June 14, 2003, 20:44
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A political cartoon brought to you by Drone Weekly News Service
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June 15, 2003, 06:42
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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HIJACK 
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June 15, 2003, 06:43
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
HIJACK
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June 15, 2003, 08:22
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King
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Stopped waiting for Duke Nukem
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June 15, 2003, 08:42
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Deity
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Maybe lazy Drones work only 32 hours per day, but Glorious Hive Comrades can work 46! Ha!
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June 15, 2003, 14:12
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Tass, don't forget the Xenodoughnuts. Mmmmm, Xenodoughnuts: The Communist Manifantastic way to start the day.
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She cheats her lover of his due
but still contrives to keep him tied
by first deciding to refuse
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June 15, 2003, 15:36
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by Main_Brain
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See my first cartoon
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June 15, 2003, 16:25
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King
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To lead a Topic back to topic is that called a Rejack?
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June 16, 2003, 23:29
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King
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 You guys are nuts.
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"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" - Dis
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June 16, 2003, 23:35
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Emperor
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I wonder why you call the University a non-fun loving faction when every member will be recieving their own genetically engineered Catgirl/boy or whatever once we have the tech to do so..... 
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June 17, 2003, 05:54
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Prince
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"We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine
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June 17, 2003, 06:18
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Deity
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What else can one say?
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June 17, 2003, 08:48
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King
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As headman of the Uni catgirl labs, I was this close to post a few samples of our recent models here, before I came to the reluctant conclusion that it would incur just moderator wrath on account of being somewhat too explicit for sensitive factions like Peace.
Oh well, faculty members can check out our own board for the best and perkiest of the gamma batch! The rest of you will have to make do with the ugly display the Hive Communist female ideal.
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June 17, 2003, 10:37
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Emperor
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We should give them at least a *few* samples, don't you think? Afterall, SU up there seems to have got the wrong impression, as you noted.
Now if only we had enough synthetic cotton to make some Japanese Schoolgirl Sailor Suit's....
N.B. Pic linked to is NOT explicit. It's just two catgirls hugging. One's blushing. If you're offended by this sort of thing, I won't ask what you're on, I'll just point out that you're not obliged to download it at all. As for where it's hosted....well, if you want to look around, that's fine, but it'll certainly kill a lot of your preconceptions of me to see what kind of site is on my server.
Catgirls ^__^
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June 17, 2003, 11:21
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King
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Originally posted by Archaic
Now if only we had enough synthetic cotton to make some Japanese Schoolgirl Sailor Suit's....
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That puzzled our Japanisation R&D teams as well. Thankfully the brilliant function TK-Gamma succeeded in inventing xenocotton... but, as you might expect, he patented it and holds the monopoly
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June 17, 2003, 12:17
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Princess
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Didn't know the professors have such exotic tastes.
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June 17, 2003, 12:28
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Cedayon
That puzzled our Japanisation R&D teams as well. Thankfully the brilliant function TK-Gamma succeeded in inventing xenocotton... but, as you might expect, he patented it and holds the monopoly
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Oh, don't mistake us, we know how to create it and all. It's just that at the moment we're having to focus those resources to Soylant Green production.
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June 17, 2003, 12:30
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Princess
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Re: A political cartoon brought to you by Drone Weekly News Service
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Originally posted by MRT144
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How dare they hijack your thread MRT. 
The truth image, though, should be something like this:
Hive: MANY small giants with MANY "polls"
CyCon:  Joy! No, I mean,  emotion is illogical.
PEACE:  "Yin"  "Yang" One person one plunk!
Professors:  (hands in pocket) Xenobanana ...
Drone: exactly like what you described
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June 24, 2003, 02:29
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Warlord
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Originally posted by Main_Brain
Do you like being an expendable part of the machine?
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What are you talking about? The concept of "Replacable Parts " has been around since the Industrial Age of Earth, and you make it seem like some dastardly Hive idea? And anyway, listening to the glorious classical socialist music of Rage Against The Machine is compulsory. I just destroyed your feeble inferior argument using two completely different counter arguments, buahahaha bask in your flawed barb!
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June 24, 2003, 04:05
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by Archaic
I wonder why you call the University a non-fun loving faction when every member will be recieving their own genetically engineered Catgirl/boy or whatever once we have the tech to do so.....
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Pravda Claire Forlani Edition.
Need I say more? 
Victory to the hive!
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June 24, 2003, 04:42
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Emperor
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It might've been a Hive victory if your Claire Forlani had anything resembling sex appeal. Then again, in the Hive, I suppose you can just tell your citizens that she has sex appeal and they'll believe you.
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June 24, 2003, 05:19
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King
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buahahaha bask in your flawed barb
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Go get some Sunshine 
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June 24, 2003, 07:34
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Warlord
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The Hive invented sunshine!!!! The glorious chairman Voltaire is sunshine personified! Buahahaha wallow in your pitiful disproven insult!!
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June 24, 2003, 09:40
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Princess
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Go get some Sunshine
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Ok! Got some for you. Where do you want me to put it? On your shoulder, in your eyes ...
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June 24, 2003, 09:45
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Princess
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Originally posted by Archaic
It might've been a Hive victory if your Claire Forlani had anything resembling sex appeal. Then again, in the Hive, I suppose you can just tell your citizens that she has sex appeal and they'll believe you.
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Nah, we just tell them that "The Marshal is sexy." (See last picture, Comrade Claire Special Edition.)
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June 24, 2003, 09:47
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King
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Dont know the Famous Song?
Ain't no Sunshine when shes gone (into the Hive)
@HH: Event he most Basic Drone knows there is no Sunshine in the Hiverian Tunnels. You cant fool me
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June 24, 2003, 12:41
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Prince
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Originally posted by Archaic
It might've been a Hive victory if your Claire Forlani had anything resembling sex appeal. Then again, in the Hive, I suppose you can just tell your citizens that she has sex appeal and they'll believe you.
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Do you like her now?
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June 24, 2003, 13:25
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DP
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June 24, 2003, 13:29
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King
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You sure you dont mean this?
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June 24, 2003, 13:40
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Princess
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Dont know the Famous Song?
Ain't no Sunshine when shes gone (into the Hive)
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We'll make sure she regularly visits pact factions.
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Even the most Basic Drone knows there is no Sunshine in the Hiverian Tunnels.
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Oh but we're VERY close to getting the theory of everything (including sunshine).
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