wanted to slap that hysterical woman .
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June 4, 2003, 16:27
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I just tried to recollect some funny scenes from Airplane the other day, can't remember any though
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June 4, 2003, 16:45
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Originally posted by Ecthelion
I like all anti-Poland movies.
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Do you know any anti polska movie? I don't seems to recall any. Could it be c. Stirlitz?
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June 4, 2003, 17:38
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The "drinking problem," the line to slap the woman, and damn near every line by the little assistant guy in the Tower.
Airplane is a great one.
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June 4, 2003, 19:03
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not the funniest movie ever...i watched it again the other day..and though it's funny ..i'd go as far as to say that Blazing Saddles is funnier...
but i'm sure there are even funnier movies out there
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June 4, 2003, 19:24
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Paraphasing some lines from Airplane!
"Sucka don't want no help, sucka don't get no help." sounds funny coming from Barbary Billingsley.
"Sheeeet" gets translated in the subtitles as "golly".
"Billy (or whatever his name was), do you like gladiator movies?"
"Tell your old man to drag Lanier or Walton up and down the court all night"
Sight gags include everyone "assuming crash positions", and the stewardess "reinflating" the automatic pilot.
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June 4, 2003, 20:27
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Jesus F Christ...
A thread on the funniest movie ever and all I see is talk about Spaceballs and Airplane?? Are you all Americans or something?
Laurel & Hardy: Way out West
Marx Brothers: almost every movie they made
WC Fields: need I say more?
Chaplin: ...
Buster Keaton: same as above...
Three pages of valuable cyberspace and all you come up with is Airplane 
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June 4, 2003, 21:03
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Well it's better than Chaplin .
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June 4, 2003, 21:17
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I loved Airplane and Spaceballs. A lot of people think I'm crazy when I say this, but I liked Men In Tights better.
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